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(   Whatever you do, don't commit a home invasion. But if you do, don't get lost in the thick woods. But if you do, don't call 911 hours later for help finding your way home   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, Michigan, Traverse City, Michigan, 43-year-old Kevin William Tighe, English-language films, GRAND TRAVERSE COUNTY, Northern Michigan, Michigan State Police Cadillac Post, troopers  
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1652 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Oct 2021 at 8:24 PM (31 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-10-19 8:34:41 PM  
4 votes:
The trooper searched the area and located the suspect, 43-year-old Kevin William Tighe from Williamsburg, in the backyard of his parents' home nearby

Bad things happen when you leave the basement for more Hot Pockets, Kevin. Just shout for Mom to bring them down.
2021-10-19 8:32:05 PM  
3 votes:
So instead of opening the map app he uses his cell to call 911

2021-10-19 9:02:47 PM  
3 votes:

FloriduhGuy: Has the balls to commit a home invasion but not tough enough to spend the night in the woods! Typical cowardly criminal. What a little biatch.

Two things Fark has taught me;
1) Anyone who is a victim of a home invasion was somehow 'asking for it'
2) Any homeowners faced with a home invasion are monsters, and any attempt to defend themselves against home invaders proves they are sick individuals whose deepest desire is to kill someone for sexual gratification.
This also would imply that home invaders are the good guys, and should never be interfered with, questioned, or impugned. They are heroes doing humanity a service invading the houses of people who obviously deserved it.
2021-10-19 8:27:17 PM  
1 vote:
Lost in the woods after dark this close to Halloween? Surprised any of them are still alive.
2021-10-19 8:30:32 PM  
1 vote:
An MLive link?  You know it's going to be filled with brilliance.
2021-10-19 8:32:01 PM  
1 vote:
Hard to believe he was too stupid to get a good job and had to go into stealing.
2021-10-19 8:49:02 PM  
1 vote:

whither_apophis: So instead of opening the map app he uses his cell to call 911


He was probably calling for Squad 51.
2021-10-19 8:49:18 PM  
1 vote:
This nimrod was no Nimrod.
2021-10-19 10:27:42 PM  
1 vote:
This happened 2 miles away from my house and I have friends who are friends with this guy.  What fun!
2021-10-19 10:51:54 PM  
1 vote:
Tighe is at it again, eh?
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