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2021-10-17 2:16:59 AM  
TIL younger Mark Davis was a Browns fan

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2021-10-17 2:18:37 AM  
Nice headline. But you know what would make it better? Dolphins and Jaguars. That would make it perfect.
 
2021-10-17 2:24:31 AM  
Even London doesn't deserves imports from Florida.
 
2021-10-17 3:17:45 AM  

Tanqueray: Even London doesn't deserves imports from Florida.


Payback for 1812.
 
2021-10-17 4:11:27 AM  

Tanqueray: Even London doesn't deserves imports from Florida.


A 1-4 team playing an 0-5 team.  We sent them our barrel dregs.  Sorry chaps.
 
2021-10-17 6:16:43 AM  

Miss Stein: Tanqueray: Even London doesn't deserves imports from Florida.

A 1-4 team playing an 0-5 team.  We sent them our barrel dregs.  Sorry chaps.


I'm sure they are blaming the right person for that.

Omar.
 
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2021-10-17 8:55:33 AM  
Assuming burrow walks off the field after the game, the Lions will not win
 
2021-10-17 9:01:37 AM  
Cowboys should destroy the Pats today. That offense is just on fire. Hoping they can keep it close like the TB game, but I think Dallas is for real this year.

Upset of the week might be Bears over Packers. If they can get good field position with their defense shutting down Aaron and no mistakes from Field against the shiatty defense? They might just do it and get their season back.
 
2021-10-17 9:05:30 AM  
What's the over under for the Chiefs destroying WFT? 50? 60?
 
2021-10-17 9:05:54 AM  

Tanqueray: Even London doesn't deserves imports from Florida.


Hey at least we didn't send them Florida man.
 
2021-10-17 9:08:02 AM  
Is Urban going to bother flying back to the States?
 
2021-10-17 9:17:24 AM  

burber: What's the over under for the Chiefs destroying WFT? 50? 60?


Chiefs haven't blown anyone out. Their defense would let UCONN score 28.
 
2021-10-17 9:19:04 AM  

tricycleracer: Is Urban going to bother flying back to the States?


He will just get a lap dancer and motorboat home
 
2021-10-17 9:19:30 AM  

burber: What's the over under for the Chiefs destroying WFT? 50? 60?


The Chiefs ain't really all that this year.
 
2021-10-17 9:20:17 AM  
I have my coffee and my bagel, and I'm ready to be disappointed.  And yes, I know it's the Jags.

/save us Tua
//please?
 
2021-10-17 9:25:40 AM  
 
2021-10-17 9:28:50 AM  
"Two different types of desperation".  Thanks, announcers.
 
2021-10-17 9:31:59 AM  

UNC_Samurai: The Gruden story keeps getting worse for the league.

The league knew about the Jon Gruden emails no later than June 2021; by waiting to bring the situation to a head in early October, the NFL undermined the Raiders' competitive interests and compromised the integrity of the entire season.


The league probably told WFT (if they didn't already know the content of those e-mails), hence WFT rushing to put together a Pride Night Out in September.
 
2021-10-17 9:32:51 AM  
Something about the Jaguar mascot holding the flag kinda distracts from the anthem.
 
2021-10-17 9:34:07 AM  
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2021-10-17 9:34:34 AM  
The Jags mascot looks like a stuffed animal that's been repeatedly strangled by a small child.
 
2021-10-17 9:34:40 AM  
Shut up Corden.
 
2021-10-17 9:35:55 AM  
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2021-10-17 9:36:27 AM  
Does a fan on the field count as clownshoes?
 
2021-10-17 9:36:56 AM  

natural316: [Fark user image 425x614]


Something by Toby Keith, I assume?
 
2021-10-17 9:37:57 AM  
Coffee ✅
Cheerios ✅
2 hard boiled eggs ✅
Football? ✅?
 
2021-10-17 9:38:03 AM  
Look, the fan might be a better receiver than DeVante Parker, give him a chance.
 
2021-10-17 9:38:44 AM  

ariseatex: Does a fan on the field count as clownshoes?


I believe the British version would be jestersocks.
 
2021-10-17 9:40:07 AM  

UNC_Samurai: ariseatex: Does a fan on the field count as clownshoes?

I believe the British version would be jestersocks.


Is there a British version for every level?  Field on Fire?  Fractal Busey?  Blue Horse Anus?
 
2021-10-17 9:41:03 AM  
All right, I'm up, I'm up, I'm here, everything is fine, DUUUVAAAAAALLLLL
 
2021-10-17 9:41:13 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Tanqueray: Even London doesn't deserves imports from Florida.

Payback for 1812.


Can the Brits come back and burn down Dan Synder's mansion?
 
2021-10-17 9:41:43 AM  

ariseatex: UNC_Samurai: ariseatex: Does a fan on the field count as clownshoes?

I believe the British version would be jestersocks.

Is there a British version for every level?  Field on Fire?  Fractal Busey?  Blue Horse Anus?


The British Fractal Busey should be a pic of the Queen with lasers coming out of her eyes.
 
2021-10-17 9:42:26 AM  
Good gods Miami is BAD.

HAPPY FOOTBALL.
 
2021-10-17 9:42:34 AM  

Miss Stein: Tanqueray: Even London doesn't deserves imports from Florida.

A 1-4 team playing an 0-5 team.  We sent them our barrel dregs.  Sorry chaps.


Labour will blame Brexit.
 
2021-10-17 9:43:44 AM  
Tua, friendly reminder that we don't have a functional O-line.
 
2021-10-17 9:43:59 AM  
Goddammit, we're gonna get slaughtered by Miami. MIAMI.
 
2021-10-17 9:44:23 AM  
Miami TE was so busy jawing at Jax, Tua had to drag him into the huddle.
 
2021-10-17 9:44:31 AM  

Galileo's Daughter: Tua, friendly reminder that we don't have a functional O-line.


It's ok.  The Oline matches his hips.
 
2021-10-17 9:45:22 AM  
FEED GESICKI!
 
2021-10-17 9:45:39 AM  

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I for one am happy our national anthem isn't about God saving some icy biatch.
 
2021-10-17 9:45:49 AM  

Bunny Deville: All right, I'm up, I'm up, I'm here, everything is fine, DUUUVAAAAAALLLLL


Every time I see DUUUVAAAAAALLLLL I think LEEEEEROOOOOOY JEEEENKIIIIIIINS.
 
2021-10-17 9:46:13 AM  

Bunny Deville: Goddammit, we're gonna get slaughtered by Miami. MIAMI.


*side eye*
 
2021-10-17 9:47:13 AM  
TD MIAMI!
 
2021-10-17 9:47:17 AM  
This game doesn't deserve Kevin Harlan
 
2021-10-17 9:47:24 AM  

Galileo's Daughter: Bunny Deville: Goddammit, we're gonna get slaughtered by Miami. MIAMI.

*side eye*


But I'm happy to see Tua doing so well!

Oh lord, a Miami TD.
 
2021-10-17 9:48:20 AM  

ariseatex: TD MIAMI!


Tubbs and Crockett are on the case.
 
2021-10-17 9:48:22 AM  
Offense is so much more fluid with Tua. God, Brissett sucked.
 
2021-10-17 9:49:28 AM  
Miami does football, 7-0 to start.
 
2021-10-17 9:49:44 AM  
If all the bumpers are 80s British music all be happy.
 
2021-10-17 9:50:21 AM  

burber: What's the over under for the Chiefs destroying WFT? 50? 60?


54 last I heard. I'd go with the over. The two worst defenses in the league, both allowing over 30 per game.
 
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