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2021-10-17 5:29:56 AM  
In other EPL news, "Real Madridwill offer midfielder Eden Hazard, 30, and money for Liverpool's Egypt forward Mohamed Salah, 29", according to the Beeb and other sources. That reminds me of the time when I was nine years old when a friend of mine offered me an empty Toblerone tube and five pence for my GI Joe's working bazooka that shot actual shells.
 
2021-10-17 8:39:36 AM  
Heh, if Salah wants to go he'll go of course, but there's not a lot of "on the pitch" reasons for it.
 
2021-10-17 8:54:31 AM  
Afternoon
 
2021-10-17 8:57:52 AM  

Pista: Afternoon


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2021-10-17 9:00:19 AM  
As a Palace fan I resent the fact that Townsend is scoring every week for Neverton
 
2021-10-17 9:11:10 AM  
Good jorb getting booked for simulation, Antonio.  My fantasy team continues to spiral.
 
2021-10-17 9:11:21 AM  
A yellow card for a dive?
Make sure this ref calls the next ManU game.
Ronaldo will keep him busy.
 
2021-10-17 9:11:40 AM  
The Toffees look like they are still trying to wake up.
 
2021-10-17 9:17:33 AM  
Only took 17' for Everton to have some kind of attack.
 
2021-10-17 9:19:47 AM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: A yellow card for a dive?
Make sure this ref calls the next ManU game.
Ronaldo will keep him busy.


Actually, he would only do it twice for Ronaldo.  But, giving a yellow to Ronaldo for simulation is like an NBA ref calling traveling.
 
2021-10-17 9:34:36 AM  
Offside for you
 
2021-10-17 9:43:10 AM  
Antoniooney
 
2021-10-17 9:43:48 AM  
Are the crowd all reading books or something?
Of has the TV company forgotten to bring the gain slider up on the mixing desk?
It is silent at Goodison
 
2021-10-17 9:47:29 AM  
Disappointment feels like an understatement describing that half.
 
2021-10-17 10:00:17 AM  
Morning all.  Slowly returning to function after Beerfest yesterday
 
2021-10-17 10:05:49 AM  

Deathbymeteor: Morning all.  Slowly returning to function after Beerfest yesterday


You and everyone wearing blue in Merseyside, apparently.
 
2021-10-17 10:07:24 AM  

Deathbymeteor: Morning all.  Slowly returning to function after Beerfest yesterday


LET US KNOW IF WE ARE TOO LOUD FOR YOU THIS MORNING.
 
2021-10-17 10:07:57 AM  

nursetim: Chimpy McSquirrel: A yellow card for a dive?
Make sure this ref calls the next ManU game.
Ronaldo will keep him busy.

Actually, he would only do it twice for Ronaldo.  But, giving a yellow to Ronaldo for simulation is like an NBA ref calling traveling.


::chuckles in LeBron::
 
2021-10-17 10:09:26 AM  
Fabianski was praying that would go wide.
 
2021-10-17 10:10:11 AM  

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: nursetim: Chimpy McSquirrel: A yellow card for a dive?
Make sure this ref calls the next ManU game.
Ronaldo will keep him busy.

Actually, he would only do it twice for Ronaldo.  But, giving a yellow to Ronaldo for simulation is like an NBA ref calling traveling.

::chuckles in LeBron::


ROFLOL in James Harden.
 
2021-10-17 10:11:58 AM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: EqualOpportunityEnslaver: nursetim: Chimpy McSquirrel: A yellow card for a dive?
Make sure this ref calls the next ManU game.
Ronaldo will keep him busy.

Actually, he would only do it twice for Ronaldo.  But, giving a yellow to Ronaldo for simulation is like an NBA ref calling traveling.

::chuckles in LeBron::

ROFLOL in James Harden.


Equally valid. I love how the two of them apply their travels differently - Harden takes 6 steps shuffling around to shoot his step-back jumper, while James goes end to end for a dunk with a single dribble lol
 
2021-10-17 10:19:03 AM  
While this match is boring, at least it's not seemingly taking forever to play out.
 
2021-10-17 10:19:09 AM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Deathbymeteor: Morning all.  Slowly returning to function after Beerfest yesterday

LET US KNOW IF WE ARE TOO LOUD FOR YOU THIS MORNING.


Haha.

Weirdly, I've never had a hangover with a headache bad enough that loud noises became an issue (more than they already are naturally), but the farking dry mouth.  That's the part that takes forever to go away, even if I try to mitigate it early.
 
2021-10-17 10:20:01 AM  
Everton & Wet Spam fans right now
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2021-10-17 10:24:50 AM  
On the plus side, at least it's not BAD boring football, just a stalemate.
 
2021-10-17 10:24:58 AM  
I finally pay attention to this match, look at the line-ups, and suddenly realize that I may have made the right call with regards to calling for a draw.
 
2021-10-17 10:25:10 AM  
Newcastle fans seem to be playing dress up today
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2021-10-17 10:28:14 AM  
It'd be funny if the new owners banned beer from the stadium.

They won't, but it'd be funny.
 
2021-10-17 10:30:40 AM  
Finally
 
2021-10-17 10:30:53 AM  
Ogbonna!!
 
2021-10-17 10:30:55 AM  

Cyrene Valantion: It'd be funny if the new owners banned beer from the stadium.

They won't, but it'd be funny.


It'd be hilarious, right up until the first fire broke out
 
2021-10-17 10:31:42 AM  
And there is a bit of excitement in the game with the Hammers taking the lead.
 
2021-10-17 10:31:56 AM  
West of Ham take the lead.
Ogbanna with the glancing header at the near post.
0-1
 
2021-10-17 10:33:40 AM  
Soucek takes incidental studs to the face, and that'll ruin his weekend
 
2021-10-17 10:34:24 AM  
Ouch.  A stud to Soucek's cheek?
 
2021-10-17 10:35:15 AM  
Interesting choice to not sub Soucek off immediately.
 
2021-10-17 10:36:21 AM  

harleyquinnical: Interesting choice to not sub Soucek off immediately.


Agreed. I'm curious if that was his "call" or the manager's
 
2021-10-17 10:37:52 AM  
Studs to the face, and no whistle... interesting.
 
2021-10-17 10:40:41 AM  
Soucek's not coming back.
They're busy putting his teeth back in
 
2021-10-17 10:43:08 AM  

Pista: Soucek's not coming back.
They're busy putting his teeth back in


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Soucek being told the dentist is on his way.
 
2021-10-17 10:43:51 AM  

HugeMistake: In other EPL news, "Real Madridwill offer midfielder Eden Hazard, 30, and money for Liverpool's Egypt forward Mohamed Salah, 29", according to the Beeb and other sources. That reminds me of the time when I was nine years old when a friend of mine offered me an empty Toblerone tube and five pence for my GI Joe's working bazooka that shot actual shells.


Short answer: No.

Long answer: F*ck no.
 
2021-10-17 10:46:16 AM  
Steady stream of Neverton fans making their way to the exits
 
2021-10-17 10:47:37 AM  

desertgeek: HugeMistake: In other EPL news, "Real Madridwill offer midfielder Eden Hazard, 30, and money for Liverpool's Egypt forward Mohamed Salah, 29", according to the Beeb and other sources. That reminds me of the time when I was nine years old when a friend of mine offered me an empty Toblerone tube and five pence for my GI Joe's working bazooka that shot actual shells.

Short answer: No.

Long answer: F*ck no.


Hazard, and cash, for the Salad Shooter? No dice. Come back to them when you offer up about 100 million as a transfer fee, for starters. Ain't no way Salah is being sent elsewhere for anything less than the price of the whole farm.
 
2021-10-17 10:48:52 AM  
I'm surprised that was kept in.  West Ham throwing every body in front of every shot.
 
2021-10-17 10:51:33 AM  

ClavellBCMI: Hazard, and cash, for the Salad Shooter? No dice. Come back to them when you offer up about 100 million as a transfer fee, for starters. Ain't no way Salah is being sent elsewhere for anything less than the price of the whole farm.


Salah's transfer value is at least equal to the amount of debt Barcelona has.
 
2021-10-17 10:52:06 AM  

desertgeek: ClavellBCMI: Hazard, and cash, for the Salad Shooter? No dice. Come back to them when you offer up about 100 million as a transfer fee, for starters. Ain't no way Salah is being sent elsewhere for anything less than the price of the whole farm.

Salah's transfer value is at least equal to the amount of debt Barcelona has.


Agreed.
 
2021-10-17 10:52:09 AM  
Ref giving Everton one last chance with this corner.
 
2021-10-17 10:52:55 AM  
And that is it.  Hammers win on the road in Goodison Park.
 
2021-10-17 10:52:55 AM  
I don't know why Everton fans are sad. It's David Moyes defeating Rafa Benítez. They should be happy.
 
2021-10-17 10:53:44 AM  
As Wet Spam takes over Neverton's spot on the table...
 
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