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(WFAA Fort Worth)   Next job category experiencing COVID burnout: Judges. "I just did a probate of a guy... his dying words were, 'I wish I had got the shot'"   (wfaa.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Debut singles, public service announcements, vaccination rate, City of Amarillo, effort, screeching halt, Judge Tanner, testimony  
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2021-10-17 2:29:20 PM  
...so who got the mobile home?
 
2021-10-17 3:20:57 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: ...so who got the mobile home?


Dibs on the manure pit.
 
2021-10-17 5:11:24 PM  
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2021-10-17 6:24:36 PM  
Farked around.

Found out.

/the dead guy
//not the judge
 
2021-10-17 6:26:07 PM  
To be fair, I'd take death over living in Amarillo too.

I've been stuck in that shiathole a couple of times.

Prius broke down, got a tow back to Amarillo. Hit a deer in NM in rental car, 600 mile tow to Amarillo. Drop off wrecked car at the airport "your problem now!"

Uber to pick up company prius from Toyota.
 
2021-10-17 6:27:00 PM  
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Say the line, dying covid patient!
 
2021-10-17 6:27:27 PM  
I'm glad all those 'vaccine regret' guys are dead

It's the other people I'm concerned about

The people they killed, or put out of work, or even us, the people they put through hell
 
2021-10-17 6:29:19 PM  
Screw that.  Just burn it all like scarlet fever.
 
2021-10-17 6:30:22 PM  
Why would a joyous outcome cause burnout?
 
2021-10-17 6:32:47 PM  

lilbjorn: Why would a joyous outcome cause burnout?


Even when someone you hate dies, you have to fill out the boring paperwork.
 
2021-10-17 6:33:04 PM  
The sad part is that we won't learn shiat from this. Maybe not next year...but in some future year...some idiot, just like Donald Trump did, is going to try to save money and eliminate funding for the people who fight pandemics.
 
2021-10-17 6:33:49 PM  
I held the hand of a dying journalist, he was all sad and crying and his last words were "I wish I hadn't written up people who made up fake quotes." True story.
 
2021-10-17 6:34:53 PM  

Alien Robot: I held the hand of a dying journalist, he was all sad and crying and his last words were "I wish I hadn't written up people who made up fake quotes." True story.


Was he a big guy with tears in his eyes, but you could tell that he wasn't a crier?
 
2021-10-17 6:36:24 PM  
Has anyone of you ever heard anyone say, "I wish I HADN'T gotten the shot"?
 
2021-10-17 6:37:19 PM  
I've had to stand (figuratively) before a probate judge since the pandemic started.  From what I can see pretty much everything is done via Zoom or the equivalent. You join a Zoom meeting, the court clerk, who also seems to be working from home, checks you in, your attorney who works from an office a thousand miles from you also gets checked in, etc.
 
2021-10-17 6:37:37 PM  
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2021-10-17 6:38:10 PM  
Well, you have to all the way to the shot place and roll up your sleeve.  Ain't nobody got time for that.

Maybe if the nurse was like that music album nurse and she said "Check out these guns" to the other nurses and they giggled.  And then the nurse says "I hope the needle doesn't break on the guns.  What guns".

I might go down there.  They'd have to say something nice about the truck too.  That's titanium in that lift kit.
 
2021-10-17 6:38:43 PM  

chapmangregio: Has anyone of you ever heard anyone say, "I wish I HADN'T gotten the shot"?


JFK.

Too soon?
 
2021-10-17 6:41:18 PM  

chapmangregio: Has anyone of you ever heard anyone say, "I wish I HADN'T gotten the shot"?


I wish I hadn't gotten the second shot one day before I had to work because my shiatty employer at the time refused to allow paid time off to get vaccinated.

They still don't allow time off to get the vaccine, they just aren't my employer any more.
 
2021-10-17 6:41:33 PM  
Have you ever wished that all the stupid people would just kill themselves?

They're doing it.
 
2021-10-17 6:41:45 PM  

chapmangregio: Has anyone of you ever heard anyone say, "I wish I HADN'T gotten the shot"?


oh yeah
my wife talked her dumb farking family into getting both shots and all we've heard since is crazier and crazier conspiracy theories
 
2021-10-17 6:42:57 PM  
they're not allowed to call the parents that sit close to Johnny to tell them he has COVID

That's farking bananas. There's freedom of choice and then there's commitment to stupidity. I'm hard pressed to think of places on earth that are more backwards. At least in repressive theocracies, the stupidity is the result of deliberate barriers to education. Texas is a place where there's literally no excuse for such an astoundingly dumb general will.
 
2021-10-17 6:43:43 PM  
Judge Tanner said they've also seen a lot of sick kids in school. And she, like many other leaders, educators and parents, question the rules coming from the state.

"The teachers are not even allowed to do contact tracing. If they send Johnny home with COVID, they're not allowed to call the parents that sit close to Johnny to tell them he has COVID," she said.


1. Pay top dollar to spread rumours that the COVID vaccine is a Jewish plot to poison Americans.

2. Allow COVID to spread unchecked.

3. When people drop dead, blame the Jews for not letting people kill themselves with massive overdoses of animal dewormer.

4. Thrust your guys back into office in Austin.

5. Avoid the risk of something truly catastrophic---Texas imposing an income tax or meaningful residency requirements, allowing you, out-of-state donor, to go on defrauding blue-state tax authorities.
 
2021-10-17 6:45:14 PM  

chapmangregio: Has anyone of you ever heard anyone say, "I wish I HADN'T gotten the shot"?


Nicki Minaj'S cousin?
 
2021-10-17 6:45:32 PM  

moothemagiccow: chapmangregio: Has anyone of you ever heard anyone say, "I wish I HADN'T gotten the shot"?

oh yeah
my wife talked her dumb farking family into getting both shots and all we've heard since is crazier and crazier conspiracy theories



And yet they're alive to spew those conspiracies.

But maybe that's a bad thing.
 
2021-10-17 6:50:53 PM  

jmr61: moothemagiccow: chapmangregio: Has anyone of you ever heard anyone say, "I wish I HADN'T gotten the shot"?

oh yeah
my wife talked her dumb farking family into getting both shots and all we've heard since is crazier and crazier conspiracy theories


And yet they're alive to spew those conspiracies.

But maybe that's a bad thing.


Hon I hate to break it to you but I'm about 100,000 steps ahead of you on the "my wife's family are colossal farking morons" journey
 
2021-10-17 6:55:21 PM  
A friend and neighbor found out yesterday.  Her 10 year old plays hockey with mine.

The person who broke the news of this on Facebook followed that post immediately with a bunch of anti-vax derp.

It's going to be very hard not to get all stabby if she pulls that shiat at the funeral.
 
2021-10-17 6:56:44 PM  

chapmangregio: Has anyone of you ever heard anyone say, "I wish I HADN'T gotten the shot"?


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2021-10-17 6:56:56 PM  
So few people die it's amazing that we get so many articles shoved down our throats, but whatever is necessary to try to divert attention from a failed president. Get welfare recipients man dated and get the rest of the population done.   If your vaccinated then it doesn't matter if they aren't.  It just doesn't matter anymore.
 
2021-10-17 7:00:50 PM  
And there it is.
 
2021-10-17 7:05:01 PM  
" "The teachers are not even allowed to do contact tracing. If they send Johnny home with COVID, they're not allowed to call the parents that sit close to Johnny to tell them he has COVID," she said."

that's psychotic.
 
2021-10-17 7:05:36 PM  

moothemagiccow: chapmangregio: Has anyone of you ever heard anyone say, "I wish I HADN'T gotten the shot"?

oh yeah
my wife talked her dumb farking family into getting both shots and all we've heard since is crazier and crazier conspiracy theories


Are they magnetic?
 
2021-10-17 7:05:58 PM  

BlackWivesMatter: So few people die it's amazing that we get so many articles shoved down our throats, but whatever is necessary to try to divert attention from a failed president. Get welfare recipients man dated and get the rest of the population done.   If your vaccinated then it doesn't matter if they aren't.  It just doesn't matter anymore.


Can you work a "crisis actors" in there?
 
2021-10-17 7:10:09 PM  
One could say that the entire purpose of civilization - if and when it functions properly - would be to allow people to potentially FO before they FA, enabling them to avoid such unpleasantness by benefitting from other people's experiences.

This is, of course, a clue that our civilization is teetering, for it is most definitely not performing this vital function.
 
2021-10-17 7:12:20 PM  

BlackWivesMatter: So few people die it's amazing that we get so many articles shoved down our throats, but whatever is necessary to try to divert attention from a failed president. Get welfare recipients man dated and get the rest of the population done.   If your vaccinated then it doesn't matter if they aren't.  It just doesn't matter anymore.


You're really not good at this. You don't add any new twists that countless other trolls haven't already covered. You don't bother coming up with a theme for your posting.  Even your grammar and spelling errors are worn out and subpar. Maybe stick to trolling local facebook groups.
 
2021-10-17 7:14:45 PM  
Yeah but you stuck it to the libs. So your legacy is secure.
 
2021-10-17 7:16:04 PM  

chapmangregio: Has anyone of you ever heard anyone say, "I wish I HADN'T gotten the shot"?


A friend's wife was unlucky enough to be the one in 250,000 or whatever to get blood clots after the AZ vaccine.  However, for them, it's more a matter of wishing they hadn't got THAT shot, as they're still planning on getting a second dose of a different vaccine.
 
2021-10-17 7:20:51 PM  
How to avoid probate: get the shot
 
2021-10-17 7:21:26 PM  
It's not news IT'S COVID!!!
 
2021-10-17 7:22:36 PM  

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Say the line, dying covid patient!


They like to call themselves "pure-bloods" now.

The several vaccines they received during childhood somehow did not defile their precious, bodily fluids.
 
2021-10-17 7:24:54 PM  

chapmangregio: Has anyone of you ever heard anyone say, "I wish I HADN'T gotten the shot"?


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/Well, she really didn't SAY it, but it was heavily implied
 
2021-10-17 7:25:15 PM  

Axeofjudgement: To be fair, I'd take death over living in Amarillo too.

I've been stuck in that shiathole a couple of times.

Prius broke down, got a tow back to Amarillo. Hit a deer in NM in rental car, 600 mile tow to Amarillo. Drop off wrecked car at the airport "your problem now!"

Uber to pick up company prius from Toyota.


A Prius? You're lucky you weren't left in a hole out in the desert
 
TWX
2021-10-17 7:33:00 PM  

BlackWivesMatter: So few people die it's amazing that we get so many articles shoved down our throats, but whatever is necessary to try to divert attention from a failed president. Get welfare recipients man dated and get the rest of the population done.   If your vaccinated then it doesn't matter if they aren't.  It just doesn't matter anymore.


So what's the acceptable threshold for people dying from a nearly entirely preventable airborne disease?
 
2021-10-17 7:34:53 PM  

Scorpitron is reduced to a thin red paste: BlackWivesMatter: So few people die it's amazing that we get so many articles shoved down our throats, but whatever is necessary to try to divert attention from a failed president. Get welfare recipients man dated and get the rest of the population done.   If your vaccinated then it doesn't matter if they aren't.  It just doesn't matter anymore.

Can you work a "crisis actors" in there?


Can I get a "Virtue Signaling!"? Feels naked without it.
 
2021-10-17 7:37:08 PM  

BlackWivesMatter: So few people die it's amazing that we get so many articles shoved down our throats, but whatever is necessary to try to divert attention from a failed president. Get welfare recipients man dated and get the rest of the population done.   If your vaccinated then it doesn't matter if they aren't.  It just doesn't matter anymore.


There is something very sad about a guy who reaches the point in his ;life where he chooses to troll, but who lacks the ability to actually do it well.
 
2021-10-17 7:41:03 PM  

BlackWivesMatter: So few people die it's amazing that we get so many articles shoved down our throats, but whatever is necessary to try to divert attention from a failed president. Get welfare recipients man dated and get the rest of the population done.   If your vaccinated then it doesn't matter if they aren't.  It just doesn't matter anymore.


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2021-10-17 7:45:53 PM  

Cafe Threads: chapmangregio: Has anyone of you ever heard anyone say, "I wish I HADN'T gotten the shot"?

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I do feel a little bad for laughing at that
 
2021-10-17 7:49:00 PM  

TWX: BlackWivesMatter: So [much dipshiattery]...

So what's the acceptable threshold for people dying from a nearly entirely preventable airborne disease?


Numbers not big enough apparently:
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2021-10-17 7:53:19 PM  
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2021-10-17 7:55:32 PM  

roddikinsathome: TWX: BlackWivesMatter: So [much dipshiattery]...

So what's the acceptable threshold for people dying from a nearly entirely preventable airborne disease?

Numbers not big enough apparently:
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They're using the word "recovered" rather loosely..
 
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