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(SoraNews24)   Don't know where you want to go on vacation? Let the vending machine decide   (soranews24.com) divider line
    More: Weird, Japan, Prefectures of Japan, intrepid reporter Mr Sato, Tokyo, Ōita Prefecture, Mr Sato, Kansai International Airport, Kyūshū  
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2021-10-17 6:54:17 AM  
Heh, this one cracked me up when I saw it at work.

They kept calling it a "gumball machine" presumably because they didn't want to try to get the anchors to say "gachapon".
 
2021-10-17 8:26:44 AM  
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2021-10-17 8:32:29 AM  
"Somalia?!"
 
2021-10-17 8:38:51 AM  
Third guy who tried it got something else entirely,

Guess this one means You're going "downtown"?

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2021-10-17 8:45:38 AM  
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I already decided.  Took that yesterday.  Spending a week with my brother Ranger Smith at Jellystone.  He lives in the park year-round.  After picking me up at Bozeman airport, he did half his winter shopping at Costco.  When he drops me off next weekend, he'll do the other half.  Because once the snow hits hard, if he has to go anywhere it's a 30 mile trip by snowmobile to get to his 4WD SUV, and another 40 miles to the closest store.

In the mean time, though, I get the tour from an insider.
 
2021-10-17 8:47:02 AM  
Congratulations! You're heading off to Ohio!
 
2021-10-17 8:50:28 AM  

Not Y3K Compliant: Congratulations! You're heading off to Ohio!


I get that reference. And it's true.

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2021-10-17 8:53:21 AM  
So random people traveling to random places because Fack you thats why??
This vending machine pleases Coronavirus.
 
2021-10-17 8:56:47 AM  
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I tried the machine and got one of these.  Should I be nervous?
 
2021-10-17 9:04:47 AM  
Congratulations!  You're heading to...
おめでとうございます!あなたの行先は...
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...DISPUTED TERRITORY!
...係争中の領土 !
 
2021-10-17 9:45:21 AM  
So they're all just traveling within Japan? That's kinda lame.
They should throw in a few to Afghanistan or Baghdad just for the lulz.
 
2021-10-17 10:13:19 PM  
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There are some who would call me....   Tim.
 
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