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(Sports Illustrated)   University of Tennessee QB auditions go poorly   (si.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, American football, Volunteers quarterback Hendon Hooker, Lane Kiffin, Ole Miss-Tennessee, head coach, golf balls, lengthy delay, Neyland Stadium  
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2021-10-17 7:16:18 AM  
Who brings golf balls to a football game?
 
2021-10-17 7:27:25 AM  
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2021-10-17 7:56:58 AM  
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2021-10-17 8:26:44 AM  

Bowen: It all started with Volunteers quarterback...

Well there's your problem. What you need is a paid professional.


College athletes are one step above slaves honestly
 
2021-10-17 8:39:24 AM  
I see they have never seen a Concacaf game. Bottles, beer, bags of pee, who knows what else...
 
2021-10-17 8:42:54 AM  

Diamond Joe Biden: I see they have never seen a Concacaf game. Bottles, beer, bags of pee, who knows what else...


Sounds like a truck stop. Filthy breed.
 
2021-10-17 9:04:17 AM  
As someone who lives in Tennessee, I can attest that you will some of the most classless obese MOFO hay shakers to ever walk the earth.
 
2021-10-17 9:05:37 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Who brings golf balls to a football game?


The same kind of people who bring batteries to an Eagles game.
 
2021-10-17 9:21:57 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Who brings golf balls to a football game?


Someone who hates Lane Kiffin apparently. That was before the trash thrown over the 4th down spot. More interested in who brings a full bottle of mustard to a game?
 
2021-10-17 9:38:57 AM  
You could blame this on the SEC now allowing alcohol but I only see Miller Lite and Mich Ultra. It'd be easier to get drunk off the Dissani.
 
2021-10-17 10:16:24 AM  
The real Tennessee quarterback failed the audition by failing to throw on that final play.  Give your receiver a 1 in a million chance to make a catch.  It's better than your chances of running it in.
 
2021-10-17 10:22:52 AM  
SEC Shorts - How Tennessee recruits quarterbacks
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2021-10-17 10:39:31 AM  

UNC_Samurai: [YouTube video: SEC Shorts - How Tennessee recruits quarterbacks]


SEC Shorts is the best sports skit show.  Always funny.
 
2021-10-17 10:48:47 AM  
I've been reading that Ole Miss fans were the ones throwing debris at the band and cheerleaders.
 
2021-10-17 10:50:58 AM  

lifeslammer: Bowen: It all started with Volunteers quarterback...

Well there's your problem. What you need is a paid professional.

College athletes are one step above slaves honestly


Eh, not anymore.  Now they are allowed to legally get a bag drop.  The Bama QB reportedly has over a million dollar deals from the NLI thing.
 
2021-10-17 11:02:30 AM  
I don't watch a ton of college football, but when did taking a soccer dive on defense to kill any offensive momentum become a thing? Cuz it sucks.
 
2021-10-17 11:04:29 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Who brings golf balls to a football game?


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Who brings mustard to the game?
 
2021-10-17 11:07:17 AM  

kdawg7736: The Googles Do Nothing: Who brings golf balls to a football game?

UNC_Samurai: [i.imgur.com image 850x478]

Who brings mustard to the game?


Likely stolen from a concession stand.
 
2021-10-17 11:14:55 AM  

Kyle Butler: The Googles Do Nothing: Who brings golf balls to a football game?

The same kind of people who bring batteries to an Eagles game.


oh look, a joke about Philadelphia fans.  So goddamn original.  What's next, a quip about Santa Claus from 55 farking years ago?

And sorry bub, this was all your ilk from your own state.  I'd say for you to own that behavior like we have here in Philadelphia.  But being from a red state, you don't know what accepting responsibility for your own actions actually looks like.
 
2021-10-17 11:21:02 AM  

BunkyBrewman: Kyle Butler: The Googles Do Nothing: Who brings golf balls to a football game?

The same kind of people who bring batteries to an Eagles game.

oh look, a joke about Philadelphia fans.  So goddamn original.  What's next, a quip about Santa Claus from 55 farking years ago?

And sorry bub, this was all your ilk from your own state.  I'd say for you to own that behavior like we have here in Philadelphia.  But being from a red state, you don't know what accepting responsibility for your own actions actually looks like.


You don't get to act superior because your state is 45% assholes rather than 55%.
 
2021-10-17 11:22:09 AM  

drunk_bouncnbaloruber: I've been reading that Ole Miss fans were the ones throwing debris at the band and cheerleaders.


Some people say...

Not that they wouldn't, but Ole Miss fans made up a tiny portion of the crowd. I'd love to see video evidence of this happening.
 
2021-10-17 11:29:46 AM  

Dafatone: BunkyBrewman: Kyle Butler: The Googles Do Nothing: Who brings golf balls to a football game?

The same kind of people who bring batteries to an Eagles game.

oh look, a joke about Philadelphia fans.  So goddamn original.  What's next, a quip about Santa Claus from 55 farking years ago?

And sorry bub, this was all your ilk from your own state.  I'd say for you to own that behavior like we have here in Philadelphia.  But being from a red state, you don't know what accepting responsibility for your own actions actually looks like.

You don't get to act superior because your state is 45% assholes rather than 55%.


Oh I sure do.

And it's like 48.84% assholes
 
2021-10-17 11:51:54 AM  

BunkyBrewman: Kyle Butler: The Googles Do Nothing: Who brings golf balls to a football game?

The same kind of people who bring batteries to an Eagles game.

oh look, a joke about Philadelphia fans.  So goddamn original.  What's next, a quip about Santa Claus from 55 farking years ago?

And sorry bub, this was all your ilk from your own state.  I'd say for you to own that behavior like we have here in Philadelphia.  But being from a red state, you don't know what accepting responsibility for your own actions actually looks like.


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2021-10-17 11:52:34 AM  

drunk_bouncnbaloruber: I've been reading that Ole Miss fans were the ones throwing debris at the band and cheerleaders.


Thats on par with Antifa attacking on Jan 6.
 
2021-10-17 11:56:25 AM  

skinnycatullus: drunk_bouncnbaloruber: I've been reading that Ole Miss fans were the ones throwing debris at the band and cheerleaders.

Some people say...

Not that they wouldn't, but Ole Miss fans made up a tiny portion of the crowd. I'd love to see video evidence of this happening.


It was Old Miss fans dressed up in Tennessee Volunteers gear.
 
2021-10-17 12:21:46 PM  

Kyle Butler: BunkyBrewman: Kyle Butler: The Googles Do Nothing: Who brings golf balls to a football game?

The same kind of people who bring batteries to an Eagles game.

oh look, a joke about Philadelphia fans.  So goddamn original.  What's next, a quip about Santa Claus from 55 farking years ago?

And sorry bub, this was all your ilk from your own state.  I'd say for you to own that behavior like we have here in Philadelphia.  But being from a red state, you don't know what accepting responsibility for your own actions actually looks like.

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At least we're not pansies and try and blame other people for our fellow fans shiatty behavior.
 
2021-10-17 1:27:50 PM  

UNC_Samurai: kdawg7736: The Googles Do Nothing: Who brings golf balls to a football game?

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Who brings mustard to the game?

Likely stolen from a concession stand.


Definitely, nobody there knows what that is, they put ketchup on everything there, including hot dogs and pretzels.
 
2021-10-17 2:20:15 PM  
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Is that a Titleist?
 
2021-10-17 3:26:11 PM  
Plain yellow mustard? I'd rather gargle with my own diarrhea. Give me spicy brown mustard or give me death!
 
2021-10-17 3:38:12 PM  

WoodyHayes: Plain yellow mustard? I'd rather gargle with my own diarrhea. Give me spicy brown mustard or give me death!


Why do you hate America?
 
2021-10-17 4:20:40 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: WoodyHayes: Plain yellow mustard? I'd rather gargle with my own diarrhea. Give me spicy brown mustard or give me death!

Why do you hate America?


You're not really a plain yellow mustard guy, are you?
 
2021-10-17 6:00:38 PM  

WoodyHayes: The Googles Do Nothing: WoodyHayes: Plain yellow mustard? I'd rather gargle with my own diarrhea. Give me spicy brown mustard or give me death!

Why do you hate America?

You're not really a plain yellow mustard guy, are you?


We call it "maize" no matter what shade of yellow it is.
 
2021-10-17 8:38:09 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: WoodyHayes: The Googles Do Nothing: WoodyHayes: Plain yellow mustard? I'd rather gargle with my own diarrhea. Give me spicy brown mustard or give me death!

Why do you hate America?

You're not really a plain yellow mustard guy, are you?

We call it "maize" no matter what shade of yellow it is.


Well, at least it is yellow.

Multiple times, LeBron James may or may not have said "scarlet and red."

fark me.
 
151 [OhFark]
2021-10-17 9:20:14 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: WoodyHayes: The Googles Do Nothing: WoodyHayes: Plain yellow mustard? I'd rather gargle with my own diarrhea. Give me spicy brown mustard or give me death!

Why do you hate America?

You're not really a plain yellow mustard guy, are you?

We call it "maize" no matter what shade of yellow it is.


That's farking comedy gold right there
 
151 [OhFark]
2021-10-17 9:22:34 PM  

WoodyHayes: Plain yellow mustard? I'd rather gargle with my own diarrhea. Give me spicy brown mustard or give me death!


There's like a hundred different kinds of mustard. Kinds, not brands. And every one of them all have their place. shiatty stadium dog=shiatty plain yellow. Good home cooked beer brat? Spicy brown. And everything in between.
 
2021-10-17 9:35:23 PM  

151: WoodyHayes: Plain yellow mustard? I'd rather gargle with my own diarrhea. Give me spicy brown mustard or give me death!

There's like a hundred different kinds of mustard. Kinds, not brands. And every one of them all have their place. shiatty stadium dog=shiatty plain yellow. Good home cooked beer brat? Spicy brown. And everything in between.


You guys don't have Stadium Mustard at Michigan Stadium?

Also, did you guys go cashless as well?
 
2021-10-18 12:09:31 AM  

skinnycatullus: drunk_bouncnbaloruber: I've been reading that Ole Miss fans were the ones throwing debris at the band and cheerleaders.

Some people say...

Not that they wouldn't, but Ole Miss fans made up a tiny portion of the crowd. I'd love to see video evidence of this happening.


My experience is that away fans at college games are parents and older alumni so I kind of doubt this. Even if some drunk asshole students I think they would sexualy harass the cheerleaders before they would throw shiat at them.
 
2021-10-18 12:11:27 AM  

ChrisDe: [Fark user image image 576x324]

Is that a Titleist?


Are we sure they were aiming for Kiffin and not the state trooper?
 
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