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(Ride Apart)   For $11,666 you can get a signed, limited edition Elvira Macabre Vespa. But I'll wait for the Macabre Mobile   (rideapart.com) divider line
    More: Cool, Film, marks Vespa's 75th anniversary, special graphics, Horror film, Vespa, production display model, Vespa Los Angeles, Vespa-related anniversary  
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2021-10-19 2:54:01 PM  
I'd rather a signed Elvira RealDoll robot.
 
2021-10-19 2:56:45 PM  
I guess a motorboat would be out of the question?
 
2021-10-19 2:59:11 PM  
She should take a ride on Howard Stern's Symbian

PPV
 
2021-10-19 3:15:04 PM  
It needs a pair of authentic Elvira boobie bulb-horns.
Um, scratch that. I'd be too busy "honking" to drive it properly.
 
2021-10-19 3:15:18 PM  
I'd take a ride on that
 
2021-10-19 3:19:28 PM  
I'd much rather ride Elvira herself.
 
2021-10-19 3:27:02 PM  
Does it come with Elvira??

/ because I know I'd like to
// should I self-report for lusting after a sexual fantasy character???
/// slashies come in threes? I wish I was a slashie
 
2021-10-19 3:33:07 PM  

Cyberluddite: I'd much rather ride Elvira herself.


Be fair, persude her to ride me.
 
2021-10-19 3:40:47 PM  
Does she deliver it in person?  In that outfit?
 
2021-10-19 3:44:36 PM  
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2021-10-19 5:12:59 PM  
The Oak Ridge Boys -- Elvira
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Oblig?
 
2021-10-19 5:25:26 PM  
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there ya go, subby. (more of a bat mobile, ekshually.)
 
2021-10-19 6:31:13 PM  
I can't seem to get the high beams to turn off.
 
2021-10-19 6:32:46 PM  
If I happen to know someone who will really, really want one of these but is nowhere near sexy enough to pull it off how can break that bad news to them gently?
 
2021-10-19 7:58:58 PM  

fat boy: She should take a ride on Howard Stern's Symbian

PPV


There's a name I've not heard in a long time.

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I still have that phone and it's glorious.
 
2021-10-19 11:55:17 PM  
Would've thought it came with twin headlights
 
2021-10-19 11:55:37 PM  
Really big ones.
 
2021-10-20 4:26:56 AM  
70 years old.

I think she really is a sorceress.
 
2021-10-20 5:45:49 AM  
40 years ago: a woman with a pushup bra, a wig, who uses sexual innuendo and shows bad movies makes men all over town want her.

Today: OnlyFans exists and no one really cares.

Thanks for the mammaries, Elvira.
 
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