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3824 clicks; posted to Politics » on 18 Oct 2021 at 11:20 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-10-18 10:31:07 AM  
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2021-10-18 10:32:35 AM  
So Teddy supports mandatory covid vaccination to Fly? Sounds like a good idea.
 
2021-10-18 10:33:18 AM  
Never let a pandemic get in the way of fundraising, right Ted?

I mean, sure, people may die, but hey, at least you got paid!
 
2021-10-18 10:37:47 AM  
Soooo... not prolife
 
2021-10-18 10:38:07 AM  
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He looks like a poodle who got left behind during a winter blackout while his family went to Cancun.
 
2021-10-18 10:40:26 AM  
"Send me money and I'll put crack rocks in your pocket" - next week on Shameless Grift for Terrorists
 
2021-10-18 10:49:06 AM  
So he wants to bankrupt the airline industry, got it.
 
2021-10-18 10:49:57 AM  

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So he's the guy that calls all the time and says, "I've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty!"  I knew I recognized that voice!!
 
2021-10-18 11:12:28 AM  
Aren't you supposed to be doing your current farking job of representing your state for your current farking salary?
 
2021-10-18 11:15:42 AM  
Here's a fun little thought experiment. If you were an elected official with the goal of America's downfall, what would you actually do differently to make that downfall happen than Ted Cruz does already?
 
2021-10-18 11:20:54 AM  
At some point what Cruz is advocating has to be illegal.
 
2021-10-18 11:24:30 AM  
Just grifting the rubes. Cruz has the power right now to gum up the works, but no power to actually DO anything unless the GQP retake the Senate AND House in '22. And even then he'll just get vetoed.
 
2021-10-18 11:24:34 AM  
Tell me again about how right wingers are "conservative" and not just straight up accelerationists?

Tainted Ted the Enemy of all Free Peoples should really fark off to Cancun and stay there til some cartel offs him.
 
2021-10-18 11:24:38 AM  
So more campaigning in Cancun?
 
2021-10-18 11:25:00 AM  
Jesus Christ, this is slimy. This is the sort of level of dishonest fundraising that makes you wonder whether he billed that trip to Cancun to his PAC as a 'fact-finding mission.'
 
2021-10-18 11:25:17 AM  
Lotta money to be made just making TikToks, Tweets, FB and Instagram posts spouting off the most inane crazy BS theory you can come up with and declaring your run for some government office.

Course, you'll have to handle the internet and in person backlash, but if there's one thing that's pretty apparently lately the hateful really love throwing their money and support behind anyone who's hate lines up with their own views. They're happy to pay someone to say the things they want to say but know better to actually do it.
 
2021-10-18 11:25:52 AM  
World's saddest political memoir.

"For Sale: integrity, never used." - Ted Cruz

/With apologies to Papa Hemingway.
 
2021-10-18 11:26:39 AM  

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He looks like a poodle who got left behind during a winter blackout while his family went to Cancun.


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2021-10-18 11:27:16 AM  
Ted Cruz is nearing deadbeat contractor levels of desperation.
 
2021-10-18 11:28:39 AM  
Christ, what an asshole.
 
2021-10-18 11:28:47 AM  
I wonder how many of his voters are actually impacted by mask requirements on airplanes.

Do Cruz voters actually fly that often? I imagine Cruz voters as people who don't leave their hometowns that often unless it's a trip to Dallas or Houston for a football game and maybe to Corpus Christi for a weekend.
 
2021-10-18 11:29:11 AM  
Secretary of Spate Colon Powell has changed his name and moved to a South American nation with no extradition treaty

/film at 11
 
2021-10-18 11:29:17 AM  
I think the media is really dropping the ball by not hammering home how incredibly ghoulish this all is. The GOP is trying to prolong a pandemic that has killed hundreds of thousands of Americans and it's not even clear that this strategy is helping them politically. They're just kind of hoping that the piles of dead they are producing might benefit them down the line. It's truly insane.
 
2021-10-18 11:30:17 AM  
If you send me money, I'll make it go away.
 
2021-10-18 11:30:51 AM  
He's ok with any of the wacky stuff the TSA comes up with but the bridge too far is wearing a mask on a plane during an actual pandemic, get the fark outta here.
 
2021-10-18 11:31:28 AM  
"Send me money and I will make all of your wildest dreams come true."
 
2021-10-18 11:31:54 AM  
I love everyone having to wear a mask on planes. Planes are disgusting flying petri dishes filled with nasty farking people. The more we can reduce Jethro from breathing is goddamn halitosis on everyone or keep Karen for coughing the farking flu or covid all of the farking plane the better.

In closing, fark you Raphael Cruz.
 
2021-10-18 11:32:10 AM  

Purple_Urkle: "Send me money and I'll put crack rocks in your pocket" - next week on Shameless Grift for Terrorists


*MyPillow guy rushes to donate*
 
2021-10-18 11:32:11 AM  
Ted "Clearly Canadian" Cruz is a Koch-sucker

/where else would he get paid
 
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2021-10-18 11:32:11 AM  

PirateKing: World's saddest political memoir.

"For Sale: integrity, never used." - Ted Cruz



If would fit. He would still be lying, this time about having integrity itself.
 
2021-10-18 11:32:28 AM  
Can we send money to make him go away?
 
2021-10-18 11:32:45 AM  
Wait until a plane looses cabin pressure at 30,000 feet.  Just little hoses fall out of the overhead.   Some one yells "He said 'No masks'!"

And then, you know, death.
 
2021-10-18 11:33:45 AM  
Now more Congressmen/women are going to grift, like this a**hole. "Send me money and I'll do ______".
 
2021-10-18 11:35:02 AM  
Send me money and I'll make flying considerably more dangerous.

That's a strange sales pitch.  I don't see how that would work at all, except on remarkably gullible stooges.

Oh, look.  It's working!  In Texas!  Whowouldathunkit?

Next up: Your continued financial support insures a dodgy electrical system that will kill your grandmother this winter.
 
2021-10-18 11:36:13 AM  
The only appropriate donation:
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2021-10-18 11:36:24 AM  
Send me money and I'll end the "Refrigerator Perry isn't allowed to shiat on Ted Cruz's head" mandate in congress.
 
2021-10-18 11:37:04 AM  
The guy does like to fly.

Let's let American Airlines (or does lil'Ted fly United?) weigh in on how they feel about Ted's proposal to end mask mandates. I'd actually pay to watch the presser of an airline telling a congresscritter "yeah, we're fine with regulation"
 
2021-10-18 11:38:23 AM  
Stop posting these tweets from other accounts. I don't give two shiat what this Ron dude's followers think, but I'd love to see what the people on Teddy's Twatter feed have to say.
 
2021-10-18 11:39:01 AM  

The Irresponsible Captain: The only appropriate donation:
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tbh had to rgis that one... so... you shiate in a box and USPS has to accept it? you sonofabiatch, I'm in!
 
2021-10-18 11:39:31 AM  
Clearly he's going to the same Fat Camp that Trumpenfrkker is going to.
 
2021-10-18 11:40:42 AM  
of course, there's always
https://dicksbymail.com/

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2021-10-18 11:40:50 AM  

Mr. Coffee Nerves: Here's a fun little thought experiment. If you were an elected official with the goal of America's downfall, what would you actually do differently to make that downfall happen than Ted Cruz does already?


Be likeable.
 
2021-10-18 11:40:57 AM  
we could have had Beto.
 
2021-10-18 11:43:34 AM  

SumoJeb: Ted Cruz is nearing deadbeat contractor levels of desperation.


I thought he was edging closer to Evangelical tax dodger status that will have to reckon with what he thinks is a blonde haired, blue eyed, shades and pimp suit wearing, Rolex sporting, luxury super car driving, private jet owning, tax sheltering, abortion banning, poor shunning, LGBTQ discriminating, heavily armed savior who had the luck to be born rich.

Okay...so I may have been humming "Would Jesus Wear A Rolex On His Television Show?" while writing this post.
 
2021-10-18 11:45:18 AM  
He meant no mandates for himself, because he's going to take that money to charter private planes.

My cousin is a trump mark and she's freaking the fark out because her job is basically all travel. To calibrate how deep in the hole she is, she fled the liberal bastion of Ohio to find freedom in Florida.

Her company pulled no punches with telling her she's not much use to them if she can't fly.
 
2021-10-18 11:46:41 AM  
Who do I send money to if I want to use marijuana on airplane?

Is it Matt Gaetz or...............Bernie Sanders.

I had to social distance Bernie from Matt Gaetz.
I social distanced too.

You know what, maybe I'll just donate to Bernie for no reason right now out of spite.
 
2021-10-18 11:48:09 AM  
send $1 to Happy Dude, 742 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield
 
2021-10-18 11:50:08 AM  
What does he propose to do?
 
2021-10-18 11:50:21 AM  

Gestalt: Jesus Christ, this is slimy. This is the sort of level of dishonest fundraising that makes you wonder whether he billed that trip to Cancun to his PAC as a 'fact-finding mission.'


Oooh, you don't want to fraudulently bill things to PAC.  It makes him very angry.

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2021-10-18 11:51:15 AM  

HotWingConspiracy: He meant no mandates for himself, because he's going to take that money to charter private planes.

My cousin is a trump mark and she's freaking the fark out because her job is basically all travel. To calibrate how deep in the hole she is, she fled the liberal bastion of Ohio to find freedom in Florida.

Her company pulled no punches with telling her she's not much use to them if she can't fly.


My wife's employer is making her go to Tampa in a few weeks to work with a vendor. Her boss is already tripping out over wearing a mask on a plane. My wife is pretty conservative but even she admits that flying with a mask isn't that bad because she doesn't feel like crap afterwards and it's eliminated a lot of the morans that fly.
 
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