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(NYPost)   I saw Brian Laundrie here and I saw Brian Laundrie there and then Brian Laundrie looked at me   (nypost.com) divider line
    More: Unlikely, United States Marshals Service, multitude of sightings, Federal Bureau of Investigation, Severin Beckwith, upstate New Yorker, Brian Laundrie, Law enforcement terminology, English-language films  
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2021-10-19 2:41:48 PM  
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2021-10-19 2:52:11 PM  

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No. He's much more pretty than he is.
 
2021-10-19 2:54:42 PM  
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2021-10-19 3:03:46 PM  
It's like a Curb Your Enthusiasm with a dead girl and a bad North Port Police Department.

Hilarious Curb Your Enthusiasm season ending
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2021-10-19 3:11:13 PM  
Unless it's a picture of alligator shiat, it wasn't him.
 
2021-10-19 3:13:24 PM  

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Can that  guy get lost in the swamp?   Permanently?
 
2021-10-19 3:15:38 PM  
He's fooling everyone by hiding at the Laundriemat.

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2021-10-19 3:21:34 PM  
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2021-10-19 3:21:57 PM  
They see him here. They see him there. CNN sees him everywhere.....

/ That damned...elusive...Pimpernel...
 
2021-10-19 3:22:26 PM  
Mexico, Cuba, an island  in the Caribbean??? If he was dead in the swamp I think he would have surfaced.
 
2021-10-19 3:30:14 PM  
He was speaking a foreign language. I'm pretty sure it was ... Asian.
 
2021-10-19 3:48:02 PM  
Soon...

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2021-10-19 3:52:01 PM  
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This asshole never said another thing. Why does he still have a job?
 
2021-10-19 4:02:34 PM  
I think he's wearing a diguise.

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2021-10-19 4:17:15 PM  

iheartscotch: They see him here. They see him there. CNN sees him everywhere.....

/ That damned...elusive...Pimpernel...


Came to reference the Pimpernel. Good show iheartscotch!
 
2021-10-19 4:25:14 PM  
I saw him drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's.

/His hair was perfect
 
2021-10-19 4:35:18 PM  
That guy committed suicide somewhere and is worm food at this point. He is not smart enough to elude capture or being seen this long.
 
2021-10-19 5:02:44 PM  
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2021-10-19 5:04:26 PM  

iaazathot: That guy committed suicide somewhere and is worm food at this point. He is not smart enough to elude capture or being seen this long.


He's so generic looking that he doesn't even need to hide. I've seen like six guys since yesterday that look exactly like him. Any one of them could have actually been him for all I know.
 
2021-10-19 5:40:33 PM  

shut_it_down: iaazathot: That guy committed suicide somewhere and is worm food at this point. He is not smart enough to elude capture or being seen this long.

He's so generic looking that he doesn't even need to hide. I've seen like six guys since yesterday that look exactly like him. Any one of them could have actually been him for all I know.


All of them could have actually been him. Did you consider the implications of that? We could have five other missing white girl influencers out there!
 
2021-10-19 6:08:44 PM  
Two weeks ago, someone claimed to see him at a motel in SE Ohio. Local media went into a tizzy, including WSYX in Columbus, 90 miles away.

Stop what you're doing right now. Grab the nearest object to you weighing 1 pound or less. Throw it as hard as you can in any random direction. The odds are better than 50-50 that you'll hit a bald guy with facial hair. They're more common than Starbucks stores.
 
2021-10-19 8:31:27 PM  
Pretty confident this dude offed himself in a swamp.
 
2021-10-19 8:45:09 PM  

iaazathot: That guy committed suicide somewhere and is worm food at this point. He is not smart enough to elude capture or being seen this long.


So true this.
 
2021-10-19 10:51:14 PM  

theotherlondon: iaazathot: That guy committed suicide somewhere and is worm food at this point. He is not smart enough to elude capture or being seen this long.

So true this.


He is hiding in upstate.
 
2021-10-19 11:00:33 PM  
Did the cops look in the garage?
 
2021-10-20 2:02:03 AM  
I loves me some Simpsons. But this was the first thing I thought of when I saw the headline:

Devo - I Saw Jesus/Through Being Cool (Live on Fridays 1981) {HIGH QUALITY}
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