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(CNN)   CNN explores what will happen if Brian Laundrie isn't found soon. Besides giving them more time to keep milking this story for everything it's worth, I mean   (cnn.com) divider line
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2021-10-17 1:38:33 PM  
The woman's death is by no means anything that should be dismissed or forgotten about, but for heaven's sake, aren't there tons of other criminals you can chase, who likely AREN'T alligator food by this point, with the money being spent on this manhunt?
 
2021-10-17 1:58:26 PM  
It's not like he's a missing airplane.
 
2021-10-17 2:00:19 PM  

Kris_Romm: The woman's death is by no means anything that should be dismissed or forgotten about, but for heaven's sake, aren't there tons of other criminals you can chase, who likely AREN'T alligator food by this point, with the money being spent on this manhunt?


You monster: she was WHITE, PRETTY, AND AN INFLUENCER!!!
 
2021-10-17 2:35:03 PM  
CNN: we cannot milk this story anymore. We are losing  viewers doing this missing cute blonde woman influencer story with no closure
 
2021-10-17 2:57:02 PM  

kkinnison: CNN: we cannot milk this story anymore. We are losing  viewers doing this missing cute blonde woman influencer story with no closure


Maybe they can link this story to MH370?
 
2021-10-17 3:12:18 PM  
Is Anna Nicole Smith still dead?
 
2021-10-17 4:39:57 PM  

syrynxx: Is Anna Nicole Smith still dead?


Is her anus still unremarkable?
 
2021-10-17 4:43:54 PM  
They could have Chris Cillizza explain to us why this is bad for Biden
 
2021-10-17 4:44:31 PM  
Laundrie is currently being digested by a large gator.
 
2021-10-17 4:46:04 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Kris_Romm: The woman's death is by no means anything that should be dismissed or forgotten about, but for heaven's sake, aren't there tons of other criminals you can chase, who likely AREN'T alligator food by this point, with the money being spent on this manhunt?

You monster: she was WHITE, PRETTY, AND AN INFLUENCER!!!


Was she an influencer? She wanted to be for sure, but she had less followers than my dog before she went missing.
 
2021-10-17 4:51:00 PM  
In other news 30 people murdered in Detroit, Chicago  and New York
 
2021-10-17 4:53:51 PM  

kkinnison: CNN: we cannot milk this story anymore. We are losing  viewers doing this missing cute blonde woman influencer story with no closure


Maybe they can pay Brian Laundrie to kill again?
 
2021-10-17 4:58:27 PM  

NuclearPenguins: It's not like he's a missing airplane.


maybe he found the airplane, or knows where it is?

how will they know unless they find him?!
 
2021-10-17 4:59:54 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Kris_Romm: The woman's death is by no means anything that should be dismissed or forgotten about, but for heaven's sake, aren't there tons of other criminals you can chase, who likely AREN'T alligator food by this point, with the money being spent on this manhunt?

You monster: she was WHITE, PRETTY, AND AN INFLUENCER!!!


considering the effort expended, I'd say she still is an "influencer"
 
2021-10-17 5:00:14 PM  
He somehow got a seat on MH370.
 
2021-10-17 5:00:25 PM  

ongbok: syrynxx: Is Anna Nicole Smith still dead?

Is her anus still unremarkable?


Oddly, it's gotten more remarkable with the passage of time.
 
2021-10-17 5:02:31 PM  

LarryDan43: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Kris_Romm: The woman's death is by no means anything that should be dismissed or forgotten about, but for heaven's sake, aren't there tons of other criminals you can chase, who likely AREN'T alligator food by this point, with the money being spent on this manhunt?

You monster: she was WHITE, PRETTY, AND AN INFLUENCER!!!

Was she an influencer? She wanted to be for sure, but she had less followers than my dog before she went missing.


well at least 1 fewer, especially when he was out for "walks".

/meaning your dog
 
2021-10-17 5:03:09 PM  
I don't  think he is even in that park/reserve in Floriduh.  And yes, I am to the point I don't  really give a rat's arse about either of them.

\\I watch way too much news...
 
2021-10-17 5:03:10 PM  

barneyrubble: In other news 30 people murdered in Detroit, Chicago  and New York


geez, that Laundrie guy gets around!
 
2021-10-17 5:04:26 PM  
Nobody would care if she wasn't a pretty white girl.
 
2021-10-17 5:06:05 PM  
If he's not found soon there's a risk of more debit card fraud.
 
2021-10-17 5:09:24 PM  
Ask Eric Rudolph.
 
2021-10-17 5:09:44 PM  

syrynxx: Is Anna Nicole Smith still dead?


Ask Generalissimo Francisco Franco, he'd know.
 
2021-10-17 5:09:53 PM  
There's a golden Free Crime tablet somewhere in the reserve.  If he finds it, he can use it for any current or future crime.  He'll be unstoppable.
 
2021-10-17 5:10:58 PM  
Dog th Bounty hunter will get his ankle wrapped and will be back on the case, bro. As long as the grift goes, he'll be on the case.
 
2021-10-17 5:15:05 PM  
If he turns up alive and hijacks an airplane CNN will lose its collective mind
 
2021-10-17 5:17:37 PM  
If they don't find him soon only dried bones that animals scattered will be left.
 
2021-10-17 5:18:41 PM  
It's not like he killed someone
It's not like he drove a spiteful spear into her side
 
2021-10-17 5:20:20 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Kris_Romm: The woman's death is by no means anything that should be dismissed or forgotten about, but for heaven's sake, aren't there tons of other criminals you can chase, who likely AREN'T alligator food by this point, with the money being spent on this manhunt?

You monster: she was WHITE, PRETTY, AND AN INFLUENCER!!!


That is a culture that is catered to.
 
2021-10-17 5:21:43 PM  
We need Robert Stack and Unsolved Mysteries. I swear, whenever they featured a story, within a few weeks they had an update about how minutes after the episode aired, their switchboards lit up with tips that lead to the arrest of the person.

Where is Robert Stack!!!!?
 
2021-10-17 5:22:31 PM  

LarryDan43: Laundrie is currently being digested by a large gator.


Search Crews Continue To Look For Obviously Dead Hikers
Youtube m5ROoNT7-ZI
 
2021-10-17 5:26:11 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Kris_Romm: The woman's death is by no means anything that should be dismissed or forgotten about, but for heaven's sake, aren't there tons of other criminals you can chase, who likely AREN'T alligator food by this point, with the money being spent on this manhunt?

You monster: she was WHITE, PRETTY, AND AN INFLUENCER!!!


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/finally saw the damn movie, up to this scene. Had nothing better to do on my plane ride today. Landed not long after he danced on scene. Had to stop after the gunshot. Maybe ill finish it. Shrug.
 
2021-10-17 5:27:15 PM  

LarryDan43: Laundrie is currently being digested by a large gator.


He was never in that swamp
 
2021-10-17 5:29:09 PM  

Petey4335: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Kris_Romm: The woman's death is by no means anything that should be dismissed or forgotten about, but for heaven's sake, aren't there tons of other criminals you can chase, who likely AREN'T alligator food by this point, with the money being spent on this manhunt?

You monster: she was WHITE, PRETTY, AND AN INFLUENCER!!!

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/finally saw the damn movie, up to this scene. Had nothing better to do on my plane ride today. Landed not long after he danced on scene. Had to stop after the gunshot. Maybe ill finish it. Shrug.


I found the movie interesting but it feels like it was written by an incel.
 
2021-10-17 5:32:03 PM  
He's not in that swamp.  His parents told the police, "He said he was going hiking and he liked to hike there."

Plausible bullshiat.

He's comfortably in someplace like Mexico by now.
 
2021-10-17 5:32:07 PM  
He was never in that preserve. If he was, he went there to die, not to live. Living in a Florida swamp without proper shelter would be worse than prison.
 
2021-10-17 5:32:32 PM  

barneyrubble: In other news 30 people murdered in Detroit, Chicago  and New York


But they were all solved quickly and obviously.
 
2021-10-17 5:33:26 PM  

LarryDan43: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Kris_Romm: The woman's death is by no means anything that should be dismissed or forgotten about, but for heaven's sake, aren't there tons of other criminals you can chase, who likely AREN'T alligator food by this point, with the money being spent on this manhunt?

You monster: she was WHITE, PRETTY, AND AN INFLUENCER!!!

Was she an influencer? She wanted to be for sure, but she had less followers than my dog before she went missing.


Is there a minimum to qualify?

"...but you fark one sheep!"
 
2021-10-17 5:33:47 PM  

FloriduhGuy: He was never in that preserve. If he was, he went there to die, not to live. Living in Florida without proper shelter would be worse than prison.


ftfy
 
2021-10-17 5:34:04 PM  
Mosquitoes the size of cats
 
2021-10-17 5:35:28 PM  
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2021-10-17 5:36:19 PM  

LarryDan43: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: Kris_Romm: The woman's death is by no means anything that should be dismissed or forgotten about, but for heaven's sake, aren't there tons of other criminals you can chase, who likely AREN'T alligator food by this point, with the money being spent on this manhunt?

You monster: she was WHITE, PRETTY, AND AN INFLUENCER!!!

Was she an influencer? She wanted to be for sure, but she had less followers than my dog before she went missing.


Omg your dog is missing?

Is she pretty and blonde? If so, CNN will be all over the story.
 
2021-10-17 5:37:17 PM  
I wouldn't know anything about this, if it wasn't for Fark.
 
2021-10-17 5:40:16 PM  
His parents lied, I'm guessing.
 
2021-10-17 5:58:18 PM  
The Value of Missing White Women - Patrice Lumumba O'Neal
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2021-10-17 5:59:31 PM  

LarryDan43: Laundrie is currently being digested by a large gator in Barbados sipping a Pina Colada.

 
2021-10-17 6:04:12 PM  
I love* how the modern news cycle treats every "big" occurrence as if it is the first time it has ever happened, and since people often have the attention span of a gnat they'll consume the media wholeheartedly until the next outrage comes up on their radar.

*By "love" I mean silently weeping on the inside
 
2021-10-17 6:11:34 PM  

derpes_simplex: They could have Chris Cillizza explain to us why this is bad for Biden


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2021-10-17 6:13:14 PM  

Kris_Romm: The woman's death is by no means anything that should be dismissed or forgotten about, but for heaven's sake, aren't there tons of other criminals you can chase, who likely AREN'T alligator food by this point, with the money being spent on this manhunt?


You have no understanding of TV ratings and advertising dollars, you monster.
 
2021-10-17 6:14:40 PM  

the voice of raisin: NuclearPenguins: It's not like he's a missing airplane.

maybe he found the airplane, or knows where it is?

how will they know unless they find him?!


But they were already dead!
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