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680 clicks; posted to Food » on 17 Oct 2021 at 11:14 AM (5 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-10-17 8:54:23 AM  
Put out a fire?
 
2021-10-17 9:15:54 AM  
Cure cirrhosis?
 
2021-10-17 9:55:39 AM  
Sober me up?
 
2021-10-17 11:06:30 AM  
Cure a headache?
 
2021-10-17 11:22:15 AM  
Pick my kid up from school?
 
2021-10-17 11:44:46 AM  
Save my marriage?
 
2021-10-17 12:01:32 PM  

ImOscar: Pick my kid up from school?


Legally.
 
2021-10-17 12:20:11 PM  
Is it really vodak if it isn't made from grains?

/should be made from potatoes
//but that's American vodak for you
///I think this is supposed to be hyperdistilled brandy, but I could be wrong with the difference between vodak and pot distilling.
 
2021-10-17 12:46:14 PM  
Stop calling me?
 
2021-10-17 12:47:23 PM  
Make a proper martini?
 
2021-10-17 1:46:58 PM  
Painlessly clean out a cut
 
2021-10-17 2:02:05 PM  
Keep my liver from failing?
 
2021-10-17 2:35:41 PM  
Bring her back to life?
 
2021-10-17 3:13:49 PM  
It can't touch this:

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But it can:


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2021-10-17 3:17:50 PM  

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: Make a proper martini?


=CLICK= and the lights are off.

Boosting Pennsylvania, I recommend Bluecoat gin.  Lovely stuff.
 
2021-10-17 3:44:34 PM  

ElPrimitivo: But it can:

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the hell wastes precious vodka like that!
 
2021-10-17 4:00:18 PM  
I'm unimpressed. They should be making Pisco.
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2021-10-17 7:36:33 PM  
Be gin?
Or grappa?
 
2021-10-17 11:16:49 PM  
Jello shots are awesome.
I tried adding vodka to Jello instant pudding once; that was a total hot mess.
 
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