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(Yahoo)   Ted Cruz won't be going to Australia any time soon, I guess. Hero tag is for the Chief Minister of the Northern Territory   (news.yahoo.com) divider line
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2021-10-18 11:33:13 AM  
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2021-10-18 11:34:15 AM  
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2021-10-18 11:35:53 AM  
(go Longhorns)?

Where? To the dumpster fire they belong in?
 
2021-10-18 11:40:04 AM  
Throw another twurp on the barbie.
 
2021-10-18 11:41:51 AM  
A typical day in the life of Raphael "Ted" Cruz...

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2021-10-18 11:46:27 AM  
Canada doesn't want him. Australia doesn't want him. How about New Zealand?
 
2021-10-18 11:50:24 AM  

ArkPanda: Canada doesn't want him. Australia doesn't want him. How about New Zealand?


I vote we select him, Dumpy, Kevin McCarthy, and Yertle to be on the first manned spaceflight that will land on the surface of the Sun.

Sol's residents won't have to deal with them for very long.
 
2021-10-18 11:51:06 AM  

ArkPanda: Canada doesn't want him. Australia doesn't want him. How about New Zealand?


WTF did NewZealand do to you? I mean sure they could toss him in a volcano or turn loose carnivorous parrots, but they have very strict anti pollution laws.
 
2021-10-18 11:59:40 AM  

ArkPanda: Canada doesn't want him. Australia doesn't want him. How about New Zealand?


New Zealand may be Australia's Canada, but that doesn't mean they want him any more than actual Canada does.
 
2021-10-18 12:00:13 PM  

NewportBarGuy: (go Longhorns)?

Where? To the dumpster fire they belong in?


Bottom of the ESSSSEEEEEESEEEEEE
 
2021-10-18 12:02:46 PM  

markie_farkie: ArkPanda: Canada doesn't want him. Australia doesn't want him. How about New Zealand?

I vote we select him, Dumpy, Kevin McCarthy, and Yertle to be on the first manned spaceflight that will land on the surface of the Sun.

Sol's residents won't have to deal with them for very long.


If they complain, just tell them we'll send them at night, when it's not as hot...
 
2021-10-18 12:49:03 PM  

ArkPanda: Canada doesn't want him. Australia doesn't want him. How about New Zealand?


Somalia. The warlords there will insult Ted's wife.
 
2021-10-18 1:22:27 PM  
F Ted Cruz. Preferably with ass cancer.
 
2021-10-18 1:24:08 PM  
That's a pretty sick burn.  I wish someone would run that response in a Texas newspaper, or whatever they read there as it could move the needle.

Nevermind.
 
2021-10-18 1:24:17 PM  
Shrimp has been barbecued.
 
2021-10-18 1:26:29 PM  
Oh look it's another day where Ted Cruz says something absolutely stupid and of not one iota of positivity or chance to improve anything for his constituents. Good thing in 2021 America GQP politicians and conservatives in general can be the worst of all human beings and suffer no ill effects of it.
 
2021-10-18 1:27:07 PM  
so much burn
 
2021-10-18 1:27:25 PM  
Damnit now how's Raphael going to be eaten by dingos?
 
2021-10-18 1:28:14 PM  
I don't think Ted knows much about Oz, much less stories from the Northern Territory, which is quite near the Equator, not the North Pole.


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2021-10-18 1:28:38 PM  

markie_farkie: ArkPanda: Canada doesn't want him. Australia doesn't want him. How about New Zealand?

I vote we select him, Dumpy, Kevin McCarthy, and Yertle to be on the first manned spaceflight that will land on the surface of the Sun.

Sol's residents won't have to deal with them for very long.


That's a great way to accelerate global warming even quicker.  No thank you.  Send them to Pluto so they can debate whether or not it's a planet.
 
2021-10-18 1:29:03 PM  
When stupid/dishonest doesn't have real consequences, societies fail.  Chief Minister is spot on, but you cannot shame that which is shameless.
 
2021-10-18 1:30:17 PM  
The topic of his tweet aside, WhyTF does he feel it necessary to virtue signal by making a grandstanding tweet about policy in another country? Oh wait. I might have just figured it out.
 
2021-10-18 1:30:29 PM  

hammettman: That's a pretty sick burn.  I wish someone would run that response in a Texas newspaper, or whatever they read there as it could move the needle.

Nevermind.


Twitter is about as close as you can come.  Facebook would likely censor it right off, and it would be too expensive to put it in an ad during a football game (the only real way to contact them).
 
2021-10-18 1:31:39 PM  
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2021-10-18 1:32:52 PM  
Where's Ted Cruz? I'm here to kick his ass.
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2021-10-18 1:34:57 PM  
If he keeps that up he'll lose all the Australian immigrant voters in texas
 
2021-10-18 1:36:02 PM  

Cyberluddite: ArkPanda: Canada doesn't want him. Australia doesn't want him. How about New Zealand?

New Zealand may be Australia's Canada, but that doesn't mean they want him any more than actual Canada does.


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2021-10-18 1:36:54 PM  

ArkPanda: Canada doesn't want him. Australia doesn't want him. How about New Zealand?


F*CK NO!!

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2021-10-18 1:39:23 PM  

sdd2000: Cyberluddite: ArkPanda: Canada doesn't want him. Australia doesn't want him. How about New Zealand?

New Zealand may be Australia's Canada, but that doesn't mean they want him any more than actual Canada does.

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There's a complete and utter irony in your post in that both of the people you pictured were rejected by Canada but applauded in the US. Cruz never would have made it as a Canadian politician and nobody cared about Bieber until Americans watched his Youtube.
 
2021-10-18 1:39:32 PM  
Thanks Texas.
 
2021-10-18 1:40:30 PM  
Texas of the pacific ahaahahah
 
2021-10-18 1:41:54 PM  

pueblonative: Damnit now how's Raphael going to be eaten by dingos?


Eating Ted: The step below coprophagy.
 
2021-10-18 1:42:15 PM  
Well Ted is stepping up his game he got an international burn now, good to see he is even hated halfway across the world and his stupidity is well known.
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optikeye: ArkPanda: Canada doesn't want him. Australia doesn't want him. How about New Zealand?

WTF did NewZealand do to you? I mean sure they could toss him in a volcano or turn loose carnivorous parrots, but they have very strict anti pollution laws.


How about Cuba, tell him they need him there.
 
2021-10-18 1:42:56 PM  

ArkPanda: Canada doesn't want him. Australia doesn't want him. How about New Zealand?


Madagascar or the desert in Antarctica.
 
2021-10-18 1:44:07 PM  
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When we send Texans, we're not sending our best.
 
2021-10-18 1:45:57 PM  
Motherfarker didn't even stand with Texans when they were freezing to death.
 
2021-10-18 1:47:59 PM  

hugram: Where's Ted Cruz? I'm here to kick his ass.
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When you go foot you go big foot!

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2021-10-18 1:48:58 PM  
I'm sitting behind him on a flight that just landed, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.
 
2021-10-18 1:51:32 PM  
If he promises to fly Oceanic he can leave right now.
 
2021-10-18 1:52:41 PM  
Don't worry, Raf will be on Fox News tonight telling their viewers how mean  those commie Aussie's are and that he and conservatives across the country are the real victims.
 
2021-10-18 1:54:20 PM  
came for the booting, leaving satisfied
 
2021-10-18 1:55:19 PM  
Such a weird attempt to flex. Who is the target he's trying to impress?
 
2021-10-18 1:56:29 PM  

Pesky_Humans: I'm sitting behind him on a flight that just landed, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.


Ooh, swab the armrest of his seat. SETI might be interested in the results.
 
2021-10-18 1:58:16 PM  

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2021-10-18 1:58:51 PM  
New rule: nobody gets to talk about "rugged individualism" when coming back from a first class trip to Cancun.
 
2021-10-18 1:59:04 PM  

Pesky_Humans: I'm sitting behind him on a flight that just landed, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.


How's Cancun?
 
2021-10-18 2:02:00 PM  
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2021-10-18 2:04:19 PM  

bumfuzzled: Such a weird attempt to flex. Who is the target he's trying to impress?


Trying to get ready for 24 and talk about how skilled at international relations he is.
 
2021-10-18 2:05:26 PM  
The Covid tyranny of their current government

derp
 
2021-10-18 2:08:05 PM  

Pesky_Humans: I'm sitting behind him on a flight that just landed, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies.


Is it true that if you look closely at the back of his head you can see the zipper of his "hooman" suit?
 
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