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(Daily Star)   Bizarre ISS footage shows huge yellow 'cube' shaped UFO 'emerge from the abyss and float into space'. Which could mean SpongeBob SquarePants has achieved space travel capability. Good thing his friend has that space suit   (dailystar.co.uk) divider line
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2021-10-19 1:46:37 PM  
That site gave my phone ass cancer.  Geezus.
 
2021-10-19 2:10:18 PM  
That's probably a drilling platform.
 
2021-10-19 2:13:39 PM  

bloobeary: That's probably a drilling platform.


Or subby's mom.  Who's also got experience in drilling, it turns out.
 
2021-10-19 2:37:50 PM  
'Unidentified' used to mean 'we've thought of everything and can't figure it out'. Now it means 'I dunno, like aliens I guess.'
 
2021-10-19 2:38:00 PM  
Would have been great to have seen that website but I'm not agreeing to a damn thing those popups are making me.

Guess I'll have to search for a legit news source but I doubt I'll find anything.
 
2021-10-19 2:38:13 PM  
That's a submarine.
 
2021-10-19 2:39:21 PM  
Oh boy. A highly-pixelated, data-compressed, square-ish shaped cloud. Stop the farking presses, mate.
 
2021-10-19 2:40:12 PM  
We don't know what it is so it must be a spaceship.
 
2021-10-19 2:41:37 PM  
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2021-10-19 2:44:10 PM  
It's Balok's warning buoy


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2021-10-19 2:44:22 PM  
It's a streetlight.

/oblig
 
2021-10-19 2:44:51 PM  

Icarus_Rising: Oh boy. A highly-pixelated, data-compressed, square-ish shaped cloud. Stop the farking presses, mate.


And the cube just happens to align with the CCD, right?

/used to work at the STEREO Science Center
//had to explain to people that 'a UFO as big as the earth' can also be a pixel hit when you're looking at 128x128 'space weather' data that's been upscaled to 2048x2048 so it matches the full resolution data
///the guy who generated them finally turned off smoothing when upscaling so it was more blatantly obvious
 
2021-10-19 2:46:45 PM  
It's probably just a Chinese satellite with nuclear warheads waiting to rain down on the west without warning. Nothing to worry about I'm sure.
 
2021-10-19 2:48:22 PM  
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2021-10-19 2:49:51 PM  
Oneiros:

And the cube just happens to align with the CCD, right?

Obviously the alien is trying to hide.  Further proof of its nefarious nature.
 
2021-10-19 2:50:20 PM  
Spongebob is a sponge that lives in Bikini Bottom, near a Mr Crabs.

Spongebob is a contraceptive.
 
2021-10-19 2:51:27 PM  
The aliens are rolling dice.

/for initiative
 
2021-10-19 2:51:31 PM  
Gelatinous cube eats village. It's terrific.
 
2021-10-19 2:55:20 PM  

Russ1642: 'Unidentified' used to mean 'we've thought of everything and can't figure it out'. Now it means 'I dunno, like aliens I guess.'


YOur basic argument from ignorance.
 
2021-10-19 2:58:06 PM  
Maybe a Vogon wanted some lobster.
 
2021-10-19 3:00:26 PM  
Nothing intelligent would give two farks about 🌎 and it's talking 🐒 🐵 🙊 🙈 🙉 🐒
 
2021-10-19 3:02:04 PM  
A Borg ship is cube-shaped. So, it is either them, or the Vogons are starting construction on their hyperspace bypass. We will know which it is by watching how dolphins react. Grab your towel just in case. If it is the Borg, then I call dibs on partnering with 7 of 9.

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2021-10-19 3:03:04 PM  
Is it sad I know exactly which of Spongebob's friends it is that has the space suit?
 
2021-10-19 3:04:47 PM  

bloobeary: That's probably a drilling platform.


I'd agree if the pic was taken from an airplane, but this is taken from space, so that object/cloud has to be way too larger, unless it is a very, very big platform (thousands of feet long/wide), and very, very tall to produce such a large shadow.
 
2021-10-19 3:04:52 PM  

xanadian: Is it sad I know exactly which of Spongebob's friends it is that has the space suit?


Did she leave a butt print at the beach?

Or is that the wrong kind of environmental suit?
 
2021-10-19 3:04:54 PM  
Looks like tofu to me.

Fried.
 
2021-10-19 3:07:19 PM  

waxbeans: Nothing intelligent would give two farks about 🌎 and it's talking 🐒 🐵 🙊 🙈 🙉 🐒


Nothing intelligent wants to read farking hieroglyphics in the middle of a sentence.
 
2021-10-19 3:10:53 PM  
It's a giant Rubiks cube that has over  1 million squares. It is learning to solve itself and once it does the earth is doomed doomed doomed.
 
2021-10-19 3:14:32 PM  
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Is ultimately responsible.

...and we deserve it.
 
2021-10-19 3:16:40 PM  
Glad to see the ISS has bigfoot/Nessie cameras on board.
 
2021-10-19 3:17:14 PM  
I looked at the sphere and thought "hey, that should be a cube".

Sorry about that.
 
2021-10-19 3:19:02 PM  
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2021-10-19 3:22:54 PM  
I was slow with the Borg cube reference, so I'll leave this here:

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2021-10-19 3:25:01 PM  
What ISIS in space might look like:

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2021-10-19 3:27:26 PM  
This was a trippy kind of 'alien' phenomenon and not the usual grays or nordics. It's on Amazon I think

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2021-10-19 3:29:19 PM  

Jairzinho: bloobeary: That's probably a drilling platform.

I'd agree if the pic was taken from an airplane, but this is taken from space, so that object/cloud has to be way too larger, unless it is a very, very big platform (thousands of feet long/wide), and very, very tall to produce such a large shadow.


Considering how pixelated the image is, it's blown up to the point of stupidity. So It could be a drilling platform, which is large to begin with, in an extreme closeup. It's hard to judge scale since there's nothing else in the image but clouds.
 
2021-10-19 3:29:35 PM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: Maybe a Vogon wanted some lobster.


Council Yellow and float in the air exactly like bricks don't? Yeah, we're boned.

Last orders, please.
 
2021-10-19 4:05:33 PM  
For those who couldn't get there:

Bizarre footage of a huge "cube" hovering over the ocean has sparked a wave of conspiracy theories.

Truth-seeker Scott C Waring, who is known making outlandish claims including spotting a 10,000-year-old alien face on Mars, was convinced that he found an odd shaped UFO while watching livestreams from the International Space Station (ISS)

Posting on YouTube, the UFO hunter believed the mysterious "craft" is getting ready to leave the ocean and launches into space.

The ISS footage, taken on last Tuesday (October 12), shows a cloud-like substance staying motionless right above the ocean.

"I noticed this strange shape over the ocean when using the space station live cam," Scott wrote on UFO Sightings Daily.

"The object is a cube UFO over the ocean. It may have recently come out of the ocean, leaving the ocean floor and getting ready to leave into space."

In a close-up screenshot, Scott said he could see "two smaller squares attached" to the side of the solid UFO.
"This is 100% proof that UFOs can been seen from the Space Station," he added.

One eagle-eyed viewer spotted a huge shadow below the cube UFO while a second wrote: "Geez you get the best sightings ever out of anyone in this world!"

A third added: "Interesting is the shadow, that is making it impossible that this is just a glitch."

Meanwhile, a Google Maps user spotted a bright UFO "casually flying" over suburban England.

The picture of a reflective craft was shared on Reddit as users speculated theories of aliens making visits to planet Earth.

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2021-10-19 4:09:10 PM  

markie_farkie: That site gave my phone ass cancer.  Geezus.


And my iPad.
 
2021-10-19 4:09:59 PM  

zeroflight222: For those who couldn't get there:

Bizarre footage of a huge "cube" hovering over the ocean has sparked a wave of conspiracy theories.

Truth-seeker Scott C Waring, who is known making outlandish claims including spotting a 10,000-year-old alien face on Mars, was convinced that he found an odd shaped UFO while watching livestreams from the International Space Station (ISS)

Posting on YouTube, the UFO hunter believed the mysterious "craft" is getting ready to leave the ocean and launches into space.

The ISS footage, taken on last Tuesday (October 12), shows a cloud-like substance staying motionless right above the ocean.

"I noticed this strange shape over the ocean when using the space station live cam," Scott wrote on UFO Sightings Daily.

"The object is a cube UFO over the ocean. It may have recently come out of the ocean, leaving the ocean floor and getting ready to leave into space."

In a close-up screenshot, Scott said he could see "two smaller squares attached" to the side of the solid UFO.
"This is 100% proof that UFOs can been seen from the Space Station," he added.

One eagle-eyed viewer spotted a huge shadow below the cube UFO while a second wrote: "Geez you get the best sightings ever out of anyone in this world!"

A third added: "Interesting is the shadow, that is making it impossible that this is just a glitch."

Meanwhile, a Google Maps user spotted a bright UFO "casually flying" over suburban England.

The picture of a reflective craft was shared on Reddit as users speculated theories of aliens making visits to planet Earth.

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That image has been compressed and enhanced so many times I don't even trust that there are right angles in the image.
 
2021-10-19 4:12:58 PM  
the Blender Cube is returning to its home world.
 
2021-10-19 4:30:11 PM  

Bondith: waxbeans: Nothing intelligent would give two farks about 🌎 and it's talking 🐒 🐵 🙊 🙈 🙉 🐒

Nothing intelligent wants to read farking hieroglyphics in the middle of a sentence.


🍽 🍆
 
2021-10-19 4:51:56 PM  

hobnail: bloobeary: That's probably a drilling platform.

Or subby's mom.  Who's also got experience in drilling, it turns out.


There is a difference between drilling and being drilled.
 
2021-10-19 4:58:17 PM  
Did it hang in the air in much the same way that bricks don't?
 
2021-10-19 5:08:18 PM  
Call someone a racist and you're 100% okay here.  Defend yourself and you're comment is deleted.
 
2021-10-19 5:20:44 PM  
It's just part of the Vogon Constructor Fleet doing some preliminary measurements.
 
2021-10-19 5:41:09 PM  

kermit_the_frog: hobnail: bloobeary: That's probably a drilling platform.

Or subby's mom.  Who's also got experience in drilling, it turns out.

There is a difference between drilling and being drilled.


Vive la difference!

But it only requires the correct accoutrements, be they factory installed or aftermarket.
 
2021-10-19 5:55:22 PM  

WhoGAS: Call someone a racist and you're 100% okay here.  Defend yourself and you're comment is deleted.


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2021-10-19 5:58:18 PM  
Old set from Waterworld or place where they actually have the "Cube", cause I'm pretty sure the last one was a documentary.
 
2021-10-19 6:00:28 PM  

Abox: WhoGAS: Call someone a racist and you're 100% okay here.  Defend yourself and you're comment is deleted.

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Pretty much.
 
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