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(Some Guy)   Everything's bigger in Texas, including the idiot who tried (and failed) to impersonate a judge. BONUS: He was re-arrested on controlled substance charges a week later after a search warrant was executed, and a fake FBI ID was also recovered   (starlocalmedia.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Warrant, Collin County man, Steven Weinstein, U.S. state, Plano, Texas, Sheriff, Coroner, Collin County, Texas  
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2021-10-16 7:11:22 PM  
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2021-10-16 8:09:32 PM  
But did he try to have an abortion?
 
2021-10-16 9:40:52 PM  
Watch out for your corn hole bud
 
2021-10-16 10:52:07 PM  
Most people in Texas are  Impostors
 
2021-10-16 10:55:25 PM  
If he were smart, he wouldn't be living in Texas.

That state deserves itself.
 
2021-10-16 10:57:42 PM  
He posted bond and was released. We'll be hearing about him again. He's on a roll.
 
2021-10-16 10:58:24 PM  
the fake FBI ID was found, not "recovered"...
recovered would mean it was stolen.
 
2021-10-16 10:58:49 PM  

WastrelWay: He posted bond and was released. We'll be hearing about him again. He's on a roll.


I'll be the judge of that*

* offer valid in Texas
 
151 [OhFark]
2021-10-16 10:59:47 PM  
About 5 years ago I had sort of an existential crisis in my life, and was days away from moving to either Charlotte, NC or Austin, TX.

I stayed in bumfark Michigan. I'm not happy, but I'm glad I stayed.

/Eyes North Carolina just slightly licking my lips now
 
2021-10-16 11:04:15 PM  
On the upside, there's a reasonable chance I'll live to see most of Texas become an uninhabitable culturally and politically irrelevant wasteland due to climate change.

On the downside, millions of Texan refugees wanting to resettle and continue their bullshiat, just nearer-by.
 
2021-10-16 11:04:40 PM  
*Looks at photo* I can see how he could pass as a Texas judge,... old, fat, white, mouth breather. That or a congressman.
 
2021-10-16 11:07:48 PM  

Jackal_N: *Looks at photo* I can see how he could pass as a Texas judge,... old, fat, white, mouth breather. That or a congressman.


Exactly.  I'm curious what gave him away.
 
2021-10-16 11:08:15 PM  
Picture of the fake ID that was found:

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2021-10-16 11:19:08 PM  
He looks like he'd pull women over using a fake cop car.
 
2021-10-16 11:20:37 PM  
I bet he posts on the internet using a fake identity.
 
2021-10-16 11:20:39 PM  
got nothin' but

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2021-10-16 11:23:00 PM  
A Collin County man was arrested on charges of impersonating a district court judge

...he was arrested again on Monday for possession of a controlled substance



So what?

The guy likes to party.
 
2021-10-16 11:27:04 PM  
Things I've learned: it's ok for a real judge to extort money from civilian scum. Just not ok for one of us to pretend to be one of them
 
2021-10-16 11:29:40 PM  
Collin County - the land of gigantic assholes!

That guy looks like he's only halfway there.
A semi-Collin
 
2021-10-16 11:37:17 PM  

fnordfocus: Things I've learned: it's ok for a real judge to extort money from civilian scum. Just not ok for one of us to pretend to be one of them


You just learned it's not OK to pretend to be a judge?
 
2021-10-16 11:37:18 PM  
Huh? So his crime consisted of texting someone and pretending to be the judge saying he was having lunch with himself and sending another text from a different phone saying he was at lunch with the judge.

To what end?
 
2021-10-16 11:38:39 PM  

mcmnky: Huh? So his crime consisted of texting someone and pretending to be the judge saying he was having lunch with himself and sending another text from a different phone saying he was at lunch with the judge.

To what end?


Weinstein posed as a judge in an attempt to get money from a victim
Found that right in the linked article.
 
2021-10-16 11:46:09 PM  
Say what you want about Wisconsin and our no-permit kangaroo ownership, but at least we're not...
 
2021-10-16 11:47:29 PM  

waxbeans: Jackal_N: *Looks at photo* I can see how he could pass as a Texas judge,... old, fat, white, mouth breather. That or a congressman.

Exactly.  I'm curious what gave him away.


GOLD FRINGE!

/or something
//just don't tase me
 
2021-10-17 12:07:42 AM  
Weinstein posted bond and was released from the Collin County jail

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Huh, I guess Collin County stopped making everyone take their mugshot with a towel wrapped around their neck

Now charge him with the fake vaccination card. You know they found one
 
2021-10-17 12:37:57 AM  

sex_and_drugs_for_ian: A Collin County man was arrested on charges of impersonating a district court judge

...he was arrested again on Monday for possession of a controlled substance


So what?

The guy likes to party.


Collin County can afford that shiat. Full of rich elitists
 
2021-10-17 12:41:29 AM  

syrynxx: Watch out for your corn hole bud


If he's from Collin County, he's got money so he'll probably be in and out.

If it was Tarrant or Johnson County, then yeah you'd have a point
 
2021-10-17 12:43:43 AM  

151: About 5 years ago I had sort of an existential crisis in my life, and was days away from moving to either Charlotte, NC or Austin, TX.

I stayed in bumfark Michigan. I'm not happy, but I'm glad I stayed.

/Eyes North Carolina just slightly licking my lips now


No, you better off in Austin where at least they have common sense.

North Carolina is our modern day leper colony
 
2021-10-17 12:44:45 AM  

Chthonic Echoes: On the upside, there's a reasonable chance I'll live to see most of Texas become an uninhabitable culturally and politically irrelevant wasteland due to climate change.

On the downside, millions of Texan refugees wanting to resettle and continue their bullshiat, just nearer-by.


If the power grid does not just totally collapse, first
 
2021-10-17 1:59:45 AM  

Chthonic Echoes: On the upside, there's a reasonable chance I'll live to see most of Texas become an uninhabitable culturally and politically irrelevant wasteland due to climate change.

On the downside, millions of Texan refugees wanting to resettle and continue their bullshiat, just nearer-by.


Climate change doesn't work like that.
 
2021-10-17 2:05:54 AM  
Well, if you're gonna eat mat, eat mat hard.
 
2021-10-17 2:54:50 AM  

We Ate the Necco Wafers: If he were smart, he wouldn't be living in Texas.

That state deserves itself.


Detexification is a thing.
 
2021-10-17 3:40:10 AM  

Mad-n-FL: We Ate the Necco Wafers: If he were smart, he wouldn't be living in Texas.

That state deserves itself.

Detexification is a thing.


And like I've said, if I had the coin, id be out here so fast, all you'd see is a cloud of dust
 
2021-10-17 3:43:17 AM  

TuckFrump: Mad-n-FL: We Ate the Necco Wafers: If he were smart, he wouldn't be living in Texas.

That state deserves itself.

Detexification is a thing.

And like I've said, if I had the coin, id be out here so fast, all you'd see is a cloud of dust


Hell. More than once I've asked for Texas Republicans to help me leave Texas.
 
2021-10-17 7:12:04 AM  

WTP 2: the fake FBI ID was found, not "recovered"...
recovered would mean it was stolen.


It's Texas. Who know what werd mean?
 
2021-10-17 7:14:28 AM  
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2021-10-17 7:42:37 AM  

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WC Fields' nose is starting to return to normal
 
2021-10-17 7:45:36 AM  

Mugato: PartTimeBuddha: [i.imgflip.com image 500x500]

WC Fields' nose is starting to return to normal


That's not even his final form!?
 
2021-10-17 8:02:03 AM  

jaivirtualcard: Chthonic Echoes: On the upside, there's a reasonable chance I'll live to see most of Texas become an uninhabitable culturally and politically irrelevant wasteland due to climate change.

On the downside, millions of Texan refugees wanting to resettle and continue their bullshiat, just nearer-by.

Climate change doesn't work like that.


Look at the maps. 40-50 years for the moderate projections, and most of Texas is looking at having two seasons: hurricane/flooding and drought/wildfire.

You can have a civilization under either of those regimes, but not both, especially if you're not willing to invest in the infrastructure to handle them. Which they won't. Because Texas.
 
2021-10-17 10:59:20 AM  

PartTimeBuddha: Mugato: PartTimeBuddha: [i.imgflip.com image 500x500]

WC Fields' nose is starting to return to normal

That's not even his final form!?


just wait for the limit-break...
 
2021-10-17 3:07:21 PM  

TuckFrump: sex_and_drugs_for_ian: A Collin County man was arrested on charges of impersonating a district court judge

...he was arrested again on Monday for possession of a controlled substance


So what?

The guy likes to party.

Collin County can afford that shiat. Full of rich elitists


Yeah Collin county is full of assholes.
 
2021-10-17 4:13:39 PM  

bigdog1960: Yeah Collin county is full of assholes.


Hey pal, I live in Collin county and am most definitely NOT an asshole.

At least that's what I tell myself.
 
2021-10-17 7:12:09 PM  

TuckFrump: [Fark user image 425x361]


And that's just the Longhorns
 
2021-10-18 7:42:35 AM  

TuckFrump: .....North Carolina is our modern day leper colony


I used to work @ a Leprosarium so I'm really getting a kick....
Carville Leper Colony
 
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