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2021-10-18 10:46:02 AM  
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2021-10-18 11:18:00 AM  
Hey subby,
I made you a sticker
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Now you can paste that jerk anywhere.
 
2021-10-18 11:27:03 AM  
That is a 21 year old man doing Tik Tok dances.  That speaks for itself.
 
2021-10-18 11:27:26 AM  
From what I've read, that was where the visiting team's VIPs were put...on top of Sean Taylor's #.  So, maybe not as much of a jerk if he was told 'here, you stand here and watch the game' as if he went specifically to look for his # and do the dance/video...

/still not right
//Snyder should be forced to sell the team because he made a TikTok video go 'viral' (in a sense)
///3s
 
2021-10-18 11:30:58 AM  
The guy looks like a tool, dresses like a tool, and acts like a tool. His brother should pull him aside and tell him he's making the whole family look like a bunch of tools.

/saw something yesterday that said Mahomes' mother was calling for interception stats to be changed to reflect when it's not the QBs fault that the ball was picked
 
2021-10-18 11:33:37 AM  

desertgeek: The guy looks like a tool, dresses like a tool, and acts like a tool. His brother should pull him aside and tell him he's making the whole family look like a bunch of tools.


There has to be a point sometime in the near future where Pat Mahomes approaches his brother and says "just give me a number....the number being the amount I have to pay you to go the f*ck away and pursue a different career which doesn't require embarrassing me every other week".
 
2021-10-18 11:33:56 AM  
Earlier in the season, he poured his drink on someone at a game and started a fight in the stands.
 
2021-10-18 11:46:59 AM  

desertgeek: The guy looks like a tool, dresses like a tool, and acts like a tool. His brother should pull him aside and tell him he's making the whole family look like a bunch of tools.

/saw something yesterday that said Mahomes' mother was calling for interception stats to be changed to reflect when it's not the QBs fault that the ball was picked


I read that about Mahomes mom too. He's the only sane one in that family. Mom is begging for INT's not to be called. Brother is a Tik Tok moran. Fiance/wife or whatever she is talks shiat about fans in KC.
 
2021-10-18 11:49:34 AM  

eagles95: desertgeek: The guy looks like a tool, dresses like a tool, and acts like a tool. His brother should pull him aside and tell him he's making the whole family look like a bunch of tools.

/saw something yesterday that said Mahomes' mother was calling for interception stats to be changed to reflect when it's not the QBs fault that the ball was picked

I read that about Mahomes mom too. He's the only sane one in that family. Mom is begging for INT's not to be called. Brother is a Tik Tok moran. Fiance/wife or whatever she is talks shiat about fans in KC.


You can talk shiat about any fans, anytime. They always deserve it, and get worse bit by bit each year
 
2021-10-18 11:54:03 AM  

lifeslammer: eagles95: desertgeek: The guy looks like a tool, dresses like a tool, and acts like a tool. His brother should pull him aside and tell him he's making the whole family look like a bunch of tools.

/saw something yesterday that said Mahomes' mother was calling for interception stats to be changed to reflect when it's not the QBs fault that the ball was picked

I read that about Mahomes mom too. He's the only sane one in that family. Mom is begging for INT's not to be called. Brother is a Tik Tok moran. Fiance/wife or whatever she is talks shiat about fans in KC.

You can talk shiat about any fans, anytime. They always deserve it, and get worse bit by bit each year


Yeah that one is at least partially forgivable because sports fans (me included) are the farking worst. The rest of the family though, yeesh. You forgot his dad did the craziest thing of all, he played for the Pirates
 
2021-10-18 11:54:26 AM  
I haven't personally met Jackson or Brittany, but I know two people that have had classes with him at UMKC and one that was her personal assistant, respectively.

Jackson is apparently a male Texas Valley girl that rides his brother's coattails and spends all day on his phone. Not a dick, just really dumb.

Brittany, on the other hand, has the advantage of actually starting her own fitness company and wearable line, But once the money started rolling in she started being a complete ass and diva to anyone she didn't see as being on her level.

All of them said that Patrick was much nicer and funnier in person, and he has to be to put up with both of them in his life 24/7.
 
2021-10-18 11:55:04 AM  
All I'm asking is why did it take a massive scandal for Washington to finally decide to honor Sean Taylor?
 
2021-10-18 11:56:39 AM  

rjakobi: All I'm asking is why did it take a massive scandal for Washington to finally decide to honor Sean Taylor?


Rhymes with Snan Snyder
 
2021-10-18 12:11:50 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: All of them said that Patrick was much nicer and funnier in person, and he has to be to put up with both of them in his life 24/7.


There's no requirement to put up with your siblings if they're dicks.
 
2021-10-18 12:32:29 PM  
And in a few years when his numbers slip and production goes down they will be as bad if not worse and just a huge liability to him. But I am sure their distractions must be a little annoying to him now. I am surprised after his brother dumped water on the fan in Baltimore he didn't pull him aside at tell him not to be a dumbfark.
 
2021-10-18 12:33:44 PM  

Incorrigible Astronaut: All of them said that Patrick was much nicer and funnier in person


That part doesn't surprise me. Obviously, we see him primarily through a media lens; but he seems genuine. But he might need some outside help to keep the others in his life under some control.
 
2021-10-18 12:36:31 PM  

lennavan: Incorrigible Astronaut: All of them said that Patrick was much nicer and funnier in person, and he has to be to put up with both of them in his life 24/7.

There's no requirement to put up with your siblings if they're dicks.


Not for your fiancé.
 
2021-10-18 12:39:08 PM  

lennavan: Incorrigible Astronaut: All of them said that Patrick was much nicer and funnier in person, and he has to be to put up with both of them in his life 24/7.

There's no requirement to put up with your siblings if they're dicks.


Aaron Rogers like typing detected


/Packers fan
//He's better off without his idiot brother
///nothin else
 
2021-10-18 1:06:23 PM  

Lifeless: Earlier in the season, he poured his drink on someone at a game and started a fight in the stands.


Automatic banniation from NFL Stadiums, right?

/no I do not owe you a new keyboard and screen
 
2021-10-18 1:11:42 PM  

Nana's Vibrator: That is a 21 year old man doing Tik Tok dances.  That speaks for itself.


Let's be clear, this was irremediably stupid. As in jackass stunts moronic level of stupid. Pants on head stupid.

That being said, there's no age or gender restriction for dancing.  And TikTok is for those kids

Don't be afraid there's no such thing as a man card.
 
2021-10-18 2:55:27 PM  

rjakobi: All I'm asking is why did it take a massive scandal for Washington to finally decide to honor Sean Taylor?


Diversion, of course.
 
2021-10-18 3:14:54 PM  

Social Justice Warlock: Nana's Vibrator: That is a 21 year old man doing Tik Tok dances.  That speaks for itself.

Let's be clear, this was irremediably stupid. As in jackass stunts moronic level of stupid. Pants on head stupid.

That being said, there's no age or gender restriction for dancing.  And TikTok is for those kids

Don't be afraid there's no such thing as a man card.


Weird projection, bro.  No mention of a man card here.

Recording amateur dances for attention from the adolescent Tik Tok demographic - that's the disconnect.

/Keeping in mind I'm not aware of any intellectual or social disabilities Mahomes might have - in which case, I take it back.
 
2021-10-18 3:31:03 PM  

IlGreven: rjakobi: All I'm asking is why did it take a massive scandal for Washington to finally decide to honor Sean Taylor?

Diversion, of course.


How dare you think this is a diversion sir (or madam)!

I mean, this tribute was planned for weeks, if not months!

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/oh
//nm, carry on
///3s :P
 
2021-10-18 3:54:56 PM  
The Foreskins should be embarrassed.

Not just for this.
 
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