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(The Takeout)   If you're gonna fake it might as well make it taste like chocolate   (thetakeout.com) divider line
    More: Obvious, Chocolate, Blood, Common carotid artery, Chocolate milk, fake blood, toddlers, Color, unexpected added benefit  
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671 clicks; posted to Food » on 17 Oct 2021 at 3:26 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-10-17 12:57:50 PM  
Count Chocula approves
 
2021-10-17 3:05:20 PM  
For Halloween use as teens, we made it with corn syrup, red food coloring and non dairy creamer. Very realistic, but sticky and tough to clean off of your skin or clothes. Don't get any on the carpet!
 
2021-10-17 3:41:58 PM  
Some black and white movies and tv shows used Hershey's chocolate syrup straight up for blood. It has the right viscosity.
 
2021-10-17 3:47:03 PM  

lindalouwho: Some black and white movies and tv shows used Hershey's chocolate syrup straight up for blood. It has the right viscosity.


In Day of the Dead, Romero used ham and chocolate syrup for the flesh the zombies were eating.
 
2021-10-17 3:55:30 PM  
Interesting recipe. Might take a stab at it.
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2021-10-17 4:04:11 PM  

Jake Havechek: lindalouwho: Some black and white movies and tv shows used Hershey's chocolate syrup straight up for blood. It has the right viscosity.

In Day of the Dead, Romero used ham and chocolate syrup for the flesh the zombies were eating.


Ha! Makes sense to me.
One of Romero's first jobs back when he was making commercials was one he made here in Pittsburgh about a forthcoming Mr. Roger's episode where Fred gets his tonsils taken out.
 
151 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2021-10-17 4:10:26 PM  
I swear to God I read "fake it" in the headline as "fart", and I had some questions.
 
2021-10-17 4:18:45 PM  
When I worked at a haunted house, I was told to always add a drop or two of blue otherwise it would look too fake, as the red was always too bright. I guess the cocoa powder in this serves the same purpose.
 
2021-10-17 4:28:16 PM  

151: I swear to God I read "fake it" in the headline as "fart", and I had some questions.


hot-misreading stuff on fark is one of my favorite new/ancient hobbies, almost never fails to disappoint!
 
2021-10-17 4:29:14 PM  
Sure, make people think blood tastes like chocolate. Absolutely nothing could go wrong there.
 
151 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2021-10-17 5:03:02 PM  

ImpendingCynic: Sure, make people think blood tastes like chocolate. Absolutely nothing could go wrong there.


Better than making people think your pee tastes like birthday cake
 
2021-10-17 5:46:58 PM  

ImpendingCynic: Sure, make people think blood tastes like chocolate. Absolutely nothing could go wrong there.


What wrong with higher black pudding sales?
 
2021-10-17 6:07:48 PM  

I May Be Crazy But...: ImpendingCynic: Sure, make people think blood tastes like chocolate. Absolutely nothing could go wrong there.

What wrong with higher black pudding sales?


depends on if you put all your chips on red or black?

/still white pudding ftmfw
 
2021-10-17 6:49:19 PM  
You've been puttin fake blood on sundaes?
Sifl and Olly - Video to "Fake Blood"
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2021-10-17 6:55:04 PM  

lindalouwho: Some black and white movies and tv shows used Hershey's chocolate syrup straight up for blood. It has the right viscosity.


Wasn't psycho chocolate syrup?
 
2021-10-17 7:49:32 PM  

Axeofjudgement: lindalouwho: Some black and white movies and tv shows used Hershey's chocolate syrup straight up for blood. It has the right viscosity.

Wasn't psycho chocolate syrup?


Yes, it was.
 
2021-10-17 8:20:59 PM  

lindalouwho: Axeofjudgement: lindalouwho: Some black and white movies and tv shows used Hershey's chocolate syrup straight up for blood. It has the right viscosity.

Wasn't psycho chocolate syrup?

Yes, it was.


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