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(Politico)   "This is the story of what happened when a notorious New York City playboy not named DONALD TRUMP tried to replicate his act in Washington"   (politico.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Bill Clinton, Joe Biden, Melania Trump, Donald Trump, White House, Barack Obama, President of the United States, United States Senate  
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2021-10-17 8:58:37 PM  
Donald Trump was never anything near a "playboy" paying for hookers don't count.
 
2021-10-17 9:49:02 PM  
That attendee and two others described the scene at Zampolli's mansion - featuring a wine cellar, a sauna, a heated pool, a dance floor and crowds that skewed heavily toward older men and younger women - as too wild for the environs, especially during Covid-19.


When it first came up that Trump was introduced to Melania at a party thrown by this guy it was reported in Vanity Fair with a strong hint that his modeling agency was a front for what he really does, he' a pimp.
 
2021-10-17 9:57:55 PM  

shastacola: That attendee and two others described the scene at Zampolli's mansion - featuring a wine cellar, a sauna, a heated pool, a dance floor and crowds that skewed heavily toward older men and younger women - as too wild for the environs, especially during Covid-19.


When it first came up that Trump was introduced to Melania at a party thrown by this guy it was reported in Vanity Fair with a strong hint that his modeling agency was a front for what he really does, he' a pimp.


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2021-10-17 11:39:08 PM  
They misspelled pimp
 
2021-10-18 4:07:36 AM  
Few people are more intertwined with Donald and Melania Trump than Paolo Zampolli.

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2021-10-18 4:34:15 AM  
Of course Melanie and Donald met at the Kit Kat Club.
 
2021-10-18 4:41:53 AM  
Sinema and Manchin revealing they are republican plants is not "Democratic infighting."
 
2021-10-18 5:07:15 AM  
Your not a "playboy" if you have to pay for it. You're just a John.
 
2021-10-18 5:10:36 AM  

stoli n coke: Your not a "playboy" if you have to pay for it. You're just a John.


It's business, and you're a consumer Paolo.
 
2021-10-18 6:34:28 AM  

Bslim: Donald Trump was never anything near a "playboy" paying for hookers don't count.


Pay? Donny don't pay for shiz
 
2021-10-18 6:39:29 AM  
his modeling agency was a front for what he really does, he' a pimp

Must be rough. I have it on good authority  that pimping is not easy but it is necessary.
 
2021-10-18 6:55:34 AM  

stoli n coke: Your not a "playboy" if you have to pay for it. You're just a John.


If it farks, flies, or floats you're better off renting.
 
2021-10-18 7:52:32 AM  

shastacola: That attendee and two others described the scene at Zampolli's mansion - featuring a wine cellar, a sauna, a heated pool, a dance floor and crowds that skewed heavily toward older men and younger women - as too wild for the environs, especially during Covid-19.


When it first came up that Trump was introduced to Melania at a party thrown by this guy it was reported in Vanity Fair with a strong hint that his modeling agency was a front for what he really does, he' a pimp.


He spent a lot of cheese.
 
2021-10-18 7:55:44 AM  

Harry Wagstaff: stoli n coke: Your not a "playboy" if you have to pay for it. You're just a John.

If it farks, flies, or floats you're better off renting.


It's really better just to borrow for a while.
 
2021-10-18 8:02:08 AM  
 And that's the way they all became the Shady Bunch
The Shady Bunch...
 
2021-10-18 8:02:30 AM  

2wolves: stoli n coke: Your not a "playboy" if you have to pay for it. You're just a John.

It's business, and you're a consumer Paolo.


Isn't this a Hooker/Call Girl thing
If you're doing beejs for $5, you're a hooker
If you're doing a $600 dinner, hanging on the arm of 60 year old dude and giving him a beej, you're a call girl.

If/so factoid:
If you're cruising MLK in your Chevette, looking for a hooker, you're a john.
If you call your friend at the 'modelling agency' and tell them you want a 14 year old that looks 18 for a night on the town and a deflowering, you're a playboy.
 
2021-10-18 8:09:04 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: 2wolves: stoli n coke: Your not a "playboy" if you have to pay for it. You're just a John.

It's business, and you're a consumer Paolo.

Isn't this a Hooker/Call Girl thing
If you're doing beejs for $5, you're a hooker
If you're doing a $600 dinner, hanging on the arm of 60 year old dude and giving him a beej, you're a call girl.

If/so factoid:
If you're cruising MLK in your Chevette, looking for a hooker, you're a john.
If you call your friend at the 'modelling agency' and tell them you want a 14 year old that looks 18 for a night on the town and a deflowering, you're a playboy.


No, Cyril, when she's dead, she's just a hooker!
 
2021-10-18 9:32:32 AM  

Bslim: Donald Trump was never anything near a "playboy" paying for hookers don't count.


He wasn't a social up and comer, he'd do the bare minimum to LOOK like he was a social up and comer. My favorite was when there was an AIDS benefit with a few celebrities, he found out about it, was driven there with a photographer, walked in, got on the dais (uninvited), had pictures taken and left without making any kind of contribution.
 
2021-10-18 11:24:54 AM  
Is there anyone even remotely part of the Trump universe who is not completely gross?
 
2021-10-18 1:34:02 PM  

gshepnyc: Is there anyone even remotely part of the Trump universe who is not completely gross?


How remote?

I mean there a lot of good people that were just doing their jobs and got sucked into his orbit when he become President.  He hates all of them because they told him various forms of fark off.
 
2021-10-18 5:43:56 PM  
It's ok, he's Italian.
 
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