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(MLive.com)   Whatever you do, don't commit a home invasion. But if you do, don't get lost in the thick woods. But if you do, don't call 911 hours later for help finding your way home   (mlive.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Michigan, Traverse City, Michigan, 43-year-old Kevin William Tighe, English-language films, GRAND TRAVERSE COUNTY, Northern Michigan, Michigan State Police Cadillac Post, troopers  
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1603 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Oct 2021 at 8:24 PM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-10-19 8:26:32 PM  
Was he glowing?
And
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2021-10-19 8:27:17 PM  
Lost in the woods after dark this close to Halloween? Surprised any of them are still alive.
 
2021-10-19 8:30:32 PM  
An MLive link?  You know it's going to be filled with brilliance.
 
2021-10-19 8:32:01 PM  
Hard to believe he was too stupid to get a good job and had to go into stealing.
 
2021-10-19 8:32:05 PM  
So instead of opening the map app he uses his cell to call 911

Genius
 
2021-10-19 8:33:59 PM  
Has the balls to commit a home invasion but not tough enough to spend the night in the woods! Typical cowardly criminal. What a little biatch.
 
2021-10-19 8:34:41 PM  
The trooper searched the area and located the suspect, 43-year-old Kevin William Tighe from Williamsburg, in the backyard of his parents' home nearby

Bad things happen when you leave the basement for more Hot Pockets, Kevin. Just shout for Mom to bring them down.
 
2021-10-19 8:49:02 PM  

whither_apophis: So instead of opening the map app he uses his cell to call 911

Genius


He was probably calling for Squad 51.
 
2021-10-19 8:49:18 PM  
This nimrod was no Nimrod.
 
2021-10-19 8:58:29 PM  

Wobambo: Lost in the woods after dark this close to Halloween? Surprised any of them are still alive.


Ha - I just saw The Ritual on Netflix the other night.  It was about some guys who got lost in the woods. I'm not recommending it, but it was okay I guess.

It's good to see Bubbles in something besides Trailer Park Boys

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"They should have gone to Vegas" is the tagline
 
2021-10-19 9:02:47 PM  

FloriduhGuy: Has the balls to commit a home invasion but not tough enough to spend the night in the woods! Typical cowardly criminal. What a little biatch.


Two things Fark has taught me;
1) Anyone who is a victim of a home invasion was somehow 'asking for it'
2) Any homeowners faced with a home invasion are monsters, and any attempt to defend themselves against home invaders proves they are sick individuals whose deepest desire is to kill someone for sexual gratification.
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This also would imply that home invaders are the good guys, and should never be interfered with, questioned, or impugned. They are heroes doing humanity a service invading the houses of people who obviously deserved it.
 
2021-10-19 9:06:33 PM  

whither_apophis: So instead of opening the map app he uses his cell to call 911

Genius


I was thinking the same thing, but I think 911 still works sometimes even if you can't get a data signal.
 
2021-10-19 9:24:09 PM  

Dryad: FloriduhGuy: Has the balls to commit a home invasion but not tough enough to spend the night in the woods! Typical cowardly criminal. What a little biatch.

Two things Fark has taught me;
1) Anyone who is a victim of a home invasion was somehow 'asking for it'
2) Any homeowners faced with a home invasion are monsters, and any attempt to defend themselves against home invaders proves they are sick individuals whose deepest desire is to kill someone for sexual gratification.
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This also would imply that home invaders are the good guys, and should never be interfered with, questioned, or impugned. They are heroes doing humanity a service invading the houses of people who obviously deserved it.


Well since you're distorting facts beyond recognition, one is left to assume you're someone who's in favor of
shooting burglars in the back as they run away and hate that not everyone agrees with you, nor does the law.
 
2021-10-19 9:56:14 PM  
Alcohol? Drugs?
 
2021-10-19 10:12:33 PM  
he ain't Rambo
 
2021-10-19 10:27:42 PM  
This happened 2 miles away from my house and I have friends who are friends with this guy.  What fun!
 
2021-10-19 10:49:28 PM  

Keeve: whither_apophis: So instead of opening the map app he uses his cell to call 911

Genius

He was probably calling for Squad 51.


Acting roles really dried up after Road House.
 
2021-10-19 10:51:54 PM  
Tighe is at it again, eh?
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2021-10-20 11:48:33 AM  

nytmare: Dryad: FloriduhGuy: Has the balls to commit a home invasion but not tough enough to spend the night in the woods! Typical cowardly criminal. What a little biatch.

Two things Fark has taught me;
1) Anyone who is a victim of a home invasion was somehow 'asking for it'
2) Any homeowners faced with a home invasion are monsters, and any attempt to defend themselves against home invaders proves they are sick individuals whose deepest desire is to kill someone for sexual gratification.
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This also would imply that home invaders are the good guys, and should never be interfered with, questioned, or impugned. They are heroes doing humanity a service invading the houses of people who obviously deserved it.

Well since you're distorting facts beyond recognition, one is left to assume you're someone who's in favor of
shooting burglars in the back as they run away and hate that not everyone agrees with you, nor does the law.


Lovely how you can only frame it within your white culture war narrative, because its all you can see.
Just like the oft-repeated idea here that home invasions only happen to people who made themselves a target.
As it is in your white commuter subdivision, it must it be everywhere.
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No, what pisses me off is that they happen all the damn time to minority neighborhoods.
If you are not white and report one, the first thing the cops will do is treat you like a criminal and search your house for drugs, and accuse your kids about gang ties.
If you say you don't know the people who did it, they will assume you are lying and being uncooperative and so won't follow up.
Other than being threatened with charges and being treated as a criminal, there is little reason to bother reporting them.
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But you do you and your racist narrative, I am sure it makes you feel all smug inside.
 
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