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(NHL)   San Jose's Evander Kane suspended 21 games by the NHL because C) he had a fake Covid vaccination card   (nhl.com) divider line
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343 clicks; posted to Sports » on 19 Oct 2021 at 1:17 AM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-10-18 8:41:46 PM  
FAFO

He's also losing over a million in salary.

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2021-10-18 8:45:32 PM  
So when does he get arrested?
 
2021-10-18 10:57:01 PM  
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2021-10-18 11:41:31 PM  
Just getting a vaccination seems a lot cheaper
 
2021-10-18 11:55:07 PM  
He's not the sharpest tool in the shed now, is he?
 
2021-10-19 12:14:40 AM  
Seems kind of on brand for him
 
2021-10-19 1:29:01 AM  
What a piece of garbage that's been handed the ladder, and keeps digging down.

Gonna beat my wife? Check.
Gonna gamble on NHL games? Check.
Gonna get a free pass to Easy Street and forge my way around it? Check.
 
2021-10-19 1:56:10 AM  

Gubbo: Just getting a vaccination seems a lot cheaper


It's free. Costs just a few hours of time. Much easier and less expensive than "owning the libs", whatever that's supposed to mean.
 
2021-10-19 2:26:04 AM  

zimbach: Gubbo: Just getting a vaccination seems a lot cheaper

It's free. Costs just a few hours of time. Much easier and less expensive than "owning the libs", whatever that's supposed to mean.


It's actually cheaper than "free" at certain vaccination sites -- some places will give you a gift card worth more than the 17-20 minutes you'll sit at the pharmacy for getting a vaccine shot.
 
2021-10-19 2:40:03 AM  
That should give him plenty of time to cheer for Brandon. Farking dumbass
 
2021-10-19 2:53:03 AM  
As a Sharks fan I know the team will miss the only thing he's good at in life ( hockey ) which is constantly being interupted by his shiatty behavior. I'd say he's borderline CTE crazy and will likely get in even more trouble during this suspension. Another useless and expensive dead weight on the team, needs to be traded or plain tossed and take the hit in salary. Just a jackass who's not worth the time.

/ Guaranteed this asswipe ends up in jail in Vegas or some stupid crap.
 
2021-10-19 3:17:05 AM  

Gubbo: Just getting a vaccination seems a lot cheaper


What price for freedumb? Apparently over 1 million dollars
 
2021-10-19 3:49:16 AM  

zimbach: Gubbo: Just getting a vaccination seems a lot cheaper

It's free. Costs just a few hours of time. Much easier and less expensive than "owning the libs", whatever that's supposed to mean.


From all the money and effort put forward to own them, libs must be damn expensive.
 
2021-10-19 4:54:04 AM  

The Smails Kid: What a piece of garbage that's been handed the ladder, and keeps digging down.

Gonna beat my wife? Check.
Gonna gamble on NHL games? Check.
Gonna get a free pass to Easy Street and forge my way around it? Check.


Allegedly.
Also he was accused of betting on his own games. They cleared that but damn its going to create a rift in that room.
 
2021-10-19 5:09:02 AM  
21 games? that's it?
 
2021-10-19 5:09:27 AM  

kdawg7736: He's not the sharpest tool in the shed now, is he?


someBODy should tell him that.
 
2021-10-19 5:13:45 AM  

virulent_loser: 21 games? that's it?


The length of time to get a two dose regimen, should he choose to do so.

Also, prolly the maximum amount of games the players Union currently allows for suck things.
 
2021-10-19 5:26:31 AM  
They're just throwing the whole damned book at him for nothing.   He was always a model citizen and pillar of the community.
 
2021-10-19 5:59:59 AM  

virulent_loser: 21 games? that's it?


It was to make him happy. When told the number of games he smiled really big and yelled "Blackjack!!!"...
 
2021-10-19 7:10:29 AM  

Recoil Therapy: virulent_loser: 21 games? that's it?

It was to make him happy. When told the number of games he smiled really big and yelled "Blackjack!!!"...


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2021-10-19 7:16:03 AM  
21 games?  What did he take for the over/under?
 
2021-10-19 7:46:12 AM  

virulent_loser: kdawg7736: He's not the sharpest tool in the shed now, is he?

someBODy should tell him that.


Even funnier because Smash Mouth is from San Jose.
 
2021-10-19 7:49:34 AM  

Lonestar: The Smails Kid: What a piece of garbage that's been handed the ladder, and keeps digging down.

Gonna beat my wife? Check.
Gonna gamble on NHL games? Check.
Gonna get a free pass to Easy Street and forge my way around it? Check.

Allegedly.
Also he was accused of betting on his own games. They cleared that but damn its going to create a rift in that room.


If he gets charged with a felony and can't travel across the border he may not be in the room very long
 
2021-10-19 7:51:37 AM  
I really didn't think it would have been possible for him to burn through all the good will he earned by one punching Matt Cooke, yet here we are....
 
2021-10-19 8:16:35 AM  
It's like he wants to quit playing hockey but doesn't have the guts.
 
2021-10-19 10:17:37 AM  

UNC_Samurai: Lonestar: The Smails Kid: What a piece of garbage that's been handed the ladder, and keeps digging down.

Gonna beat my wife? Check.
Gonna gamble on NHL games? Check.
Gonna get a free pass to Easy Street and forge my way around it? Check.

Allegedly.
Also he was accused of betting on his own games. They cleared that but damn its going to create a rift in that room.

If he gets charged with a felony and can't travel across the border he may not be in the room very long


When I played minor leagues (eons ago in the Before Times), there was a player on our team that had a felony conviction for statutory sexual assault (he was an 17yr old senior and she was 15yr old sophomore in high school and her parents pressed charges).  He couldn't go to the games over the border.

He eventually made it to the NHL for a cup of coffee with a few different teams, but wasn't allowed to travel to any away games in Canada.

/He was an asshole
//Ended up in prison for breaking his parole
 
2021-10-19 10:57:40 AM  
Should be thankful Vegas didn't take his entire salary for his gambling debts...but the clown still keeps getting himself into trouble.

Fark him.
 
2021-10-19 12:33:18 PM  
The NHL should became suspicious when the 'card' listed the doctor as Rosa Budd, and the address of her office as 21 Parlay Road.
 
2021-10-19 1:22:55 PM  
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2021-10-19 9:24:52 PM  

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Sincerely,
Evander Kane's Mother
 
2021-10-19 10:22:12 PM  

Lonestar: The Smails Kid: What a piece of garbage that's been handed the ladder, and keeps digging down.

Gonna beat my wife? Check.
Gonna gamble on NHL games? Check.
Gonna get a free pass to Easy Street and forge my way around it? Check.

Allegedly.
Also he was accused of betting on his own games. They cleared that but damn its going to create a rift in that room.


He was accused by his wife while he's going through a divorce. I've seen first hand what kind of shiat someone will make up in that situation. Thankfully it was so over the top nobody took it seriously. That's not to say he didn't do it just that any 'evidence' from her is useless.
 
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