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(PopCulture)   Judge Judy's bailiff of 25 years wants his own show. Because if there's one thing audiences want for a half hour a day, five days a week, it's to watch a guy stand silently with his arms crossed   (popculture.com) divider line
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2021-10-18 11:57:01 PM  
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2021-10-19 12:26:51 AM  
Hey, Jerry Springer's security guy got his own show.
 
2021-10-19 4:29:57 AM  
Why not, subby?  Slowly Rotating Black Man did very well for Fox.

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2021-10-19 5:04:26 AM  
To be specific, subby, he didn't say he wanted his own show; just that'd he's interested in joining a new one.  He's the most recognizable TV court bailiff in the country if not the world; I think any one of them would probably be happy to have him.  Although he has apparently done work as a regular actor as well; admittedly I can't recall seeing him in anything else.

/also, according to his biography, he was a Deputy US Marshall for a while????
//I knew that his time on Judge Judy was effectively a retirement for him but still, damn, what a thing to just casually toss into your CV
 
2021-10-19 5:19:26 AM  
All this time I thought his name was Burt.
 
2021-10-19 6:07:38 AM  

BunkyBrewman: All this time I thought his name was Burt.


I haven't seen the show for 10 years or so, but I also thought his name was Burt.
 
2021-10-19 6:20:26 AM  

NEDM: To be specific, subby, he didn't say he wanted his own show; just that'd he's interested in joining a new one.  He's the most recognizable TV court bailiff in the country if not the world; I think any one of them would probably be happy to have him.  Although he has apparently done work as a regular actor as well; admittedly I can't recall seeing him in anything else.

/also, according to his biography, he was a Deputy US Marshall for a while????
//I knew that his time on Judge Judy was effectively a retirement for him but still, damn, what a thing to just casually toss into your CV


I'm not subby, but in their defense: they were just following Fark protocol and didn't actually read TFA article, just the inside-headline. I can see how they got their hot take.

However, you are correct. I know this because I went against Fark's unwritten rules. Hopefully, no one tries to hit me in the head with a fastball.
 
2021-10-19 7:30:03 AM  
I'd rather watch that than Judge Judy.
 
2021-10-19 7:43:24 AM  

lindalouwho: BunkyBrewman: All this time I thought his name was Burt.

I haven't seen the show for 10 years or so, but I also thought his name was Burt.


I thought it was Bort.
 
2021-10-19 7:45:32 AM  
WhoÉ  .......why does my question mark turn into *É*,   it usually happens after cat walks on keyboard after I fall asleep, is it like a venus flytrap: certain keys pressed in certain sequence..
 
2021-10-19 8:48:40 AM  

Magnus: Hopefully, no one tries to hit me in the head with a fastball.


Not your personal erotica site!
 
2021-10-19 8:57:46 AM  

Bslim: lindalouwho: BunkyBrewman: All this time I thought his name was Burt.

I haven't seen the show for 10 years or so, but I also thought his name was Burt.

I thought it was Bort.


That was Gort, dude!

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2021-10-19 9:19:15 AM  

weirdneighbour: WhoÉ  .......why does my question mark turn into *É*,   it usually happens after cat walks on keyboard after I fall asleep, is it like a venus flytrap: certain keys pressed in certain sequence..


Your computer probably selected a French Canadian keyboard layout. Used to happen to me all the time
 
2021-10-19 9:52:17 AM  
Hours of a guy standing silently with his arms crossed is 100% more substantive than anything Fox News puts out.
 
2021-10-19 10:34:32 AM  
Hey subby, Byrd doesn't just stand there with his arms crossed.  Sometimes he plays with his phone.
 
2021-10-19 10:37:25 AM  
Let's give some respect to the original:

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2021-10-19 11:01:21 AM  
He was sometimes doing crossword puzzles while standing there.
https://imgur.com/GVblxeE
 
2021-10-19 11:22:49 AM  
Why would you need a bailiff on a fake TV court show?
 
2021-10-19 11:41:33 AM  

Bslim: lindalouwho: BunkyBrewman: All this time I thought his name was Burt.

I haven't seen the show for 10 years or so, but I also thought his name was Burt.

I thought it was Bort.


Short for aBORTion?
 
2021-10-19 11:43:50 AM  

weirdneighbour: WhoÉ  .......why does my question mark turn into *É*,   it usually happens after cat walks on keyboard after I fall asleep, is it like a venus flytrap: certain keys pressed in certain sequence..


Hold the key down, it should give you a choice on which to use?
 
2021-10-19 12:06:15 PM  

Mugato: Why would you need a bailiff on a fake TV court show?


The calm black guy balances out the screeching white woman.
 
2021-10-19 12:06:45 PM  
Nothing like striking while the iron is hot
 
2021-10-19 12:07:34 PM  

Mugato: Why would you need a bailiff on a fake TV court show?


It makes it look "official" and electric signs that tell the people to "RISE" and "SIT" are just tacky.  It's all about the jobs.
 
2021-10-19 1:36:04 PM  

propasaurus: Hey, Jerry Springer's security guy got his own show.


Who? Joe Rogan?
 
2021-10-19 1:46:37 PM  

Cafe Threads: propasaurus: Hey, Jerry Springer's security guy got his own show.

Who? Joe Rogan?


Steve. Saw his once when it first started.
 
2021-10-19 4:16:44 PM  
He's missing out on being her bailiff on a streaming network that's an internet site (IMDB).  Oh well.

Actually to be fair, I believe the same content is streamed by Amazon.
 
2021-10-19 6:13:01 PM  

Representative of the unwashed masses: weirdneighbour: WhoÉ  .......why does my question mark turn into *É*,   it usually happens after cat walks on keyboard after I fall asleep, is it like a venus flytrap: certain keys pressed in certain sequence..

Your computer probably selected a French Canadian keyboard layout. Used to happen to me all the time


lindalouwho: weirdneighbour: WhoÉ  .......why does my question mark turn into *É*,   it usually happens after cat walks on keyboard after I fall asleep, is it like a venus flytrap: certain keys pressed in certain sequence..

Hold the key down, it should give you a choice on which to use?


Thank you both very much
 
2021-10-19 11:35:48 PM  
Acting!
 
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