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(KY3 Springfield)   Man and pie arrested   ( divider line
    More: Amusing, Ozark County deputy, Ozark County, Missouri, Debut albums, Noel Cole, Custard, Theodosia, Missouri, Custard pie, Surnames  
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2953 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Oct 2021 at 12:17 AM (36 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook

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2021-10-19 12:24:16 AM  
9 votes:
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Will he be forced to stare at his shame at the kitchen table?
2021-10-19 1:22:06 AM  
8 votes:
Investigators say the pie is safe with his belongings for his release.

One Timex digital watch, broken.
One unused prophylactic.
One soiled.
Boots, black.
Belt, black.
One black suit jacket.
One pair black suit pants.
One hat.
One pair sunglasses.
One Marie Callender pie.
Twenty-three dollars
and seven cents.
Sign here.

/she caught the katy.....
2021-10-19 12:30:38 AM  
6 votes:
The pie will be charged with a crime, seized, and "consume itself while in policy custody"
2021-10-19 12:42:05 AM  
6 votes:
Did he steal the pie after an old lady put it on the windowsill to cool?
2021-10-19 1:11:39 AM  
6 votes:
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Is he at it again?!
2021-10-19 1:48:07 AM  
5 votes:
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2021-10-19 1:51:26 AM  
5 votes:
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2021-10-19 12:29:10 AM  
4 votes:
He should have run along the pie's circumference, and not the radius to get away, as there is less area to cover.

Or is it the way around? I was never good at geography.
2021-10-19 12:56:07 AM  
4 votes:
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2021-10-19 12:22:27 AM  
3 votes:
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2021-10-19 1:00:27 AM  
3 votes:
Warning: do not watch this while operating heavy machinery.

In The Sweet Pie and Pie - BACKWARDS!
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2021-10-19 1:39:56 AM  
3 votes:

Russ1642: That's not chocolate.

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2021-10-19 3:37:40 AM  
3 votes:
Of course they arrested a "Chocolate" pie. Did it fit a description?
2021-10-19 12:31:30 AM  
2 votes:
Furthermore, Chocolate Pie is one of my favorite tracks on Physical Graffiti. I declare, it's sweet and nice; like a chocolate pie.
2021-10-19 1:22:37 AM  
2 votes:
Family Guy - Willie "Black Eyed" Griffin
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2021-10-19 12:34:33 AM  
1 vote:
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2021-10-19 12:50:42 AM  
1 vote:
How do you put cuffs on a pie?
2021-10-19 1:19:33 AM  
1 vote:
2021-10-19 1:25:17 AM  
1 vote:
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2021-10-19 4:56:28 AM  
1 vote:
Man and Pie is the name of my graphic novel about a shogun's chef who returns from a catering mission only to find his entire kitchen emptied except for one lone pie. He and the pie are sentenced to go sugar-free but he chooses the path of a wandering ronin cook, carrying a single delicious pie with him always. He eventually moves to San Francisco and opens a bakery.
2021-10-19 4:58:20 AM  
1 vote:
This is why he wears the badge.
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