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(CNN)   Matt Gaetz ally Joel Greenberg is reportedly giving investigators new information and it remains to be seen if it's of minor consequence   (cnn.com) divider line
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2021-10-18 9:00:36 PM  
I'm sure it is. As much as I don't care for Rep. Gaetz the other guy is a bigger scumbag.
 
2021-10-18 9:31:03 PM  
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/ man is a jackass
 
2021-10-18 10:32:02 PM  
Any. Day. Now.

/ANGH
 
2021-10-19 7:45:53 AM  
Justice delayed
 
2021-10-19 7:53:17 AM  

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/ man is a jackass


Short grass
 
2021-10-19 8:11:11 AM  
Check cleared the bank?
 
2021-10-19 8:15:31 AM  
Get all your ducks in a row

Then come down so hard that his suffering will be legendary even in hell
 
2021-10-19 9:09:51 AM  

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/ man is a jackass

Short grass


whispy
 
2021-10-19 9:09:51 AM  
He knows everything
It's just a minor thing
And Matt is a minor king?
 
2021-10-19 9:11:59 AM  
Regardless, like all the other Trumpers who've skated past justice like the privileged white rich a-holes they are, nothing is gonna happen.

Because too many people agree with him, and too many people aren't that worried about the politics he has either. They might completely agree he sucks, but ... oh look, squirrel.
 
2021-10-19 9:14:05 AM  
Wow they've really got him this time.
 
2021-10-19 9:16:23 AM  

kkinnison: Justice delayed


That's so deep.
 
2021-10-19 9:16:38 AM  
God I wish these guys would have to go to an actual prison to pay for their actual crimes.
The fines his daddy will have to pay will definitely be coming out of his inheritance.

I often wish the world was filled with Dexter's.
 
2021-10-19 9:19:49 AM  
New investigations? Hmm, wonder if more of the Florida GOP is gonna get tangled up in this mess.

I hope at least.

/See, if you rush justice, you miss these things
 
2021-10-19 9:19:57 AM  
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2021-10-19 9:20:36 AM  

FiloBato: God I wish these guys would have to go to an actual prison to pay for their actual crimes.
The fines his daddy will have to pay will definitely be coming out of his inheritance.

I often wish the world was filled with Dexter's.


There have been many a times I wish a death note existed
 
2021-10-19 9:22:33 AM  
Gaetz is an idiot, a jerk off, and a pedophile.  This is not just my opinion.  Those are the facts of the matter.

He is also a small player in this government because of the 3 reasons I mentioned.  But small player or not, he has GOT to go.  Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll take a few friends with him.
 
2021-10-19 9:23:02 AM  

FiloBato: God I wish these guys would have to go to an actual prison to pay for their actual crimes.
The fines his daddy will have to pay will definitely be coming out of his inheritance.

I often wish the world was filled with Dexter's.


There's a reason that show was so popular. It filled a gap in justice that we all know exists, and is highly likely never going to end.

Epstein didn't kill himself, Acosta and Barr won't face any justice, nor will anyone in Trump's administration. Changing topics, all the news was yesterday was venerating General Colin Powell - not one second of the close to an hour of coverage across 3 networks I saw mentioned "yellow cake uranium" or "lying to the UN" once.

The. Fix. Is. In. It's been in since this rotten country venerated St. Ronald Reagan and his phony Morning in America.

So please. Gaetz is just the latest privileged a-hole in a long line of privileged a-holes who will face no justice, because of the kind of crime he did, because of the kind of people who want him to remain free.

Have fun crying about it on social media, protest kids. Maybe you can break some more windows at Starbucks, that'll convince everyone you're the walking embodiment of the spirit of MLK.
 
2021-10-19 9:23:55 AM  
In the movie that's eventually made of all of this, there must be a scene with simultaneous capture of dozens of scumbags all over the nation that got dimed by this guy. You know the type. Slow mo, ironically upbeat music, lots of little vignettes of what the scumbags were doing when the feds busted in, that kind of thing.

Maybe we'll get a Shawshank Warden out of one of them. That would be great.

I hope nobody goes for full shootout, that could be dangerous for the agents. They might get blood on their suits.
 
2021-10-19 9:25:22 AM  

somedude210: New investigations? Hmm, wonder if more of the Florida GOP is gonna get tangled up in this mess.

I hope at least.

/See, if you rush justice, you miss these things


One can hope. But the hammer needs to come down before next year's election and it needs to take down a good chunk of the GOP there. Take out Gaetz and cripple Rubio and DeSantis re-elections kind of thing. If that's not going to happen, then it's time to lock up Gaetz now.
 
2021-10-19 9:26:47 AM  
Every 2-3 weeks, we get another article stating this guy is cooperating with investigators, but nothing ever happens. Let me know when Gaetz is actually arrested. Otherwise, I don't care.
 
2021-10-19 9:28:15 AM  
Don't cry...don't braise your eyes...it's only teen-age Gaetz land

/Sally take my hand
 
2021-10-19 9:30:07 AM  

feckingmorons: I'm sure it is. As much as I don't care for Rep. Gaetz the other guy is a bigger scumbag.


Maybe.  You actually do not know whether that is the case.  Unless you were involved with whatever they were doing.
 
2021-10-19 9:30:23 AM  

FiloBato: I often wish the world was filled with Dexter's.


So they could all run around killing the wrong people by mistake? Pretty much, we have that now. It's called the police department.

The best thing about Dexter was the rest of the cast. There was nothing smart or moral about Dexter.
 
2021-10-19 9:32:42 AM  

PirateKing: In the movie that's eventually made of all of this, there must be a scene with simultaneous capture of dozens of scumbags all over the nation that got dimed by this guy. You know the type. Slow mo, ironically upbeat music, lots of little vignettes of what the scumbags were doing when the feds busted in, that kind of thing.

Maybe we'll get a Shawshank Warden out of one of them. That would be great.

I hope nobody goes for full shootout, that could be dangerous for the agents. They might get blood on their suits.



nice slashfic.

I'd go more with the ending of The Big Short voiceover though. "I'd like to be telling you that this is the part where...."
 
2021-10-19 9:34:32 AM  
Here's the judge in the case:

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2021-10-19 9:42:19 AM  
I really, really hope this pic turns out to be true... SOON
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2021-10-19 9:52:37 AM  

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/ man is a jackass

Short grass


It's a very fast putting green.
 
2021-10-19 9:58:21 AM  
I can't read about this conspiracy. It's like a Cthulu of Dumb.
 
2021-10-19 10:00:20 AM  
My only question is why didn't he give them all of this info six months ago and can they hurry the fark up
 
2021-10-19 10:10:40 AM  
This could go on for a long time.
 
2021-10-19 10:46:39 AM  

durbnpoisn: Gaetz is an idiot, a jerk off, and a pedophile.  This is not just my opinion.  Those are the facts of the matter.

He is also a small player in this government because of the 3 reasons I mentioned.  But small player or not, he has GOT to go.  Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll take a few friends with him.


He's a member of Congress.  By definition, that makes him a large player in this government.
 
2021-10-19 11:03:11 AM  
So we might maybe find out how big a crime it takes to get a Republican thrown out of Congress?  Clearly treason just isn't enough.
 
2021-10-19 12:26:27 PM  

somedude210: New investigations? Hmm, wonder if more of the Florida GOP is gonna get tangled up in this mess.

I hope at least.

/See, if you rush justice, you miss these things


Wouldn't it be lovely if their friend here was somehow ensnared as well?

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2021-10-19 12:30:08 PM  
Never be surprised by the ability of the "power elite" to think they are above the law, and their ability to live a completely delusional life.

Present politics of course contribute that the power elite thinking they actually are above the law.  In this case, the moment we start to see people named who have no come back to this we will see some action.

Or not.
 
2021-10-19 12:43:34 PM  
Nor many people are aware that Gaetz had a short career in professional hockey.

It soon became apparent he didn't like to score after the 1st period so, they had to let him go
 
2021-10-19 1:02:58 PM  

LL316: durbnpoisn: Gaetz is an idiot, a jerk off, and a pedophile.  This is not just my opinion.  Those are the facts of the matter.

He is also a small player in this government because of the 3 reasons I mentioned.  But small player or not, he has GOT to go.  Maybe we'll get lucky and he'll take a few friends with him.

He's a member of Congress.  By definition, that makes him a large player in this government.


Uh, no.  There are varying degrees of power, respect, and actionability even in Congress.  And he is generally considered a buffoon, just like his buddy Gymbag.
 
2021-10-19 4:34:32 PM  
I'm sure this will all cause Gaetz to go to jail in 2042.
 
2021-10-19 4:41:03 PM  

feckingmorons: I'm sure it is. As much as I don't care for Rep. Gaetz the other guy is a bigger scumbag.


One guy is just more obvious about it because he assumed he had Gaetz to protect him if the shiat hit the fan.  When it became clear Gaetz was not going to suffer any consequences for the information that was leaked already, this guy decided to burn it all down.  I would be there are others involved that he will drag down with him as well.

Greenberg is the guy in the bar who hits on every woman and never takes no for an answer, Gaetz is the guy who talks to only one but slips something in her drink to get what he wants.  Both equally scummy, you just notice one while the other gets away with it.
 
2021-10-19 6:06:43 PM  

bluenote13: feckingmorons: I'm sure it is. As much as I don't care for Rep. Gaetz the other guy is a bigger scumbag.

One guy is just more obvious about it because he assumed he had Gaetz to protect him if the shiat hit the fan.  When it became clear Gaetz was not going to suffer any consequences for the information that was leaked already, this guy decided to burn it all down.  I would be there are others involved that he will drag down with him as well.

Greenberg is the guy in the bar who hits on every woman and never takes no for an answer, Gaetz is the guy who talks to only one but slips something in her drink to get what he wants.  Both equally scummy, you just notice one while the other gets away with it.


Naw, Gaetz just promises the "women" that he will pick them up some wine coolers and meet them after the football game at the 7-11
 
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