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2021-10-19 1:44:57 PM  
Pinky to mouth - "One Million Dollars!"
 
2021-10-19 1:55:57 PM  
Way cool.
 
2021-10-19 2:03:24 PM  
I mean.... If she wasn't a total asshat I would genuinely congratulate them. Well... ok not a TOTAL asshat. She at least has enough common sense to vacc but god almighty I'd die happy not seeing yet another bullshiat Christian propaganda movie with her and/or Sorbo in it. It's sad because she actually is talented too.
 
2021-10-19 2:22:41 PM  
Didn't watch any of the Celebrity Wheel, but if it's anything like Celebrity Jeopardy the questions/puzzles are written at a fifth grade reading level. So, good jorb?
 
2021-10-19 2:23:06 PM  

Capt_Clown: I mean.... If she wasn't a total asshat I would genuinely congratulate them. Well... ok not a TOTAL asshat. She at least has enough common sense to vacc but god almighty I'd die happy not seeing yet another bullshiat Christian propaganda movie with her and/or Sorbo in it. It's sad because she actually is talented too.


I think it's high time netflix or hbo or amazon made a 'real bible' series.  Just go through the bible and show exactly what it's talking about.  all the condoned rape, condoned slavery, murder of children (over calling someone bald of all things) and do it all graphically.  Do it similar to a twilight zone with a narrator.  End each episode with the narrator saying "this is what christians have to believe"
 
2021-10-19 2:23:39 PM  
They kind of gave away that she was going to win it in the commercials.
 
2021-10-19 2:26:05 PM  
I don't think I've ever seen anyone hit $1m on WoF.  Good for charity, I guess.
 
2021-10-19 2:27:43 PM  

mike_d85: I don't think I've ever seen anyone hit $1m on WoF.  Good for charity, I guess.


It's happened a few times on regular WoF, but it's obviously not that easy
 
2021-10-19 2:32:08 PM  

You Are All Sheep: Capt_Clown: I mean.... If she wasn't a total asshat I would genuinely congratulate them. Well... ok not a TOTAL asshat. She at least has enough common sense to vacc but god almighty I'd die happy not seeing yet another bullshiat Christian propaganda movie with her and/or Sorbo in it. It's sad because she actually is talented too.

I think it's high time netflix or hbo or amazon made a 'real bible' series.  Just go through the bible and show exactly what it's talking about.  all the condoned rape, condoned slavery, murder of children (over calling someone bald of all things) and do it all graphically.  Do it similar to a twilight zone with a narrator.  End each episode with the narrator saying "this is what christians have to believe"


And jews...and druze...and sufi.. and bahaii.. and latter day Saint...
 
2021-10-19 2:34:46 PM  

Stormneedle: Pinky to mouth


You're doing it wrong.

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2021-10-19 2:37:48 PM  

You Are All Sheep: I think it's high time netflix or hbo or amazon made a 'real bible' series.  Just go through the bible and show exactly what it's talking about.  all the condoned rape, condoned slavery, murder of children (over calling someone bald of all things) and do it all graphically.  Do it similar to a twilight zone with a narrator.  End each episode with the narrator saying "this is what christians have to believe"


I'd watch that. Film both creation stories, too.

Don't pull any punches, film all the gory details.
 
2021-10-19 2:48:11 PM  

McCaesar: You Are All Sheep: I think it's high time netflix or hbo or amazon made a 'real bible' series.  Just go through the bible and show exactly what it's talking about.  all the condoned rape, condoned slavery, murder of children (over calling someone bald of all things) and do it all graphically.  Do it similar to a twilight zone with a narrator.  End each episode with the narrator saying "this is what christians have to believe"

I'd watch that. Film both creation stories, too.

Don't pull any punches, film all the gory details.


Do you really want Christians to take on the literal Bible as their own way of life? Rape, slavery, human sacrifice, etc? A show like this would start the fire.
 
2021-10-19 2:48:59 PM  

hoodiowithtudio: You Are All Sheep: Capt_Clown: I mean.... If she wasn't a total asshat I would genuinely congratulate them. Well... ok not a TOTAL asshat. She at least has enough common sense to vacc but god almighty I'd die happy not seeing yet another bullshiat Christian propaganda movie with her and/or Sorbo in it. It's sad because she actually is talented too.

I think it's high time netflix or hbo or amazon made a 'real bible' series.  Just go through the bible and show exactly what it's talking about.  all the condoned rape, condoned slavery, murder of children (over calling someone bald of all things) and do it all graphically.  Do it similar to a twilight zone with a narrator.  End each episode with the narrator saying "this is what christians have to believe"

And jews...and druze...and sufi.. and bahaii.. and latter day Saint...


South Park covered that one.
 
2021-10-19 2:56:35 PM  

TDWCom29: mike_d85: I don't think I've ever seen anyone hit $1m on WoF.  Good for charity, I guess.

It's happened a few times on regular WoF, but it's obviously not that easy


It's funny watching the difference between watching a celebrity win the million for charity versus a normy winning a million for themselves. The normies lose their shiat, as would we all, but Melissa Joan Hart's reaction was for like "alright, cool".
 
2021-10-19 3:01:36 PM  
Am I wrong in what I think the Giggity tag is for?
 
2021-10-19 3:08:54 PM  

McCaesar: You Are All Sheep: I think it's high time netflix or hbo or amazon made a 'real bible' series.  Just go through the bible and show exactly what it's talking about.  all the condoned rape, condoned slavery, murder of children (over calling someone bald of all things) and do it all graphically.  Do it similar to a twilight zone with a narrator.  End each episode with the narrator saying "this is what christians have to believe"

I'd watch that. Film both creation stories, too.

Don't pull any punches, film all the gory details.


I want realistic angels too, as described in the text.

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2021-10-19 3:18:29 PM  

El Mariaski: TDWCom29: mike_d85: I don't think I've ever seen anyone hit $1m on WoF.  Good for charity, I guess.

It's happened a few times on regular WoF, but it's obviously not that easy

It's funny watching the difference between watching a celebrity win the million for charity versus a normy winning a million for themselves. The normies lose their shiat, as would we all, but Melissa Joan Hart's reaction was for like "alright, cool".


It's kind of like buying someone else a winning lottery ticket
 
2021-10-19 3:33:22 PM  

meanmutton: hoodiowithtudio:

And jews...and druze...and sufi.. and bahaii.. and latter day Saint...

South Park covered that one.


How To Deal With Mormons
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(NSFW language)
 
2021-10-19 3:44:03 PM  

Plaster Lion: A show like this would start the fire.


It was always burning since the world's been turning
 
2021-10-19 3:56:10 PM  
Spinning a wheel and getting lucky is SO hard.

Okay, there's guessing phrases too, but knowing which letters are most common and, lets say... being good at Scrabble should be enough.
 
2021-10-19 4:00:13 PM  
Oh someone is a little quick on the trigger misogyny? Really, learn what words mean, you stupid f*ck.
 
2021-10-19 4:11:07 PM  

Capt_Clown: I mean.... If she wasn't a total asshat I would genuinely congratulate them. Well... ok not a TOTAL asshat. She at least has enough common sense to vacc but god almighty I'd die happy not seeing yet another bullshiat Christian propaganda movie with her and/or Sorbo in it. It's sad because she actually is talented too.


Who's making you watch this? I couldn't name a movie she's been in since the late 90s. And I don't know who Sorbo is.
 
2021-10-19 4:12:07 PM  

devilskware: Capt_Clown: I mean.... If she wasn't a total asshat I would genuinely congratulate them. Well... ok not a TOTAL asshat. She at least has enough common sense to vacc but god almighty I'd die happy not seeing yet another bullshiat Christian propaganda movie with her and/or Sorbo in it. It's sad because she actually is talented too.

Who's making you watch this? I couldn't name a movie she's been in since the late 90s. And I don't know who Sorbo is.


Jerkules.
 
2021-10-19 4:24:40 PM  

You Are All Sheep: Capt_Clown: I mean.... If she wasn't a total asshat I would genuinely congratulate them. Well... ok not a TOTAL asshat. She at least has enough common sense to vacc but god almighty I'd die happy not seeing yet another bullshiat Christian propaganda movie with her and/or Sorbo in it. It's sad because she actually is talented too.

I think it's high time netflix or hbo or amazon made a 'real bible' series.  Just go through the bible and show exactly what it's talking about.  all the condoned rape, condoned slavery, murder of children (over calling someone bald of all things) and do it all graphically.  Do it similar to a twilight zone with a narrator.  End each episode with the narrator saying "this is what christians have to believe"


Make an animated movie based on the Robert Crumb Illustrated Bible.
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2021-10-19 4:29:33 PM  

Kris_Romm: devilskware: Capt_Clown: I mean.... If she wasn't a total asshat I would genuinely congratulate them. Well... ok not a TOTAL asshat. She at least has enough common sense to vacc but god almighty I'd die happy not seeing yet another bullshiat Christian propaganda movie with her and/or Sorbo in it. It's sad because she actually is talented too.

Who's making you watch this? I couldn't name a movie she's been in since the late 90s. And I don't know who Sorbo is.

Jerkules.


Lar Gand.
 
2021-10-19 4:32:04 PM  

Capt_Clown: I mean.... If she wasn't a total asshat I would genuinely congratulate them. Well... ok not a TOTAL asshat. She at least has enough common sense to vacc but god almighty I'd die happy not seeing yet another bullshiat Christian propaganda movie with her and/or Sorbo in it. It's sad because she actually is talented too.


Got Damn!  I would say get off your cross and use the wood to build a ladder to get off your high horse, or build a bridge and get the fark over it!  Where did the naughty person in church touch you?  Or did they not touch you?  Is that it?  Did they touch Ferguson and not you, and you're lashing out now?

Its a Million dollars for kids!  Just be happy that other kids are getting help.  I'm sorry you didn't.
 
2021-10-19 4:50:06 PM  
I'd still wreck that woman. Ain't even ashamed
 
2021-10-19 4:52:35 PM  
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2021-10-19 5:02:35 PM  

Contrabulous Flabtraption: [pbs.twimg.com image 612x422]


That looks fake, but why would they fake a racy image of MJH that doesn't have cleavage?

It doesn't even look like she has the body of a child because a child would still have nipples.

It's like someone took a sexy photo, blacked out the underwear, airbrushed the boob out, then added Melissa Joan Hart's face.  I'm mesmerized.
 
2021-10-19 5:44:42 PM  

mike_d85: Contrabulous Flabtraption: [pbs.twimg.com image 612x422]

That looks fake, but why would they fake a racy image of MJH that doesn't have cleavage?

It doesn't even look like she has the body of a child because a child would still have nipples.

It's like someone took a sexy photo, blacked out the underwear, airbrushed the boob out, then added Melissa Joan Hart's face.  I'm mesmerized.


Exactly where on a human body do you think the nipples are placed?
 
2021-10-19 5:59:47 PM  
 
2021-10-19 6:01:45 PM  

mike_d85: Contrabulous Flabtraption: [pbs.twimg.com image 612x422]

That looks fake, but why would they fake a racy image of MJH that doesn't have cleavage?

It doesn't even look like she has the body of a child because a child would still have nipples.

It's like someone took a sexy photo, blacked out the underwear, airbrushed the boob out, then added Melissa Joan Hart's face.  I'm mesmerized.


It's from a late-'90s issue of Maxim

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2021-10-19 10:04:54 PM  
If they're going to do a Celebrity version of Wheel, how about a Will Shortz version?
 
2021-10-19 10:27:09 PM  

McCaesar: You Are All Sheep: I think it's high time netflix or hbo or amazon made a 'real bible' series.  Just go through the bible and show exactly what it's talking about.  all the condoned rape, condoned slavery, murder of children (over calling someone bald of all things) and do it all graphically.  Do it similar to a twilight zone with a narrator.  End each episode with the narrator saying "this is what christians have to believe"

I'd watch that. Film both creation stories, too.

Don't pull any punches, film all the gory details.


"Both" creation stories? What are talking about? There are several creation stories in the Bible, depending on what verses you want to count.

/ Yes, I know you're referring to the main two in Genesis one and two.
// there are seriously several other creation accounts throughout the Bible, though none (to my recollection) are as fleshed out as the ones in Genesis, and they can generally be reconciled with one another and the Genesis stories better than the Genesis stories can be with each other... which is to say that the Genesis accounts clearly and unambiguously contradict each other.
 
2021-10-20 3:10:55 AM  

steklo: Enjoy the "frumpiness"

NSFW.  There are nipples

melissa-joan-hart-in-a-bathing-suit-at​-a-pool-in-miami-may-2015_1.jpg (1280×1627) (celebmafia.com)


Built like a thumb. I figured as much.
 
2021-10-20 5:26:52 AM  

Capt_Clown: I mean.... If she wasn't a total asshat I would genuinely congratulate them. Well... ok not a TOTAL asshat. She at least has enough common sense to vacc but god almighty I'd die happy not seeing yet another bullshiat Christian propaganda movie with her and/or Sorbo in it. It's sad because she actually is talented too.


if you don't like her movies why are you watching her movies.
 
2021-10-20 9:17:38 AM  

Plaster Lion: mike_d85: Contrabulous Flabtraption: [pbs.twimg.com image 612x422]

That looks fake, but why would they fake a racy image of MJH that doesn't have cleavage?

It doesn't even look like she has the body of a child because a child would still have nipples.

It's like someone took a sexy photo, blacked out the underwear, airbrushed the boob out, then added Melissa Joan Hart's face.  I'm mesmerized.

Exactly where on a human body do you think the nipples are placed?


With or without boobs?
 
2021-10-20 4:04:26 PM  

Tyrone Slothrop: You Are All Sheep: Capt_Clown: I mean.... If she wasn't a total asshat I would genuinely congratulate them. Well... ok not a TOTAL asshat. She at least has enough common sense to vacc but god almighty I'd die happy not seeing yet another bullshiat Christian propaganda movie with her and/or Sorbo in it. It's sad because she actually is talented too.

I think it's high time netflix or hbo or amazon made a 'real bible' series.  Just go through the bible and show exactly what it's talking about.  all the condoned rape, condoned slavery, murder of children (over calling someone bald of all things) and do it all graphically.  Do it similar to a twilight zone with a narrator.  End each episode with the narrator saying "this is what christians have to believe"

Make an animated movie based on the Robert Crumb Illustrated Bible.
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Reminds me of The Brick Testament.

NSFW, because the bible be cray.
 
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