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2021-10-16 6:59:43 PM  
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2021-10-16 10:11:34 PM  
It's not hard. When he says, "dog and bone" he means call him on the telephone.

Just because we haven't figured out the rhyme for "done and retired" doesn't mean we can assume anything.

East End Cockney is weird.
 
2021-10-16 10:12:43 PM  
Well , I guess they do now , genius .
 
2021-10-16 10:16:15 PM  
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2021-10-16 10:20:54 PM  

NathanAllen: It's not hard. When he says, "dog and bone" he means call him on the telephone.

Just because we haven't figured out the rhyme for "done and retired" doesn't mean we can assume anything.

East End Cockney is weird.


You hit it on the I suppose.
 
2021-10-16 10:33:00 PM  
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2021-10-16 10:41:33 PM  
Who?
 
2021-10-16 10:41:39 PM  
It doesn't take precise geometric logic to figure that out.
 
2021-10-16 10:42:41 PM  
CSB:

Caine picked his name in His agent's office. He looked out the window and saw a marquee for The Caine Mutiny, only he could see the word "Caine."

He quipped in the interview that had he seen it from another angle, he would've been Michael Mutiny.

/CSB
 
2021-10-16 10:45:08 PM  
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2021-10-16 10:45:52 PM  
Do another movie then, ya prick. Show us all we've been stupid.
 
2021-10-16 10:47:25 PM  

recondite cetacean: Do another movie then, ya prick. Show us all we've been stupid.


Christopher Nolan got any projects lined up?
 
2021-10-16 11:03:15 PM  
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2021-10-16 11:03:17 PM  

recondite cetacean: Do another movie then, ya prick. Show us all we've been stupid.


IMDB has him in pre production for a movie called The Great Escaper about a man who escapes a care home for a D Day Anniversary.

IMBD also has him announced for another Now You See Me movie.

But I guess the correct part of that article is that it seems Michael Caine doesn't like doing TV or bit roles in recent decades.
 
2021-10-16 11:05:50 PM  

Jack Sabbath: recondite cetacean: Do another movie then, ya prick. Show us all we've been stupid.

Christopher Nolan got any projects lined up?


How the hell i know about that, you idiot?
 
2021-10-16 11:14:22 PM  
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2021-10-16 11:14:29 PM  
I read headline as "Canine mutinies against reports of his retirement."
 
2021-10-16 11:27:47 PM  

recondite cetacean: Jack Sabbath: recondite cetacean: Do another movie then, ya prick. Show us all we've been stupid.

Christopher Nolan got any projects lined up?

How the hell i know about that, you idiot?


Lol. Wut?
 
2021-10-17 12:10:14 AM  

12349876: MDB has him in pre production for a movie called The Great Escaper about a man who escapes a care home for a D Day Anniversary. IMBD also has him announced for another Now You See Me movie.


Hmm. Sounds like he's in danger of going out like Raul Julia and Orson Wells.
 
2021-10-17 12:12:52 AM  

recondite cetacean: Jack Sabbath: recondite cetacean: Do another movie then, ya prick. Show us all we've been stupid.

Christopher Nolan got any projects lined up?

How the hell i know about that, you idiot?


Who pissed in your Wheaties?
 
2021-10-17 12:15:54 AM  
Michael Caine - not tired of houses
 
2021-10-17 12:38:18 AM  

recondite cetacean: Jack Sabbath: recondite cetacean: Do another movie then, ya prick. Show us all we've been stupid.

Christopher Nolan got any projects lined up?

How the hell i know about that, you idiot?


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2021-10-17 1:07:18 AM  

Jack Sabbath: recondite cetacean: Do another movie then, ya prick. Show us all we've been stupid.

Christopher Nolan got any projects lined up?


He's working on a film about J. Robert Oppenheimer.
 
2021-10-17 2:23:38 AM  

Porous Horace: Who?


Maurice Joseph Micklewhite Jr.
 
2021-10-17 6:18:59 AM  

YabbaDabbaDouchebag: CSB:

Caine picked his name in His agent's office. He looked out the window and saw a marquee for The Caine Mutiny, only he could see the word "Caine."

He quipped in the interview that had he seen it from another angle, he would've been Michael Mutiny.

/CSB


He has also told a version (on the Parkinson show) that he called his agent from a phone box by Leicester Square and saw the marquee for The Caine Mutiny. He then added, "If I'd looked the other way, I'd be Michael 101 Dalmations".

He's had a lot of time to work on that bit.
 
2021-10-17 6:20:02 AM  

Mugato: 12349876: MDB has him in pre production for a movie called The Great Escaper about a man who escapes a care home for a D Day Anniversary. IMBD also has him announced for another Now You See Me movie.

Hmm. Sounds like he's in danger of going out like Raul Julia and Orson Wells.


Rumor has it he answers the phone, "I'll do it! Hello, this is Michael Caine?"
 
2021-10-17 6:23:56 AM  
CSB: I finally got around to seeing Secondhand Lions, and it's a fun couple of hours of fantasy. The best part is Michael Caine's American accent, which comes and goes literally mid-sentence. It's as if he has to take a run up at it, so you get the first three or words of every sentence in his native Cockney.

Worst case of Streep throat I've ever seen.
 
2021-10-17 12:52:21 PM  
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