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(WABI Bangor)   The TSA says throwing knives are not allowed in the cabin of an airplane, balls to be fondled as usual before boarding   ( divider line
    More: Misc, Transportation Security Administration, Transportation Security Administration agents, San Francisco International Airport, Airport security, commercial aircraft, set of knives, set of a half-dozen, PORTLAND  
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1084 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Oct 2021 at 9:45 PM (13 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-10-19 9:46:16 PM  
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2021-10-19 9:49:56 PM  
Assholes don't need weapons to assault the flight crew, unfortunately.
2021-10-19 9:50:48 PM  
$10.00 says this person had an 80lbs duffel they were planning on stuffing in an overhead compartment so the wouldn't have to pay baggage check fees.
2021-10-19 9:51:30 PM  
If you can't bring nail clippers why would anyone think throwing knives would be ok?
2021-10-19 9:51:42 PM  
I used to make them touch my balls for a time when I felt like being a pain in the ass

/I don't think that's how that's supposed to go
//I'll come in again
2021-10-19 9:53:45 PM  
What about nunchucks and throwing stars?
2021-10-19 10:05:42 PM  
Real ninjas check bags.
2021-10-19 10:06:41 PM  
But... my freedoms?
2021-10-19 10:10:43 PM  
Seems like it'd be faster to list the types of knives that are allowed in the cabin of an airplane.
2021-10-19 10:12:38 PM  
So aome security theater actor has a new set of throwing knives?
2021-10-20 12:04:24 AM  
Why would a throwing knife be a threat on a plane?  They fly much faster than you could ever throw a knife. If you tried throwing a knife at someone ahead of you, it would just fly right back and stab you.

But of course if you throw from the front, that thing would be farking moving and would do some serious damage, so I guess I see why you can't bring them.
2021-10-20 9:18:38 AM  

iodized attic salt: Seems like it'd be faster to list the types of knives that are allowed in the cabin of an airplane.

Butter knives without a sharp point or edge. Serrated knives are not allowed but even butter knives have those really tiny serrations and I let them go if I can do so without getting caught (get in trouble).
2021-10-20 9:34:50 AM  
Obviously some guy wanted to play knifey-spooney on the flight, and now he's going to have to spend his time reading the skymall catalog.
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