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(I Heart Radio)   Despite his having a good season, Houston Texans Mercilusly cutting Whitney   ( divider line
    More: PSA, Houston Texans, veteran defensive end Whitney Mercilus, National Football League, American Football Conference, Houston, original four-year, Aaron Wilson, Houston Texans organization  
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454 clicks; posted to Sports » on 19 Oct 2021 at 2:05 PM (35 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-10-19 2:27:17 PM  
2 votes:
TFA says the Chief ps are interested in hiring him.
If they do, they should change his jersey to read simply "MING."
2021-10-19 2:41:10 PM  
2 votes:
"Mercilus still makes the full $10.5 million he was scheduled to earn..."

Dear NFL Owners,

My name is Richard Gozinya esq. (I specialize in bird law, but thats not important now) and I hereby offer my services as a free agent signee to all of you. I will be more than happy to sign with your team for the express purpose of being cut, and will gladly do so for the low salary of 5 million per season, fully guaranteed. I see this as a significant bargain compared to many of my colleagues in the League. My only stipulation is there is no offset clause, so I may continue offering my services to the benefit of all teams.

I look forward to your prompt response. Please contact my agent, Gene Masseth, with your offers.

Richard "Dick" Gozinya esq.
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