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(Slate)   Dear Prudence: I took my best friend's virginity before his wedding. Should I still attend the ceremony?   (slate.com) divider line
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2021-10-18 2:41:57 PM  
Dear subby: This topic was already submitted with virtually the same damn headline.  Should you submit it again?
 
2021-10-18 2:43:04 PM  
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2021-10-18 3:00:37 PM  
How many best friends have you slept with and stolen their virginity from?
 
2021-10-18 3:10:23 PM  
You have to show up, you're the best man.
 
2021-10-18 3:57:56 PM  
Sure, collect the groomsmen, too.
 
2021-10-18 4:15:55 PM  

syrynxx: Dear subby: This topic was already submitted with virtually the same damn headline.  Should you submit it again?


And the last one was redlit because the actual "letter" is 10 years old now (this is Abby Archives)

From: "Sex with the groom, gym stalker, abortion revelation, and inheritance fight." (May 19, 2011)
 
2021-10-18 4:21:06 PM  

scottydoesntknow: syrynxx: Dear subby: This topic was already submitted with virtually the same damn headline.  Should you submit it again?

And the last one was redlit because the actual "letter" is 10 years old now (this is Abby Archives)

From: "Sex with the groom, gym stalker, abortion revelation, and inheritance fight." (May 19, 2011)


Maybe somebody really just wants to talk about having sex with their best friend while engaged to somebody else.

Or wants to lose their virginity to their best friend.

Or wishes they had friends.

/ Or is married to the letter writer
 
2021-10-18 4:34:18 PM  
"You should give that virginity back. I suggest looking into a three way."
 
2021-10-18 4:37:37 PM  
I'm going to agree with you that you should pull out of this wedding before you and the groom find yourselves again in a situation that requires the groom to pull out.

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2021-10-18 4:38:58 PM  
"Took his virginity" just sounds creepy.
 
2021-10-18 4:48:25 PM  

Nadie_AZ: How many best friends have you slept with and stolen their virginity from?


As a gay guy who went to a state college, this is extremely frequent--especially in Texas with smaller-town guys.  I wouldn't say it's "best" friends necessarily, but a large portion of ex-lovers end up becoming recurring social "friends" over time, and similarly a large number of new relationships usually came from existing social contacts.
 
2021-10-18 5:02:28 PM  
Dear letter writer,

Do you want to be friends..?
 
2021-10-18 5:21:24 PM  
The girl that got my virginity was named Virginia.  Coincidence?  I think not.  Guess what state we were in at the time.
 
2021-10-18 5:23:09 PM  

pissnmoan: The girl that got my virginity was named Virginia.  Coincidence?  I think not.  Guess what state we were in at the time.


Delaware?
 
2021-10-18 5:31:50 PM  

pissnmoan: The girl that got my virginity was named Virginia.  Coincidence?  I think not.  Guess what state we were in at the time.


Chastity.

Wait, there is no state of chastity?
 
2021-10-18 5:36:20 PM  
Both wrong.  We were in a state of extreme horniness.
 
2021-10-18 5:37:52 PM  

Myrdinn: pissnmoan: The girl that got my virginity was named Virginia.  Coincidence?  I think not.  Guess what state we were in at the time.

Chastity.

Wait, there is no state of chastity?


There is for most Farkers
 
2021-10-18 6:24:33 PM  
Can he find another best man at short notice?
 
2021-10-18 7:11:34 PM  

pissnmoan: The girl that got my virginity was named Virginia.  Coincidence?  I think not.  Guess what state we were in at the time.


She smokes a pack a day?
 
2021-10-18 7:12:01 PM  
He totally went home, immediately after, and boned his fiancée.
 
2021-10-18 7:15:26 PM  

pissnmoan: The girl that got my virginity was named Virginia.  Coincidence?  I think not.  Guess what state we were in at the time.


I remember during the DC sniper, someone posted a picture of one of the gas station murder sites in VA.  The conversation went something like...
"That's right out there in the open!  How terrifying!"
"That poor woman's family.  My prayers are with her family."
"HOLY SH*T!  Cigarettes are only $1.99 per pack there?!?"
 
2021-10-18 7:39:43 PM  
I slept with one of my wife's bridesmaids before our wedding.

I slept with her a few months after our wedding.

I suppose the difference is that my wife was also present for both evenings.
 
2021-10-18 9:06:53 PM  

wage0048: I slept with one of my wife's bridesmaids before our wedding.

I slept with her a few months after our wedding.

I suppose the difference is that my wife was also present for both evenings.


I'm sure you satisfied both womens multiple times and made them sammiches afterwards.
 
2021-10-19 4:52:00 AM  

pissnmoan: The girl that got my virginity was named Virginia.  Coincidence?  I think not.  Guess what state we were in at the time.


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2021-10-19 11:33:42 AM  
I think I've seen this documentary.
 
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