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(Twitter)   Passenger would like to invite you to her mid-air anti-vax TED talk. Don't worry, she brought her own microphone   (twitter.com) divider line
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2021-10-18 1:03:15 AM  
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2021-10-18 2:22:36 AM  
F*ck, she's right. I'm stuck looking at my stupid internet device. Sorry, guys.
 
2021-10-18 2:27:44 AM  

themindiswatching: F*ck, she's right. I'm stuck looking at my stupid internet device. Sorry, guys.


You've got teh 'rona
 
2021-10-18 4:32:54 AM  
We need air marshals on more flights.  Airlines should hire some former NFL linebackers to get into a three-point stance and just diesel these people. Lay them out right there in the aisle.
 
2021-10-18 5:26:17 AM  
Ok great... now we won't be able to bring any electronic gear on airplanes.
 
2021-10-18 5:52:15 AM  

physt: Ok great... now we won't be able to bring any electronic gear on airplanes.


Just headset microphones will be banned.
 
2021-10-18 6:20:50 AM  
Even that level of crazy recognizes the need to wear a mask.
 
2021-10-18 6:40:03 AM  
I remember when I couldn't hold my liquor.
 
2021-10-18 6:40:31 AM  
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2021-10-18 6:40:47 AM  
Try that on my flight and I'll shove that mic so far up your ass the next TED talk you give will be entirely in farts.
 
2021-10-18 6:41:15 AM  

BumpInTheNight: Even that level of crazy recognizes the need to wear a mask.


Well, she wouldn't want to get in trouble with the airline now would she?
 
2021-10-18 6:42:35 AM  
Just like the subway.

Soon they'll be people playing music in the aisle.
 
2021-10-18 6:42:39 AM  
I made it 20 seconds in before I bailed, she should have been pelted by snacks.
 
2021-10-18 6:42:42 AM  
Badafuco: We need air marshals on more flights.  Airlines should hire some former NFL linebackers to get into a three-point stance and just diesel these people. Lay them out right there in the aisle.

They are in their posses busy rounding up abortion doctors in Texas.
 
2021-10-18 6:43:32 AM  
She thought she would turn the audience to her side with a rapturous standing ovation. She didn't realize most people on a plane just want to reach their destination and not be annoyed. When everyone began heckling, her tone went from 0 -  screeching in 1.5 seconds.
 
2021-10-18 6:45:39 AM  

thornhill: Just like the subway.

Soon they'll be people playing music in the aisle.


And a guy selling socks.
 
2021-10-18 6:46:10 AM  
"I'm not terrible to look at" she says....  lololol.
 
2021-10-18 6:46:11 AM  
How did she think this was going to end?
 
2021-10-18 6:47:32 AM  

buster_v: How did she think this was going to end?


With horse de wormer for everyone!

...Or was that hors d'oeuvres...

Eh, potayto potahto!
 
2021-10-18 6:49:07 AM  

Badafuco: We need air marshals on more flights.  Airlines should hire some former NFL linebackers to get into a three-point stance and just diesel these people. Lay them out right there in the aisle.


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2021-10-18 6:49:59 AM  
That's some serious mental illness on display here. Doesn't she have anyone who cares about her?
 
2021-10-18 6:51:35 AM  

Badafuco: We need air marshals on more flights.  Airlines should hire some former NFL linebackers to get into a three-point stance and just diesel these people. Lay them out right there in the aisle.


Possibly available:
Terry Tate - Office Linebacker
Youtube x5dJb2YG7vU
 
2021-10-18 6:51:57 AM  
"This is your captain speaking. Drastic times call for drastic measures. Strap in, I'm opening the door."
 
2021-10-18 6:53:43 AM  

Badafuco: We need air marshals on more flights.  Airlines should hire some former NFL linebackers to get into a three-point stance and just diesel these people. Lay them out right there in the aisle.


'The pain train is coming. Woo! Woo!'
 
2021-10-18 6:55:16 AM  

thornhill: Just like the subway.

Soon they'll be people playing music in the aisle.


IT'S SHOWTIME!

/hits play on the boombox
//starts singing along off-key
///morning commuters read their papers ever harder
 
2021-10-18 7:00:06 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Try that on my flight and I'll shove that mic so far up your ass the next TED talk you give will be entirely in farts.


Thank you for helping me start my Monday off right. Blowing Pepsi out of my nose is SO much fun. :)
 
2021-10-18 7:02:16 AM  

Badafuco: We need air marshals on more flights.  Airlines should hire some former NFL linebackers to get into a three-point stance and just diesel these people. Lay them out right there in the aisle.


Just have the sky waitress run the drink cart up the aisle. Considering what it does to my elbow, she'll be in agonizing pain.
 
2021-10-18 7:07:24 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: Try that on my flight and I'll shove that mic so far up your ass the next TED talk you give will be entirely in farts.


Like Charlie Brown's mom.
 
2021-10-18 7:08:59 AM  

khitsicker: Badafuco: We need air marshals on more flights.  Airlines should hire some former NFL linebackers to get into a three-point stance and just diesel these people. Lay them out right there in the aisle.

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Terrible Terry Tate!
IN THE HOUSE!
 
2021-10-18 7:11:22 AM  
So much for the TSA. She is carrying the most dangerous weapon known to mankind.

A deranged mind.
 
2021-10-18 7:13:14 AM  

baltimoreblonde: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Try that on my flight and I'll shove that mic so far up your ass the next TED talk you give will be entirely in farts.

Thank you for helping me start my Monday off right. Blowing Pepsi out of my nose is SO much fun. :)


don't you know that Pepsi for breakfast gives you the covids?  Mountain Dew is clearly the morning soda, because it is vaguely citrus.  maybe a nice Fresca.
 
2021-10-18 7:13:56 AM  
See, now I'd totally pay the price of a plane ticket to watch dollar-store Anna Kendrick lose her everloving mind and get ziptied.

They really should've ziptied her tho. Do it before they get violent. Nobody will friggin' blame you.
 
2021-10-18 7:14:05 AM  
I dunno, seems better than any of the in-flight entertainment. It's like watching a one person reenactment of One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest.

Hopefully without her tossing a toilet through the window to escape.
 
2021-10-18 7:14:36 AM  
Words fail me.

Airplane TED talks. Why didn't I think of that.  Looks like the lights were dimmed so people could sleep. She must have made a lot of friends with that stunt.
 
2021-10-18 7:16:13 AM  

ScrimBoy: Badafuco: We need air marshals on more flights.  Airlines should hire some former NFL linebackers to get into a three-point stance and just diesel these people. Lay them out right there in the aisle.

Possibly available:
[YouTube video: Terry Tate - Office Linebacker]


Never walk away from a K-22 paper jam, son!  Woo!
 
2021-10-18 7:16:19 AM  
That's a whole lot of crazy. And now I want to know if she's single because I make terrible relationship choices.
 
2021-10-18 7:17:10 AM  

GregInIndy: See, now I'd totally pay the price of a plane ticket to watch dollar-store Anna Kendrick lose her everloving mind and get ziptied.

They really should've ziptied her tho. Do it before they get violent. Nobody will friggin' blame you.


That microphone is a blunt instrument, she's armed with a potentially deadly weapon...
 
2021-10-18 7:18:05 AM  
The plane anti-vaxors should be loaded on.

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Destination to drop off to:
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2021-10-18 7:20:51 AM  

fuzzybacchus: "I'm not terrible to look at" she says....  lololol.


Yeah, as if the laws don't apply to attractive people

Ask Aunt Becky how that worked out for her
 
2021-10-18 7:21:03 AM  
yet another reason not to fly.
 
2021-10-18 7:22:05 AM  

BumpInTheNight: Even that level of crazy recognizes the need to wear a mask.


I'm betting that's how she figured she'd be successful-  she was following the rules!!!  Can't she just talk anymore??

Eyeroll.
 
2021-10-18 7:22:14 AM  

Merltech: Destination to drop off to:


There are much better spots. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bouvet_​I​sland
 
2021-10-18 7:22:28 AM  

rainbowbutter: baltimoreblonde: Prank Call of Cthulhu: Try that on my flight and I'll shove that mic so far up your ass the next TED talk you give will be entirely in farts.

Thank you for helping me start my Monday off right. Blowing Pepsi out of my nose is SO much fun. :)

don't you know that Pepsi for breakfast gives you the covids?  Mountain Dew is clearly the morning soda, because it is vaguely citrus.  maybe a nice Fresca.


Pepsi for breakfast may give you the COVIDs, but Pepsi through the nose will burn the COVIDs back out, so he's ok
 
2021-10-18 7:25:52 AM  
"My dog, my dog has better sense than any of you!"

Finally, a point we can agree on. I mean nearly everyone on the flight registered their displeasure by going into head down ignore mode.

But the dog, the dog had the sense to shiat in her bag.
 
2021-10-18 7:32:29 AM  
All joking aside, I've got real problems with the kid-gloves response on display there.

Maybe I'm paranoid but my first thought if I'm there in-person would be "she's creating a distraction for an attack on the plane."
 
2021-10-18 7:33:06 AM  
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2021-10-18 7:34:35 AM  

ceejayoz: Merltech: Destination to drop off to:

There are much better spots. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bouvet_I​sland


They do want to get back to nature...
 
2021-10-18 7:35:48 AM  
Can you imagine if she tried that on a bus in Philly??
 
2021-10-18 7:36:37 AM  

Badafuco: We need air marshals on more flights.  Airlines should hire some former NFL linebackers to get into a three-point stance and just diesel these people. Lay them out right there in the aisle.


This.  :-)

As an example

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/ only using the trump one cos I knew of it; could've been anyone
/ but that's what needs to happen
 
2021-10-18 7:36:47 AM  
(fruit)Cakes on a Plane!
 
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