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2021-10-18 8:25:15 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2021-10-18 8:48:55 PM  
Sounds good to me
 
2021-10-18 8:50:58 PM  
Just please not modern art

/is it a shoe?
//a tractor maybe
///threes
 
2021-10-18 8:51:17 PM  
That's bound to trigger somebody's heritage.

So good.
 
2021-10-18 8:59:27 PM  

ElvisThroop: Just please not modern art

/is it a shoe?
//a tractor maybe
///threes


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2021-10-18 9:08:16 PM  

ElvisThroop: Just please not modern art

/is it a shoe?
//a tractor maybe
///threes


Dis good:

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2021-10-18 10:31:55 PM  

ElvisThroop: Just please not modern art

/is it a shoe?
//a tractor maybe
///threes


So, show me what you like. I might similar opinions.

But no. No one ever does. Because they're cowards, idiots, and trolls. They have no 'art' they like.
Oh...they'll cut/paste something from the 14th century. Because it has Cherubs or some vailed homoerotic subtext. But nothing more recent.

So, Show me what you like.
 
2021-10-18 10:40:07 PM  
If they leave it as a melted blobby thing they can call it a Henry Moore.
 
2021-10-18 10:55:03 PM  

BizarreMan: That's bound to trigger somebody's heritage.

So good.


My wingnut coworkers lose their marbles when I say their heritage is based In terrorism. They decline my lunch invitations when I tell them more than one of their heroes were racist rapists. For some reason I eat alone a lot.
 
2021-10-18 11:03:29 PM  

Lsherm: ElvisThroop: Just please not modern art

/is it a shoe?
//a tractor maybe
///threes

Dis good:

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Mud golem Mr. Rogers is not

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2021-10-18 11:06:41 PM  

ArkAngel: Lsherm: ElvisThroop: Just please not modern art

/is it a shoe?
//a tractor maybe
///threes

Dis good:

[Fark user image 850x637]

Mud golem Mr. Rogers is not

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Demon Lucille Ball wants you to take your medicine:
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2021-10-19 2:07:21 AM  
Bootleg:

Demon Lucille Ball wants you to take your medicine:
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Gen. Nathan Bedford Zardoz beats em all!

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2021-10-19 2:18:03 AM  
MLKjr raw dogging J.Edgar Hoover.
 
2021-10-19 2:25:40 AM  

mrparks: MLKjr raw dogging J.Edgar Hoover.


Fark is NOT your personal erotic fanfic site, ya know.
 
2021-10-19 2:30:41 AM  
Traitors don't get monuments.

Fark your heritage.
 
2021-10-19 2:34:35 AM  
Maybe something that reflects American lifestyle and values?

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2021-10-19 2:37:50 AM  

mrparks: MLKjr raw dogging J.Edgar Hoover.


I'm gonna second this.
 
2021-10-19 2:38:59 AM  

Bootleg: ArkAngel: Lsherm: ElvisThroop: Just please not modern art

/is it a shoe?
//a tractor maybe
///threes

Dis good:

[Fark user image 850x637]

Mud golem Mr. Rogers is not

[Fark user image 336x450]

Demon Lucille Ball wants you to take your medicine:
[imagesvc.meredithcorp.io image 324x431]


Angry Jimmy Carter?
 
2021-10-19 2:42:23 AM  

optikeye: ElvisThroop: Just please not modern art

/is it a shoe?
//a tractor maybe
///threes

So, show me what you like. I might similar opinions.

But no. No one ever does. Because they're cowards, idiots, and trolls. They have no 'art' they like.
Oh...they'll cut/paste something from the 14th century. Because it has Cherubs or some vailed homoerotic subtext. But nothing more recent.

So, Show me what you like.


I propose Robert Smalls, in uniform, at the wheel of his gunboat that he both used to escape slavery, and commanded as a warship for the Union forces.
 
2021-10-19 2:48:41 AM  

winedrinkingman: optikeye: ElvisThroop: Just please not modern art

/is it a shoe?
//a tractor maybe
///threes

So, show me what you like. I might similar opinions.

But no. No one ever does. Because they're cowards, idiots, and trolls. They have no 'art' they like.
Oh...they'll cut/paste something from the 14th century. Because it has Cherubs or some vailed homoerotic subtext. But nothing more recent.

So, Show me what you like.

I propose Robert Smalls, in uniform, at the wheel of his gunboat that he both used to escape slavery, and commanded as a warship for the Union forces.


They still need to do a movie about his life.
 
2021-10-19 2:58:13 AM  
My neighbor has this in front of their house
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Got nuthin of value to add other than good.
 
2021-10-19 3:07:58 AM  

optikeye: ElvisThroop: Just please not modern art

/is it a shoe?
//a tractor maybe
///threes

So, show me what you like. I might similar opinions.

But no. No one ever does. Because they're cowards, idiots, and trolls. They have no 'art' they like.
Oh...they'll cut/paste something from the 14th century. Because it has Cherubs or some vailed homoerotic subtext. But nothing more recent.

So, Show me what you like.



Yeah, who wants it veiled?  
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2021-10-19 3:17:12 AM  
That comity will be a fun one. Gotta find something that doesn't offend anyone.

I always wanted them to do a true Confederate memorial, depicting threadbare soldiers, missing eyes and limbs.
 
2021-10-19 3:22:27 AM  
Law of unintended consequences, people. How is anyone supposed to learn anything about American history xctera if they go ahead with this sort of thing. Public statues are America's only medium of education. You hide them away in a museum and they lose their informative power, never mind melting them down to make a Chicago Bean or something. Do you want schoolchildren to be completely without information because rampaging leftists trampled on the years of work that their racist forefathers did to put up tuition statues so people could learn to honor America's slaveholding traitor losers? Study it out.
 
2021-10-19 3:26:46 AM  
Why do they expect the city to sold it to them it seems a little car before the horse.
 
2021-10-19 3:45:19 AM  

Notabunny: BizarreMan: That's bound to trigger somebody's heritage.

So good.

My wingnut coworkers lose their marbles when I say their heritage is based In terrorism. They decline my lunch invitations when I tell them more than one of their heroes were racist rapists. For some reason I eat alone a lot.


For some reason, other topics are not possible? I've eaten thousands of lunches without my first remarks being "Hi, can I sit here? Did you know Robert E. Lee was a crappy general and a slave owner?"
 
2021-10-19 3:53:21 AM  

optikeye: ElvisThroop: Just please not modern art

/is it a shoe?
//a tractor maybe
///threes

So, show me what you like. I might similar opinions.

But no. No one ever does. Because they're cowards, idiots, and trolls. They have no 'art' they like.
Oh...they'll cut/paste something from the 14th century. Because it has Cherubs or some vailed homoerotic subtext. But nothing more recent.

So, Show me what you like.



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2021-10-19 3:53:50 AM  
Well, here's a good one:

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This one is nice:

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This has potential, especially if used regularly:

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There's no reason statuary has to be modern or can't speak to people's emotions.
 
2021-10-19 3:59:49 AM  

ScrimBoy: My neighbor has this in front of their house
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Got nuthin of value to add other than good.


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2021-10-19 4:01:41 AM  

ArkAngel: Lsherm: ElvisThroop: Just please not modern art

/is it a shoe?
//a tractor maybe
///threes

Dis good:

[Fark user image 850x637]

Mud golem Mr. Rogers is not

[Fark user image image 336x450]


Marvel's What If.... what if instead of Ben Grimm, Mr. Rogers was the Thing?
 
2021-10-19 4:03:59 AM  

LedLawless: ArkAngel: Lsherm: ElvisThroop: Just please not modern art

/is it a shoe?
//a tractor maybe
///threes

Dis good:

[Fark user image 850x637]

Mud golem Mr. Rogers is not

[Fark user image image 336x450]

Marvel's What If.... what if instead of Ben Grimm, Mr. Rogers was the Thing?


"IT'S HELPIN' TIME!"
 
2021-10-19 4:10:21 AM  

Cafe Threads: mrparks: MLKjr raw dogging J.Edgar Hoover.

Fark is NOT your personal erotic fanfic site, ya know.


People keep saying that and I still have no idea what it means.
 
2021-10-19 4:10:26 AM  
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2021-10-19 4:56:12 AM  

optikeye: ElvisThroop: Just please not modern art

/is it a shoe?
//a tractor maybe
///threes

So, show me what you like. I might similar opinions.

But no. No one ever does. Because they're cowards, idiots, and trolls. They have no 'art' they like.
Oh...they'll cut/paste something from the 14th century. Because it has Cherubs or some vailed homoerotic subtext. But nothing more recent.

So, Show me what you like.


Love this one. A fitting tribute to the times we live in.
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2021-10-19 4:57:57 AM  

Bootleg: ArkAngel: Lsherm: ElvisThroop: Just please not modern art

/is it a shoe?
//a tractor maybe
///threes

Dis good:

[Fark user image 850x637]

Mud golem Mr. Rogers is not

[Fark user image 336x450]

Demon Lucille Ball wants you to take your medicine:
[imagesvc.meredithcorp.io image 324x431]


Female Paulie Walnuts?
 
2021-10-19 5:54:04 AM  

frankb00th: optikeye: ElvisThroop: Just please not modern art

/is it a shoe?
//a tractor maybe
///threes

So, show me what you like. I might similar opinions.

But no. No one ever does. Because they're cowards, idiots, and trolls. They have no 'art' they like.
Oh...they'll cut/paste something from the 14th century. Because it has Cherubs or some vailed homoerotic subtext. But nothing more recent.

So, Show me what you like.

Love this one. A fitting tribute to the times we live in.[Fark user image 300x168]


Go BIG I say

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2021-10-19 5:55:10 AM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: LedLawless: ArkAngel: Lsherm: ElvisThroop: Just please not modern art

/is it a shoe?
//a tractor maybe
///threes

Dis good:

[Fark user image 850x637]

Mud golem Mr. Rogers is not

[Fark user image image 336x450]

Marvel's What If.... what if instead of Ben Grimm, Mr. Rogers was the Thing?

"IT'S HELPIN' TIME!"


The Ever-Lovin', Blue-Cardiganed Thing.
 
2021-10-19 6:10:22 AM  
In the midnight hour
She cried...
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2021-10-19 6:15:32 AM  
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2021-10-19 6:15:51 AM  
Instead of removing these statues why not just rename them? For example, what was Robert e lee on horseback relabel it as Susan b Anthony.
 
2021-10-19 6:30:38 AM  

Bootleg: ArkAngel: Lsherm: ElvisThroop: Just please not modern art

/is it a shoe?
//a tractor maybe
///threes

Dis good:

[Fark user image 850x637]

Mud golem Mr. Rogers is not

[Fark user image 336x450]

Demon Lucille Ball wants you to take your medicine:
[imagesvc.meredithcorp.io image 324x431]


That's Paulie Walnuts with tiddies.
 
2021-10-19 6:31:39 AM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: optikeye: ElvisThroop: Just please not modern art

/is it a shoe?
//a tractor maybe
///threes

So, show me what you like. I might similar opinions.

But no. No one ever does. Because they're cowards, idiots, and trolls. They have no 'art' they like.
Oh...they'll cut/paste something from the 14th century. Because it has Cherubs or some vailed homoerotic subtext. But nothing more recent.

So, Show me what you like.


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I like number 1 will pass on the last though.
 
2021-10-19 6:55:15 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Well, here's a good one:

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This one is nice:

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This has potential, especially if used regularly:

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There's no reason statuary has to be modern or can't speak to people's emotions.


Good ol' Chacmool and his infamous 'dick-in-a-bowl' gag.
 
2021-10-19 7:05:36 AM  

BizarreMan: Monkeyfark Ridiculous: optikeye: ElvisThroop: Just please not modern art

/is it a shoe?
//a tractor maybe
///threes

So, show me what you like. I might similar opinions.

But no. No one ever does. Because they're cowards, idiots, and trolls. They have no 'art' they like.
Oh...they'll cut/paste something from the 14th century. Because it has Cherubs or some vailed homoerotic subtext. But nothing more recent.

So, Show me what you like.


[Fark user image image 721x406]
[Fark user image image 800x600]
[Fark user image image 275x183]
[Fark user image image 700x438]

I like number 1 will pass on the last though.


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2021-10-19 7:08:22 AM  

optikeye: ElvisThroop: Just please not modern art

/is it a shoe?
//a tractor maybe
///threes

So, show me what you like. I might similar opinions.

But no. No one ever does. Because they're cowards, idiots, and trolls. They have no 'art' they like.
Oh...they'll cut/paste something from the 14th century. Because it has Cherubs or some vailed homoerotic subtext. But nothing more recent.

So, Show me what you like.


Aftermath
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Always loved this one, just kinda hanging out in downtown Dallas
 
2021-10-19 7:25:13 AM  
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terry allen
 
2021-10-19 7:30:39 AM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: Maybe something that reflects American lifestyle and values?

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Oh please, like anyone uses cathode ray tubes in their TVs anymore.  That's an antiquity.
 
2021-10-19 7:35:14 AM  

optikeye: ElvisThroop: Just please not modern art

/is it a shoe?
//a tractor maybe
///threes

So, show me what you like. I might similar opinions.

But no. No one ever does. Because they're cowards, idiots, and trolls. They have no 'art' they like.
Oh...they'll cut/paste something from the 14th century. Because it has Cherubs or some vailed homoerotic subtext. But nothing more recent.

So, Show me what you like.


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-10-19 7:40:10 AM  

winedrinkingman: optikeye: ElvisThroop: Just please not modern art

/is it a shoe?
//a tractor maybe
///threes

So, show me what you like. I might similar opinions.

But no. No one ever does. Because they're cowards, idiots, and trolls. They have no 'art' they like.
Oh...they'll cut/paste something from the 14th century. Because it has Cherubs or some vailed homoerotic subtext. But nothing more recent.

So, Show me what you like.

I propose Robert Smalls, in uniform, at the wheel of his gunboat that he both used to escape slavery, and commanded as a warship for the Union forces.


Notorious indeed
 
2021-10-19 7:49:38 AM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: BizarreMan: Monkeyfark Ridiculous: optikeye: ElvisThroop: Just please not modern art

/is it a shoe?
//a tractor maybe
///threes

So, show me what you like. I might similar opinions.

But no. No one ever does. Because they're cowards, idiots, and trolls. They have no 'art' they like.
Oh...they'll cut/paste something from the 14th century. Because it has Cherubs or some vailed homoerotic subtext. But nothing more recent.

So, Show me what you like.


[Fark user image image 721x406]
[Fark user image image 800x600]
[Fark user image image 275x183]
[Fark user image image 700x438]

I like number 1 will pass on the last though.

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I live in Ottawa where the last picture is from, so getting a kick....
 
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