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2021-10-17 1:36:13 AM  
A strong dose of indica makes any couch a couch you cannot get out of.
 
2021-10-17 2:28:36 AM  
I'd be more scared of that fugly wood panelling.
 
2021-10-17 2:51:46 AM  

Sgygus: A strong dose of indica makes any couch a couch you cannot get out of.


Melting into the couch VS Doug Benson (Anti-Pot vs Anti-Anti-Pot)
Youtube QOeBiHyz_sA
 
2021-10-17 5:41:10 AM  
Did the Master ally with the Autons again?
 
2021-10-17 6:39:51 AM  

Alphax: Did the Master ally with the Autons again?


Worse. The ottomans.
 
2021-10-17 6:42:19 AM  
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OMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
 
2021-10-17 6:42:38 AM  
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Actually a good flick
 
2021-10-17 6:43:19 AM  
"No Soap, Radio" - Man-eating chair (with end credits)
Youtube GSGh1fTIhqU
 
2021-10-17 6:44:49 AM  
Family Guy - (S2xE11) Stephen King
Youtube tMZONL8x8NE
 
2021-10-17 6:46:06 AM  
Turn the lights down enough, and people will get scared.
 
2021-10-17 6:48:45 AM  
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2021-10-17 6:49:18 AM  
Wrong title subby. But I know you've heard Patton Oswalt talk about it.
 
2021-10-17 7:03:06 AM  

Miss_Dorothy_Kilgallen: [YouTube video: Family Guy - (S2xE11) Stephen King]


Came here to make a Stephen King reference.
I see I am no longer needed.
 
2021-10-17 7:22:38 AM  
That sounds like a movie title they would have used in Seinfeld. Death blow... "When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are, but because of different reasons altogether!"
 
2021-10-17 7:26:15 AM  
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2021-10-17 7:26:16 AM  
Death Bed had no right being so goddamn artsy with a title like that.
 
2021-10-17 7:28:15 AM  
Learn from the life choices of Pee Wee's Playhouse's Chairry. Meth will destroy you.
 
2021-10-17 7:39:07 AM  
Hudson Toffeepops iconic ad 1991 - Sofa eats people
Youtube J2OisqczozI
 
2021-10-17 7:39:49 AM  
The Man Eating Couch
Youtube hmCek-uSF-M
 
2021-10-17 7:42:28 AM  
Do anything for DethKouch
 
2021-10-17 7:45:31 AM  
Who, me?

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Oh, yeah. Sorry about that.
 
2021-10-17 7:52:05 AM  
Didn't Doctor Who already do this..?

/ Too young to really remember
// But I remember having a fear of sofas eating people after seeing it happen on TV
/// But then I suffer from anthophobia
/V And a fear of the radiators in my school killing people, which I'm pretty certain nobody has ever created a Greek-derived word for
V Amongst other things
V/ I may have a fear/anxiety disorder... * shrugs *
 
2021-10-17 7:56:32 AM  

ReluctantLondon: Didn't Doctor Who already do this..?


As I alluded to earlier..

Death by Plastic Chair | Terror of the Autons | Doctor Who | BBC Studios
Youtube vXrAK6sUZ_0


And it was the first ever appearance of The Master.
 
2021-10-17 7:59:54 AM  
Freud called it Sofa Dentana.
 
2021-10-17 8:02:21 AM  
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2021-10-17 8:13:43 AM  
Furniture that eats people?

I'm so very scared...help...
 
2021-10-17 8:18:17 AM  
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2021-10-17 8:22:44 AM  

kevinatilusa: Furniture that eats people?

I'm so very scared...help...


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It's ok, fark has dealt with this stuff before.
 
2021-10-17 8:24:16 AM  
All this talk of man eating chairs....   has me concerned about slats.
 
2021-10-17 8:49:21 AM  
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2021-10-17 9:15:28 AM  
Actors learn to fill 2-metre gap

So you can take your mom.
 
2021-10-17 9:39:07 AM  
furniture monsters
Youtube nOtlvlnDWec
 
2021-10-17 11:02:59 AM  

Alphax: ReluctantLondon: Didn't Doctor Who already do this..?

As I alluded to earlier..

[YouTube video: Death by Plastic Chair | Terror of the Autons | Doctor Who | BBC Studios]

And it was the first ever appearance of The Master.


Dammit, came here to post this.

/mashes the organ keys in dismay
 
2021-10-17 12:03:31 PM  
There's a difference between furniture that eats people and furniture that just holds people in place. The porn industry seems to have perfected the latter.
 
2021-10-17 12:26:26 PM  
If said furniture is actually a haggunenon, your best bet is that after it turns into a copy of the ravenous bugblatter beast of Trall to eat you, to hope that it turns into an escape pod to let you get away.

/from the Hitchhikers's Guide to the Galaxy radio show
//not included in the books (any of them?  I wonder why?)
///how Zaphod, Trillian, and Marvin presumably escaped
 
2021-10-17 12:57:42 PM  
My idea for a Covid 19 Halloween:

Wall number one:  a standing and sitting computer station
Wall number two: a massive freezer full of ready-made meals from Lean Cuisine
Wall number three: a wall of wine boxes, more than half empty already
Wall number four: a TV perpetually tuned to Fox Op-Ed shows and their endless stream of Pro-Russian religious anti-maskers

I call it:  HORROR HOUSE:  HOW WE LIVE NOW.
 
2021-10-17 12:59:42 PM  
Needs more Plumbots, Ottoman Empire and Chairface references.
 
2021-10-17 1:01:08 PM  

common sense is an oxymoron: There's a difference between furniture that eats people and furniture that just holds people in place. The porn industry seems to have perfected the latter.


Velcro?
 
2021-10-17 1:16:49 PM  
Csb:

I worked a shut down at a refinery with a safety guy that was quite the charmer, he came in pretty ragged one morning and said he slept in his car because his wife had kicked him out.

She was away for the weekend so he had some chick over and didn't have time to clean up the house completely before the wife got home, he had just flipped the couch cushions over and cleared out all the empties.

Apparently he got busted due to the smell of the couch, when I asked what the hell smell so bad, he stated that the vomit got him initially busted, but it was all the pubic hair after she flipped the couch cushions that got him the boot.

/couch story bro
 
2021-10-17 2:36:46 PM  
Didn't have any furniture that ate people, but we did have the 'Magical Sleepy Couch'. Didn't matter how awake and active you'd been within five minute of sitting down on the couch you'd be fighting to stop from nodding off. This was actually useful when the ex-wife left and I had to sleep on it for a week before getting new bedroom furniture.
 
2021-10-17 2:38:49 PM  
Obligatory.

"Escape the Sofa"!

Reebok - Escape The Sofa - TV commercial
Youtube 2U2F2msyG3w
 
2021-10-17 2:39:30 PM  
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2021-10-17 2:40:41 PM  
Oh, and...

Volkswagen Commercial - Da Da Da (1997)
Youtube jdccNAOvPHg
 
2021-10-17 2:54:06 PM  

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Actually a good flick


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2021-10-17 2:57:51 PM  

evilsofa: Who, me?

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Oh, yeah. Sorry about that.


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2021-10-17 4:30:24 PM  
After extensive research of short documentary videos, it seems women often get eaten on couches.
 
2021-10-17 5:02:25 PM  
"It was a curse for moment, but it had a Catch-22 silver lining ..."

that's some catch, that catch-22
 
2021-10-17 5:21:52 PM  
Yeah I grew up playing Mario 64 too guys

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