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2021-10-18 8:24:40 AM  
She jumped a fence? I call BS!
 
2021-10-18 8:52:18 AM  
When she went before the judge, he was a little confused....


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2021-10-18 9:11:57 AM  
A Cole County prosecutor has charged a Jefferson City woman after she allegedly ran onto a football field naked in front of a group of eighth-graders practicing football.
Lacey Uthe is charged with sexual misconduct involving a child under 15, a class e felony.


I'm confused. She was charged with sexual misconduct? The article goes on to say that she was on drugs, thought she was going to die, and was looking for help. Was she also making some sort of sexual contact or overtures toward the 8th graders? Because otherwise it sounds like simply being naked in front of them is being called sexual misconduct, and that seems ... strange. There are certainly charges that could and should apply, but sexual misconduct?
 
2021-10-18 9:24:28 AM  
Now, every single eigth-grader that saw her is now going to grow up as some sexual deviant. Or most likely, be telling this story the rest of their lives and having a good chuckle over it.
 
2021-10-18 9:25:34 AM  

Optimal_Illusion: Now, every single eigth-grader that saw her is now going to grow up as some sexual deviant. Or most likely, be telling this story the rest of their lives and having a good chuckle over it.


Many adult beverages will be consumed over the years telling this story.
 
2021-10-18 9:26:24 AM  
That's every eight graders....   looks at photo.  They're all ghey now!  NTTATWWT

a class e felony.
That wasn't at all class e
 
2021-10-18 9:27:16 AM  

Pocket Ninja: A Cole County prosecutor has charged a Jefferson City woman after she allegedly ran onto a football field naked in front of a group of eighth-graders practicing football.
Lacey Uthe is charged with sexual misconduct involving a child under 15, a class e felony.

I'm confused. She was charged with sexual misconduct? The article goes on to say that she was on drugs, thought she was going to die, and was looking for help. Was she also making some sort of sexual contact or overtures toward the 8th graders? Because otherwise it sounds like simply being naked in front of them is being called sexual misconduct, and that seems ... strange. There are certainly charges that could and should apply, but sexual misconduct?


I think because she exposed herself in front of kids  Like a guy in a trenchcoat showing himself at the playground.
 
2021-10-18 9:27:56 AM  

Circusdog320: She jumped a fence? I call BS!


We used to call it streaking. Had one at my high school graduation, knew the guy. He graduated the prior year, did it on a dare from his gf who was graduating. He says the scariest part was as he was exiting by climbing over the 8 foot chain link fence with the unfolded ends on top.

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2021-10-18 9:28:32 AM  
Isn't the perp's age usually given in these articles?  So that Farkers can look at the picture and say, "Man, that's a hard [fill in age]."

/stay off the drugs, kids!
 
2021-10-18 9:31:25 AM  
I, for one, was happy to see only a mug shot and not a video of the event.  That, naked, makes you want to poke out your mind's eye with a stick.
 
2021-10-18 9:31:49 AM  
Lacey Uthe is accused of jumping over the Helias Football Stadium fence and running onto the field in front of 29 eighth graders wearing only a scarf

Why were there 29 eight graders, wearing only a scarf?  That doesn't sound okay.
 
2021-10-18 9:32:55 AM  
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2021-10-18 9:33:44 AM  
Meth Jefferson City. Not even once.
 
2021-10-18 9:35:21 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: That's every eight graders....   looks at photo.  They're all ghey now!  NTTATWWT

a class e felony.
That wasn't at all class e


Eighth grade boys seeing a real live naked women who isn't obese has pretty much made their day, week, month.
 
2021-10-18 9:36:52 AM  
Heroin users generally don't have the energy or motivation to jump fences.  I'm suspecting something more in the lines of meth.
 
2021-10-18 9:38:05 AM  
Simply Red - Lady Godiva's Room
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2021-10-18 9:40:32 AM  
Uthe was taken to a hospital, where she was evaluated.
Uthe is being held on no bond at the Cole County Jail.
Uthe was arraigned in court Friday morning.


That was close.  If the report had said her name two more times in front of a mirror, her ghostly apparition would have appeared and asked for gas money.
 
2021-10-18 9:41:54 AM  

FrancoFile: Heroin users generally don't have the energy or motivation to jump fences.  I'm suspecting something more in the lines of meth.


Could be both. By the look of her eyes she's been awake for a week.
 
2021-10-18 9:54:09 AM  

Optimal_Illusion: Now, every single eigth-grader that saw her is now going to grow up as some sexual deviant. Or most likely, be telling this story the rest of their lives and having a good chuckle over it.


Certainly traumatized to the point that they will be reduced to only having sex with scraggly, old, red haired, meth addicts.

I mean, I don't know... you can usually meet one at any Denny's at breakfast. "Breaking up" usually just means pointing them in a different direction and walking away. No dental bills, throw them in the pool before you go upstairs so they want to take a hot shower.

Sounds like another victimless crime to me.
 
2021-10-18 9:54:45 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Uthe was taken to a hospital, where she was evaluated.
Uthe is being held on no bond at the Cole County Jail.
Uthe was arraigned in court Friday morning.

That was close.  If the report had said her name two more times in front of a mirror, her ghostly apparition would have appeared and asked for gas money.


Is that her name or just the sound you make when you see her?
 
2021-10-18 9:57:02 AM  
AND THEN THERE'S MAUDE
 
2021-10-18 9:58:49 AM  
And 29 kittens tragically lost their lives later that day. And investigators predict dozens more may perish over the course of the next week or 2.

When asked to identify her all 29 of the 8th graders said , "She had a head?"
 
2021-10-18 10:00:22 AM  
True Fact:  Jefferson City is named after prominent dry-cleaning magnate George Jefferson.
 
2021-10-18 10:01:21 AM  

Pocket Ninja: A Cole County prosecutor has charged a Jefferson City woman after she allegedly ran onto a football field naked in front of a group of eighth-graders practicing football.
Lacey Uthe is charged with sexual misconduct involving a child under 15, a class e felony.

I'm confused. She was charged with sexual misconduct? The article goes on to say that she was on drugs, thought she was going to die, and was looking for help. Was she also making some sort of sexual contact or overtures toward the 8th graders? Because otherwise it sounds like simply being naked in front of them is being called sexual misconduct, and that seems ... strange. There are certainly charges that could and should apply, but sexual misconduct?


The name of the offence does not matter, it is how that offence is defined in that jurisdiction. We live in a very conservative world in which nudity = sex.
 
2021-10-18 10:03:19 AM  
It's called an adverse abstinence program and is targeted at the hormonal young men.
 
2021-10-18 10:03:39 AM  
Heroin, not even once. Okay, not even right thousand times.

/3 yrs clean
//Anybody know where to get some
 
2021-10-18 10:06:22 AM  

talkertopc: Pocket Ninja: A Cole County prosecutor has charged a Jefferson City woman after she allegedly ran onto a football field naked in front of a group of eighth-graders practicing football.
Lacey Uthe is charged with sexual misconduct involving a child under 15, a class e felony.

I'm confused. She was charged with sexual misconduct? The article goes on to say that she was on drugs, thought she was going to die, and was looking for help. Was she also making some sort of sexual contact or overtures toward the 8th graders? Because otherwise it sounds like simply being naked in front of them is being called sexual misconduct, and that seems ... strange. There are certainly charges that could and should apply, but sexual misconduct?

The name of the offence does not matter, it is how that offence is defined in that jurisdiction. We live in a very conservative world in which nudity = sex.


There's no chance they're getting a felony to stick, it will be pleaded down to some sort of indecent exposure charge.
 
2021-10-18 10:06:34 AM  
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2021-10-18 10:08:48 AM  

Sexy Jesus: Heroin, not even once. Okay, not even right thousand times.

/3 yrs clean
//Anybody know where to get some


Apparently, the really good stuff is in Jefferson City.
 
2021-10-18 10:20:15 AM  
Her mugshot begs the question...

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2021-10-18 10:20:26 AM  

ChrisDe: Meth Jefferson City. Not even once.


Iived in JC for about 15 years. Almost positive I know that woman, but she doesn't look like the girl I knew. If it is her, she's roughly in her mid-30's. She was kind of a bar rat back 10-15 years ago. Been gone for there so long, it seems like another lifetime ago. I left an ex-wife, a nice car, and a lot of property back there.
 
2021-10-18 10:26:36 AM  
Was everyone who saw her struck blind or dead and all named Tom?
 
2021-10-18 10:27:38 AM  

Bluemoons: ChrisDe: Meth Jefferson City. Not even once.

Iived in JC for about 15 years. Almost positive I know that woman, but she doesn't look like the girl I knew. If it is her, she's roughly in her mid-30's. She was kind of a bar rat back 10-15 years ago. Been gone for there so long, it seems like another lifetime ago. I left an ex-wife, a nice car, and a lot of property back there.


Sounds like it was the right choice.
 
2021-10-18 10:29:35 AM  
We are the Uthe gone wild!
 
2021-10-18 10:38:39 AM  

RTOGUY: FrancoFile: Heroin users generally don't have the energy or motivation to jump fences.  I'm suspecting something more in the lines of meth.

Could be both. By the look of her eyes she's been awake for a week.


She might have thrown a little heroin in her veins in an attempt to go the fark to sleep after a meth bender.  Not the wisest decision, but I've seen it more than once.
 
2021-10-18 10:41:48 AM  
That's not twiggy ramirez?

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2021-10-18 10:44:05 AM  

Louisiana_Sitar_Club: Uthe was taken to a hospital, where she was evaluated.
Uthe is being held on no bond at the Cole County Jail.
Uthe was arraigned in court Friday morning.

That was close.  If the report had said her name two more times in front of a mirror, her ghostly apparition would have appeared and asked for gas money.


Uthe Uthe Uthe
 
2021-10-18 10:45:05 AM  

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Cool 4th Doctor outfit.
 
2021-10-18 10:50:48 AM  
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2021-10-18 10:52:31 AM  
The detail in the story that left me scratching my head was the team had permission to be on the field. What difference does that make?
 
2021-10-18 10:54:36 AM  
And that, children, is how priests are made.
 
2021-10-18 10:55:18 AM  
Sad AF
 
2021-10-18 11:00:54 AM  

hAZy: The detail in the story that left me scratching my head was the team had permission to be on the field. What difference does that make?


Because if they had been trespassing the penalties would have offset each other and she would have gotten to redo 3rd down.
 
2021-10-18 11:01:02 AM  
I bet her knees were sharp.

No, really. She looks like the meth has eaten all of her body fat and muscle tone.
 
2021-10-18 11:02:33 AM  

Pocket Ninja: A Cole County prosecutor has charged a Jefferson City woman after she allegedly ran onto a football field naked in front of a group of eighth-graders practicing football.
Lacey Uthe is charged with sexual misconduct involving a child under 15, a class e felony.

I'm confused. She was charged with sexual misconduct? The article goes on to say that she was on drugs, thought she was going to die, and was looking for help. Was she also making some sort of sexual contact or overtures toward the 8th graders? Because otherwise it sounds like simply being naked in front of them is being called sexual misconduct, and that seems ... strange. There are certainly charges that could and should apply, but sexual misconduct?


I know you're American, but your comment reads like you're either European or from the future where ideals are lived up to.

Can I see your identification, Sir? ;)

/it truly sucks that the minority of the population that can't handle nudity are in charge of who can see/do what they wish with their bodies without shame
//but grotesque violence is fine
///really, I'd prefer that it's all there
 
2021-10-18 11:04:03 AM  
Students later heard asking how the woman got her axe wound.
 
2021-10-18 11:05:11 AM  

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It's Lady Godawful.
 
2021-10-18 11:05:47 AM  
I saw my first nudie magazine in 6th grade, in the woods with a friend who knew it was there. I bet he put it there, he denies it, but he's that kind of guy.

In 10th grade he blew up a toilet in the boys room with an m-80 with a wax fuse. Flushed it right down, without telling me and next thing you know he's jumping out the window....That was in June at the end of the school year, when we returned the following September, they had totally rebuilt that boys room.
 
2021-10-18 11:12:22 AM  

1funguy: Optimal_Illusion: Now, every single eigth-grader that saw her is now going to grow up as some sexual deviant. Or most likely, be telling this story the rest of their lives and having a good chuckle over it.

Certainly traumatized to the point that they will be reduced to only having sex with scraggly, old, red haired, meth addicts.

I mean, I don't know... you can usually meet one at any Denny's at breakfast. "Breaking up" usually just means pointing them in a different direction and walking away. No dental bills, throw them in the pool before you go upstairs so they want to take a hot shower.

Sounds like another victimless crime to me.


Another victimless crime? Will somebody think of the children? :)
 
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2021-10-18 11:12:24 AM  
"True or False, this is something people wished they could have seen."

"I am going to say False, Wink."

"Congratulations, you've won Tic Tac Dough."
 
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