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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)   The Round of 8 begins, and NASCAR certainly is showing favoritism with the pole award, especially in Texas. It's the EchoPark Automotive 500, live at 2 PM Eastern on NBC   (jayski.com) divider line
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2021-10-17 12:00:10 PM  
Well, it's math, but sure go with that.

That being said, I would certainly enjoy a very early exit for the #5.

Oh and #2 and #22.
 
2021-10-17 1:40:14 PM  
Im watching the Bears/Packers game, so I will be checking in as the game warrants.  In the mean time, I'll put up the Wave motion engine, and the missile batteries for whom ever needs them for their idols and clownshoes.

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2021-10-17 1:58:45 PM  
heading into the race (and the round):

Larson 4065
Denny 4030
Truex 4029
Blaney 4024
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Shrub 4023
Chase 4022
Jowy 4013
Horsie 4008

Playoff points no longer accrue or apply going forward.
 
2021-10-17 2:07:09 PM  
Xfinity was way too clean, we're due for clownshoes
 
2021-10-17 2:08:20 PM  
If anyone wants entertainment you should go to the Dolphins subreddit. They're imploding after losing to the Jags lmao.
 
2021-10-17 2:11:27 PM  
I've been out of the voodoo idol game for quite a while. But this Larson fella? He tasks me. I couldn't find his current car, but I found this one on clearance.

MECHAGODZILLA FROWNS ON YOUR SHENANIGANS, KYLE!
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2021-10-17 2:18:01 PM  

Warmachine999: Im watching the Bears/Packers game, so I will be checking in as the game warrants.  In the mean time, I'll put up the Wave motion engine, and the missile batteries for whom ever needs them for their idols and clownshoes.

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What are those first two images from?  I feel like I want to watch that movie.
 
2021-10-17 2:18:39 PM  
I just woke up.  What did I miss?
 
2021-10-17 2:20:40 PM  

foo monkey: I just woke up.  What did I miss?


The jags won a football game
 
2021-10-17 2:20:54 PM  
Missed the beginning because I got so into the  CSB Sunday thread about first date stories that I lost track of time.
 
2021-10-17 2:21:09 PM  

foo monkey: I just woke up.  What did I miss?


Larson is have radio problems, thusly thwarting his ability to use racial epithets.
 
2021-10-17 2:21:14 PM  

foo monkey: Warmachine999: Im watching the Bears/Packers game, so I will be checking in as the game warrants.  In the mean time, I'll put up the Wave motion engine, and the missile batteries for whom ever needs them for their idols and clownshoes.

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What are those first two images from?  I feel like I want to watch that movie.


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If you watch the movie with the Japanese language and English subtitles, its one movie.  English language, different movie.  Both fit the scene.
 
2021-10-17 2:21:51 PM  
Dear Lord Baby Jesus please smite every chase car except Blaney's
 
2021-10-17 2:28:02 PM  
Heh. Suck it KyBu
 
2021-10-17 2:28:30 PM  
Idol strike!
 
2021-10-17 2:28:49 PM  
Bubba nooo
 
2021-10-17 2:29:00 PM  
That was not the smiting I requested
 
2021-10-17 2:30:03 PM  
What happened?? I just got back from starting laundry and suddenly cars wrecking
 
2021-10-17 2:30:09 PM  

Fireproof: Idol strike!


NOT THE CURRENT 42 YOU CLOWN! BAD MECHAGODZILLA! BAD!
 
2021-10-17 2:30:24 PM  
Annnnnnnnnnnnnd....CLOWNSHOES.

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2021-10-17 2:30:52 PM  
Looks like the 48 plowed him. Maybe?
 
2021-10-17 2:31:08 PM  
Nope I was wrong
 
2021-10-17 2:31:25 PM  

turbokat: Fireproof: Idol strike!

NOT THE CURRENT 42 YOU CLOWN! BAD MECHAGODZILLA! BAD!


That post was in reference to the 18 getting a pit penalty.
 
2021-10-17 2:32:04 PM  
Ohhh Bubba just lost it. That sucks :(
 
2021-10-17 2:32:32 PM  

Fireproof: turbokat: Fireproof: Idol strike!

NOT THE CURRENT 42 YOU CLOWN! BAD MECHAGODZILLA! BAD!

That post was in reference to the 18 getting a pit penalty.


My mistake. The current 42 was caught up in this mess.
 
2021-10-17 2:33:54 PM  

FiendishFellow05: Annnnnnnnnnnnnd....CLOWNSHOES.

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2021-10-17 2:33:59 PM  

Snaps: Xfinity was way too clean, we're due for clownshoes


Hey, Wizard!
 
2021-10-17 2:35:57 PM  

Snaps: foo monkey: I just woke up.  What did I miss?

The jags won a football game


when I saw that score flash on the screen, I walked outside expecting to see fireballs shooting from the sky or some kind of rapture happening. nothing happening yet but the day's still young. perhaps it takes the universe a few hours to process these sorts of events.

anyway today is the first Sunday I've had off in a few months. once I'm finished cleaning stuff in the basement, I'm going to drink beer and watch the end of the race and some football. and if something crazy happens where the world ends or Cody Ware wins, it was good chatting with y'all
 
2021-10-17 2:36:29 PM  
Looks like the 18's team is charged with repairs. Too bad it wasn't terminal for the car.

I better stop. I don't want everyone to get Rowdy with me.
 
2021-10-17 2:38:16 PM  

downstairs: Snaps: Xfinity was way too clean, we're due for clownshoes

Hey, Wizard!


I'm sad Bubba was the genesis of that one but hopefully it's a sign of things to come for the 5
 
2021-10-17 2:42:57 PM  
Maybe they should apply some more stickum to the track.
 
2021-10-17 2:53:19 PM  
Take each other out
 
2021-10-17 3:00:23 PM  
Poor Bubba.
 
2021-10-17 3:01:27 PM  
:( I wanna hug Bubba
 
2021-10-17 3:02:09 PM  

Fireproof: Poor Bubba.


That's a humbled man right there. That's why I root for him every week. He's honest.
 
2021-10-17 3:08:06 PM  

Snaps: foo monkey: I just woke up.  What did I miss?

The jags won a football game


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2021-10-17 3:12:55 PM  
The 18 really charged to the front.
 
2021-10-17 3:14:04 PM  

turbokat: Fireproof: Poor Bubba.

That's a humbled man right there. That's why I root for him every week. He's honest.


Yeah, anyone else would have either blamed someone else or the car.
 
2021-10-17 3:14:17 PM  

turbokat: The 18 really charged to the front.


Boooo
 
2021-10-17 3:18:15 PM  
NBC literally showed 10th for less than a second..

anyhow, after s1:

Larson 4073
Denny 4034
Shrub 4033
Blaney 4033
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Truex 4029
Chase 4025
Jowy 4013
Horsie 4009
 
2021-10-17 3:23:07 PM  
Clash of the cover bands? Seems right that Adam Lambert is a judge considering he's in a high profile Queen cover band.

Oh I said it.
 
2021-10-17 3:25:24 PM  
Nuke the top 3 please
 
2021-10-17 3:28:13 PM  

Snaps: Nuke the top 3 please


I'm good with that
 
2021-10-17 3:29:07 PM  
I'm ACTUALLY ON THE FANTASY BOARD!

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2021-10-17 3:29:50 PM  

Fireproof: I'm ACTUALLY ON THE FANTASY BOARD!

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...aaand it's gone.
 
2021-10-17 3:30:42 PM  

Snaps: Nuke the top 3 please


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2021-10-17 3:39:53 PM  
Anyone else having trouble staying awake for this one?
 
2021-10-17 3:44:58 PM  
Heheheheheh
 
2021-10-17 3:45:58 PM  

turbokat: Anyone else having trouble staying awake for this one?


I'm baking cookies I'd probably be napping
 
2021-10-17 3:51:19 PM  

QueenMamaBee: turbokat: Anyone else having trouble staying awake for this one?

I'm baking cookies I'd probably be napping


I'm reading that aforementioned killer CSB thread and Mrs. F is selling old Beanie Babies on eBay. We might turn iff the TV and go to a pumpkin patch soon.
 
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