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2021-10-18 9:31:09 AM  
Good. I look forward to many more scenes like this:

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2021-10-18 10:23:07 AM  
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2021-10-18 10:23:53 AM  
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2021-10-18 10:24:19 AM  
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We're going to need bigger trees
 
2021-10-18 10:24:31 AM  
He's going to spend a lot of time patting his coat pockets pretending that he forgot his glasses and can't read what's written before him.

But also since he has to be the smartest guy in the room and can't not talk shiat, I hope to get some lulz.
 
2021-10-18 10:24:35 AM  
I'll just leave this here...

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2021-10-18 10:25:04 AM  
I forgot my glasses
I claim executive privilege
Somebody told me Article II protects me
I cite the fifth dimension
That was Rudi.  He done that

All I ask is that they make him read stuff.
 
2021-10-18 10:25:23 AM  
I hope some of his new deposition tapes end up leaking out.  His older ones were a farking mess and I guarantee that he's only gotten worse since then.
 
2021-10-18 10:26:27 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: I forgot my glasses
I claim executive privilege
Somebody told me Article II protects me
I cite the fifth dimension
That was Rudi.  He done that

All I ask is that they make him read stuff.


He was elected to Lead..not to Read.

/ also...he cannot read. Like...at all.
 
2021-10-18 10:26:56 AM  
Two rape allegations, what a godly man....
Let's hope he's learned his lesson.

The only one that matters is the NAACP law suits invoking ku klux klan act and the voting rights act violations.
 
2021-10-18 10:27:07 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: I forgot my glasses
I claim executive privilege
Somebody told me Article II protects me
I cite the fifth dimension
That was Rudi.  He done that

All I ask is that they make him read stuff.


There will be a lot of "I don't recall" being said too.
 
2021-10-18 10:27:12 AM  
person, woman, man, camera, perjury
 
2021-10-18 10:27:18 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: I cite the fifth dimension


LOL.
 
2021-10-18 10:28:27 AM  
Wow they've really got him this time.
 
2021-10-18 10:30:48 AM  
Yeah.  Uh, before we begin, which channel will this be on?  I have a non compete with NBC.   Now, I'd like to start out looking tough.   You'll want to get some footage of me looking into the camera like this.   Then, some background stuff.  You know.  You guys looking nervous cause you're going up against me.  I'll give you a good ten minute camera talk about how I'm tearing in to these guys and showing no mercy, good.  You can get their reactions while I'm at lunch.   Then, I do the closer where you clear me of everything and apologize.  I don't have to be in the room, you can film my reaction later, right?  The kids will review all footage and I apporve the final.
Now, one last thing:  If I pick up my pen like this, it means, my diaper is full and you need to get the guy in here.  We stop shooting.   Also, my diaper is full.
 
2021-10-18 10:31:05 AM  

emersonbiggins: person, woman, man, camera, perjury


My favorite thought about that was when I realized that he wasn't recalling the test he was referencing, but listing the first 5 things he saw.  And of those 5 things, 2 were redundant.  He just looked around at the press and named the nouns.  Then called it a memory test.  Then made several more references to it as a sign of his relative genius.
 
2021-10-18 10:31:32 AM  

Subtonic: I'll just leave this here...

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only if something happens..
which so far it has not.
 
2021-10-18 10:32:26 AM  

The5thElement: Harry Freakstorm: I forgot my glasses
I claim executive privilege
Somebody told me Article II protects me
I cite the fifth dimension
That was Rudi.  He done that

All I ask is that they make him read stuff.

There will be a lot of "I don't recall" being said too.


From what I've read in  "A Very Stable Genius" his ability to say he doesn't recall was something that had to be drummed into him my his legal team as part of the Mueller investigation. Apparently it hurts his ego to do anything but flat out deny things that make him look bad.
 
2021-10-18 10:34:13 AM  

The5thElement: Harry Freakstorm: I forgot my glasses
I claim executive privilege
Somebody told me Article II protects me
I cite the fifth dimension
That was Rudi.  He done that

All I ask is that they make him read stuff.

There will be a lot of "I don't recall" being said too.


Oh yes!   From the guy who scored bigly on his Presidential Brain Tests (PBTs)
 
2021-10-18 10:35:09 AM  
If any human earned having every thought monitored by endlessly yapping head spies with mirror opposite STRONG political beliefs for 5 years, it's not me, it's Donald John Trump.

Now zap his heart, brain and reproductive organs too since you're no shutting down, go be useful to America FOR A CHANGE!

/quieter but not silent is a positive for LOUD. I'm treating it how they treat marijuana. One slight hint of voices is enough to call it a positive test result. A month later is the same as today according to weed tests.
 
2021-10-18 10:38:44 AM  

The5thElement: Harry Freakstorm: I forgot my glasses
I claim executive privilege
Somebody told me Article II protects me
I cite the fifth dimension
That was Rudi.  He done that

All I ask is that they make him read stuff.

There will be a lot of "I don't recall" being said too.


Maybe. The thing about Trump is...he's a raging narcissist. A lot of times, they're just absolutely incapable of shutting up, even if its in their best interest. They think they're the smartest people in the room and can do whatever they want with no consequences.
 
2021-10-18 10:40:31 AM  
Any interviewer worth their salt should bring at least two extra pairs of reading glasses, preferably one of which will fit his prescription!
Let's get the fraud going now!
 
2021-10-18 10:41:51 AM  

1funguy: Any interviewer worth their salt should bring at least two extra pairs of reading glasses, preferably one of which will fit his prescription!
Let's get the fraud going now!


Or a comically huge magnifying glass.
 
2021-10-18 10:43:24 AM  
IANAL But I'd try to come across as his bestest friend.  "My god, I can't believe I'm in the same room with you.  This is just a formality.  I know you're busy.  Just put your hand on the Bible.  I know.  This is what they want.  Go ahead and affirm to telling the truth.  I really appreciate this.  Diet Coke?  I want to get a photo after, you know?  Everyone I know will be sooooo jealous.  So, I gotta ask some questions.  You answer them and we're done, okay?  Summer Zervous?  Hawt, amirite?  Just talk.  I'll listen.
 
2021-10-18 10:44:18 AM  
I was gonna go with just this one:
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But tripped over this one as well, which somehow seems appropriate:
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2021-10-18 10:45:00 AM  
He's not going to stick to the script and he will perjure himself, sooner rather than later. But then what?
 
2021-10-18 10:47:13 AM  
From a CNN article about this case:

The lawsuit alleges that when Galicia tried to hold onto one of the signs, Schiller ripped it away from him, tearing it to pieces. Lawyers for the plaintiffs want to question Trump to discern whether he is responsible for his employees' conduct outside Trump Tower that day.

So this is regarding Trump's bodyguard, Keith Schiller, attacking a protestor.

I predict a lot of "Keith who?" responses

"Keith?"  *looks around at his attorneys  *Keith?  I don't recall a Keith... maybe he delivered some coffee once or something..."
 
2021-10-18 10:48:24 AM  
The attorneys should have a black female and Asian male conduct the interviews.
 
2021-10-18 10:48:29 AM  

JTtheCajun: The5thElement: Harry Freakstorm: I forgot my glasses
I claim executive privilege
Somebody told me Article II protects me
I cite the fifth dimension
That was Rudi.  He done that

All I ask is that they make him read stuff.

There will be a lot of "I don't recall" being said too.

Maybe. The thing about Trump is...he's a raging narcissist. A lot of times, they're just absolutely incapable of shutting up, even if its in their best interest. They think they're the smartest people in the room and can do whatever they want with no consequences.


Not to belabor the shiattiest meme in recent Farkdom, but... hasn't he essentially been correct on that point for the last 40 years?

I'd like to think he'll finally get his - but if I was a gambling man, a bet that these trials will be over and he faces some serious consequences before his next run for office starts (shortly after next year's midterms) is not one I would take.
 
2021-10-18 10:50:04 AM  
I have heard the rebuttal, "Well, he has all these people suing him because he's successful."

Successful people either settle on favorable terms, or otherwise make the legal hurdles necessary to reach trial unobtainable to those suing them.
 
2021-10-18 10:50:10 AM  

Garza and the Supermutants: He's not going to stick to the script and he will perjure himself, sooner rather than later. But then what?


If history has taught us anything it is that Affluent white men have NOTHING to fear from perjury.
 
2021-10-18 10:50:41 AM  

AxiomJackson: From what I've read in  "A Very Stable Genius" his ability to say he doesn't recall was something that had to be drummed into him my his legal team as part of the Mueller investigation. Apparently it hurts his ego to do anything but flat out deny things that make him look bad.


Good. Anything that pains Donald Trump is awesome.
 
2021-10-18 10:51:08 AM  
Well, I'm sure we've got him THIS time, guess I'll just keep waiting, what's another 5 years after the LAST 5 years.
 
2021-10-18 10:51:42 AM  

Gestalt: I have heard the rebuttal, "Well, he has all these people suing him because he's successful."

Successful people either settle on favorable terms, or otherwise make the legal hurdles necessary to reach trial unobtainable to those suing them.


Is twatwaffle Elon Musk drowning in lawsuits?
No?

Well, there ya go.
The problem is Trump and his crime sprees.
 
2021-10-18 10:53:01 AM  

SpectroBoy: Garza and the Supermutants: He's not going to stick to the script and he will perjure himself, sooner rather than later. But then what?

If history has taught us anything it is that Affluent white men have NOTHING to fear from perjury.


Still waiting on consequences for Bannon for defying subpoena orders. If they can't land Bannon in jail/prison, then they sure as hell can't get anyone else either.
 
2021-10-18 10:53:49 AM  
"Keith Schiller is a great guy. Right out of central casting. But I don't really know him. Also, I was busy that day watching my programs and on the phone with Doocy and the constipated-looking one on Fox & Friends."
 
2021-10-18 10:55:46 AM  

HerptheDerp: SpectroBoy: Garza and the Supermutants: He's not going to stick to the script and he will perjure himself, sooner rather than later. But then what?

If history has taught us anything it is that Affluent white men have NOTHING to fear from perjury.

Still waiting on consequences for Bannon for defying subpoena orders. If they can't land Bannon in jail/prison, then they sure as hell can't get anyone else either.


They are voting tomorrow (I think) on whether to refer him for criminal contempt.  If that fails, I foresee a strongly worded letter in Bannon's future
 
2021-10-18 10:57:13 AM  

OldRod: HerptheDerp: SpectroBoy: Garza and the Supermutants: He's not going to stick to the script and he will perjure himself, sooner rather than later. But then what?

If history has taught us anything it is that Affluent white men have NOTHING to fear from perjury.

Still waiting on consequences for Bannon for defying subpoena orders. If they can't land Bannon in jail/prison, then they sure as hell can't get anyone else either.

They are voting tomorrow (I think) on whether to refer him for criminal contempt.  If that fails, I foresee a strongly worded letter in Bannon's future


Is the referral vote by simple majority?
 
2021-10-18 10:57:36 AM  

OldRod: From a CNN article about this case:

The lawsuit alleges that when Galicia tried to hold onto one of the signs, Schiller ripped it away from him, tearing it to pieces. Lawyers for the plaintiffs want to question Trump to discern whether he is responsible for his employees' conduct outside Trump Tower that day.

So this is regarding Trump's bodyguard, Keith Schiller, attacking a protestor.

I predict a lot of "Keith who?" responses

"Keith?"  *looks around at his attorneys  *Keith?  I don't recall a Keith... maybe he delivered some coffee once or something..."


Is there video? So how do we know anything at all even happened?
 
2021-10-18 10:57:36 AM  
Trump's favorite calm down song is Cats Memory so I'm here to ruin it for him.
Memory from 'Cats' - Extreme Metal Version
Youtube 6zmbUEghvjA
 
2021-10-18 10:59:53 AM  
The death of a million paper cuts.
 
2021-10-18 11:00:26 AM  

1funguy: Any interviewer worth their salt should bring at least two extra pairs of reading glasses, preferably one of which will fit his prescription!
Let's get the fraud going now!


I would definitely bring in like 50 pairs in varying prescriptions and make them all insanely embarrassing for Trump to wear. The ugliest women's frames possible.
 
2021-10-18 11:00:26 AM  

emersonbiggins: OldRod: HerptheDerp: SpectroBoy: Garza and the Supermutants: He's not going to stick to the script and he will perjure himself, sooner rather than later. But then what?

If history has taught us anything it is that Affluent white men have NOTHING to fear from perjury.

Still waiting on consequences for Bannon for defying subpoena orders. If they can't land Bannon in jail/prison, then they sure as hell can't get anyone else either.

They are voting tomorrow (I think) on whether to refer him for criminal contempt.  If that fails, I foresee a strongly worded letter in Bannon's future

Is the referral vote by simple majority?


It's just the 1/6 committee voting, and since it's almost all Democrat, plus Cheney and Kinzinger, both of whom would probably vote for it, it may be unanimous
 
2021-10-18 11:01:09 AM  

Officer Barrelroll: 1funguy: Any interviewer worth their salt should bring at least two extra pairs of reading glasses, preferably one of which will fit his prescription!
Let's get the fraud going now!

I would definitely bring in like 50 pairs in varying prescriptions and make them all insanely embarrassing for Trump to wear. The ugliest women's frames possible.


That would be awesome!
 
2021-10-18 11:05:48 AM  

Purple_Urkle: Trump's favorite calm down song is Cats Memory so I'm here to ruin it for him.
[YouTube video: Memory from 'Cats' - Extreme Metal Version]


Yeah, ok.  That was worth 4 minutes of my life.  Thank you!
 
2021-10-18 11:06:04 AM  
Peter Gabriel - I Don't Remember
Youtube 9k_ZRyws8Uc
 
2021-10-18 11:06:52 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: I forgot my glasses
I claim executive privilege
Somebody told me Article II protects me
I cite the fifth dimension
That was Rudi.  He done that


I'm stealing that.
 
2021-10-18 11:09:46 AM  

AxiomJackson: The5thElement: Harry Freakstorm: I forgot my glasses
I claim executive privilege
Somebody told me Article II protects me
I cite the fifth dimension
That was Rudi.  He done that

All I ask is that they make him read stuff.

There will be a lot of "I don't recall" being said too.

From what I've read in  "A Very Stable Genius" his ability to say he doesn't recall was something that had to be drummed into him my his legal team as part of the Mueller investigation. Apparently it hurts his ego to do anything but flat out deny things that make him look bad.


Hopefully the lawyers deposing him know this and use it.  Him losing his shiat in a deposition is one of my go-to ED treatments.
 
2021-10-18 11:10:37 AM  
"I don't recall."
"I don't recall."
"I don't recall."
 
2021-10-18 11:14:23 AM  
Good.
 
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