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(BBC-US)   Ugly-ass Malayan mouse deer born in Bristol, avoiding ESPN (w/ pics)   (bbc.com) divider line
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504 clicks; posted to D'awww » on 18 Oct 2021 at 10:20 AM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-10-18 10:03:24 AM  
FTA:  A mouse deer measuring just 20cm (eight inches) tall has become the third of its kind to be born at Bristol Zoo Gardens in the past decade.
Otis was born four weeks ago weighing just 430g (0.43kg).


I find this amusing.  The BBC converts the height from metric to imperial measurements, but the weight is just an easily-converted decimal point shift.
 
2021-10-18 10:39:47 AM  
How, exactly, do a mouse and a deer procreate?
 
2021-10-18 10:48:21 AM  
Challenge: read this without SQUEEEing internally.
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Tiny IKEA monkey wishes to hire this tiny mouse-deer to pull a tiny sleigh on Dec. 24th
(he's already ordered a bespoke red coat from the tailor)
 
2021-10-18 3:17:19 PM  

NewportBarGuy: How, exactly, do a mouse and a deer procreate?


The shocking results would surprise you.

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2021-10-18 6:36:39 PM  
Otis was born to mother, Brienne, and father Jorah

Weird way to wrap up this season of Game of Thrones, but I'll take it.
 
2021-10-18 6:44:38 PM  

StandsWithAFist: Otis was born to mother, Brienne, and father Jorah

Weird way to wrap up this season of Game of Thrones, but I'll take it.


I regret I have only one LOL to give. But, this definitely wins my daily spit-take award. Congratulations!
 
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