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(NBC News)   Robert Durst closing in on record for shortest life sentence: sick with COVID and on a ventilator following murder conviction   (nbcnews.com) divider line
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2021-10-16 7:07:23 PM  
Yeah, he's dying cold and alone
 
2021-10-16 7:52:55 PM  
Just one of those days where you dont wanna are unable to wake up.
 
2021-10-16 9:09:21 PM  
May he rot in hell.
 
2021-10-16 9:09:37 PM  

cretinbob: Yeah, he's dying cold and alone


Sounds like he deserves it.
 
2021-10-16 9:09:44 PM  

Shostie: Just one of those days where you dont wanna are unable to wake up.


You are thinking of Mr. Frederick Durst, proud owner of a riding lawnmower

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/yes, that is Fred Durst today
 
2021-10-16 9:09:52 PM  
They should at least let him wear a wig.
 
2021-10-16 9:11:11 PM  
Do bullets make people sick, too?!
 
2021-10-16 9:11:41 PM  

Salmon: They should at least let him wear a wig.


Hah, Phil Spector would have liked that.
 
2021-10-16 9:13:05 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Shostie: Just one of those days where you dont wanna are unable to wake up.

You are thinking of Mr. Frederick Durst, proud owner of a riding lawnmower

[Fark user image image 425x540]

/yes, that is Fred Durst today


Probably still kicking ass on Seganet.
 
2021-10-16 9:13:52 PM  
Trump, Leona helmsly, Durst. WTF is it with NYC real estate people?
 
2021-10-16 9:14:15 PM  
Like a death row sentence
Two months two late

/isn't it ironic
 
2021-10-16 9:15:03 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Shostie: Just one of those days where you dont wanna are unable to wake up.

You are thinking of Mr. Frederick Durst, proud owner of a riding lawnmower

[Fark user image image 425x540]

/yes, that is Fred Durst today


Please tell this is false. JFC.  Makes me look good.
 
2021-10-16 9:15:39 PM  

hoodiowithtudio: Trump, Leona helmsly, Durst. WTF is it with NYC real estate people?


Power rots the mind
 
2021-10-16 9:16:36 PM  
/
On a side note, I think Brittney Murphy and her husband died of c19. Change my mind
 
2021-10-16 9:19:06 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Shostie: Just one of those days where you dont wanna are unable to wake up.

You are thinking of Mr. Frederick Durst, proud owner of a riding lawnmower

[Fark user image image 425x540]

/yes, that is Fred Durst today


Looks like Julian assange?
 
2021-10-16 9:19:59 PM  

waxbeans: hoodiowithtudio: Trump, Leona helmsly, Durst. WTF is it with NYC real estate people?

Power rots the mind


Syphilis?
 
2021-10-16 9:21:06 PM  
Pull the plug.

Surely someone else could use the vent.
 
2021-10-16 9:21:55 PM  

waxbeans: scottydoesntknow: Shostie: Just one of those days where you dont wanna are unable to wake up.

You are thinking of Mr. Frederick Durst, proud owner of a riding lawnmower

[Fark user image image 425x540]

/yes, that is Fred Durst today

Please tell this is false. JFC.  Makes me look good.


All signs point to it being true:
Fark user imageView Full Size

More here.
 
2021-10-16 9:22:17 PM  
"Well, it looks like the justice system finally got him."

"No, ....it was Covid that killed the beast."
 
2021-10-16 9:22:39 PM  
Crisis actor.

Book it.
 
2021-10-16 9:25:42 PM  

scottydoesntknow: /yes, that is Fred Durst today


I'll give him a modicum of credit. That pumpkin spice shirt is absolutely stylin'
 
2021-10-16 9:30:23 PM  
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2021-10-16 9:33:58 PM  
There's no explanation on wikipedia.org about why Fred Durst changed his name.  I keep getting these guys confused.  Anyway, when they say "on a ventilator" that means that the patient is on "life support".

I WISH THEY WOULD START SAYING "ON LIFE SUPPORT" INSTEAD OF "ON A VENTILATOR"!!!
 
2021-10-16 9:33:59 PM  
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lh3.googleusercontent.comView Full Size
 
2021-10-16 9:36:42 PM  
Do we need a subject to show the effects of all these snake oil COVID cures? If so, here ya go.
 
2021-10-16 9:38:49 PM  
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🎶
I did it all for
Covfefe
(Come on) Covfefe
(Come on) So you take that *mumble*
And stick it up your (YEAH)!🎶

...etc...etc...ad nauseam...
 
151 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2021-10-16 9:43:50 PM  

berylman: scottydoesntknow: /yes, that is Fred Durst today

I'll give him a modicum of credit. That pumpkin spice shirt is absolutely stylin'


It looks literally identical, even down to the buttons, to the shirt (and matching scrub-style pants) that the Michigan department of corrections gives you upon being released from prison.
 
2021-10-16 9:44:03 PM  

ifky: [townsquare.media image 850x566]
[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 280x210]


According to our pictures of Fred, he is morphing into Richard Gere.
 
2021-10-16 9:45:13 PM  

ZMugg: ifky: [townsquare.media image 850x566]
[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 280x210]

According to our pictures of Fred, he is morphing into Richard Gere.


Not my second one.
 
151 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2021-10-16 9:49:55 PM  

ifky: [townsquare.media image 850x566]
[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 280x210]


Probably top 5 best music videos ever, along with a top (mumble mumble) song ever.

fark this guy, let's derail this thread in every way possible.
 
2021-10-16 9:55:14 PM  
I wonder if Fred and Brittney really did hook up though? Signs, as in all the crazy ass turns her life took after that, point to yes.
 
151 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2021-10-16 9:58:21 PM  

fragMasterFlash: I wonder if Fred and Brittney really did hook up though? Signs, as in all the crazy ass turns her life took after that, point to yes.


I'm poor and I would wager a fair amount of money on yes. Without even a second thought. And I didn't follow her at all, and Bizkit very very little at the time.
 
2021-10-16 9:58:43 PM  

151: ifky: [townsquare.media image 850x566]
[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 280x210]

Probably top 5 best music videos ever, along with a top (mumble mumble) song ever.

fark this guy, let's derail this thread in every way possible.


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
2021-10-16 9:58:44 PM  

ZMugg: waxbeans: scottydoesntknow: Shostie: Just one of those days where you dont wanna are unable to wake up.

You are thinking of Mr. Frederick Durst, proud owner of a riding lawnmower

[Fark user image image 425x540]

/yes, that is Fred Durst today

Please tell this is false. JFC.  Makes me look good.

All signs point to it being true:
[Fark user image image 474x266]
More here.


That's depressing.  But. Then again.  James Hatfield of Metallica looks like someone's uncle.
 
TWX
2021-10-16 10:02:29 PM  

hoodiowithtudio: Trump, Leona helmsly, Durst. WTF is it with NYC real estate people?


A certain amount of willingness to screw-over others seems to be required in order to be a landlord in an expensive city.  It's not a surprise that this abhorrence is also a component of these peoples' lives generally, not limited to business.
 
151 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2021-10-16 10:04:19 PM  

waxbeans: ZMugg: waxbeans: scottydoesntknow: Shostie: Just one of those days where you dont wanna are unable to wake up.

You are thinking of Mr. Frederick Durst, proud owner of a riding lawnmower

[Fark user image image 425x540]

/yes, that is Fred Durst today

Please tell this is false. JFC.  Makes me look good.

All signs point to it being true:
[Fark user image image 474x266]
More here.

That's depressing.  But. Then again.  James Hatfield of Metallica looks like someone's uncle.


Let's check in on Phil McCoy of Pantera and get his opinion.
 
2021-10-16 10:07:00 PM  

151: waxbeans: ZMugg: waxbeans: scottydoesntknow: Shostie: Just one of those days where you dont wanna are unable to wake up.

You are thinking of Mr. Frederick Durst, proud owner of a riding lawnmower

[Fark user image image 425x540]

/yes, that is Fred Durst today

Please tell this is false. JFC.  Makes me look good.

All signs point to it being true:
[Fark user image image 474x266]
More here.

That's depressing.  But. Then again.  James Hatfield of Metallica looks like someone's uncle.

Let's check in on Phil McCoy of Pantera and get his opinion.


Phil Anselmo?
 
151 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2021-10-16 10:08:02 PM  

waxbeans: 151: waxbeans: ZMugg: waxbeans: scottydoesntknow: Shostie: Just one of those days where you dont wanna are unable to wake up.

You are thinking of Mr. Frederick Durst, proud owner of a riding lawnmower

[Fark user image image 425x540]

/yes, that is Fred Durst today

Please tell this is false. JFC.  Makes me look good.

All signs point to it being true:
[Fark user image image 474x266]
More here.

That's depressing.  But. Then again.  James Hatfield of Metallica looks like someone's uncle.

Let's check in on Phil McCoy of Pantera and get his opinion.

Phil Anselmo?


James Hetfield?

/Just ribbin ya bud
 
2021-10-16 10:12:21 PM  

TWX: hoodiowithtudio: Trump, Leona helmsly, Durst. WTF is it with NYC real estate people?

A certain amount of willingness to screw-over others seems to be required in order to be a landlord in an expensive city.  It's not a surprise that this abhorrence is also a component of these peoples' lives generally, not limited to business.


You would think that the IRS would have a large team assigned just to New York real estate people. For at least the past 40-50 years.
 
2021-10-16 10:15:33 PM  

ZMugg: waxbeans: scottydoesntknow: Shostie: Just one of those days where you dont wanna are unable to wake up.

You are thinking of Mr. Frederick Durst, proud owner of a riding lawnmower

[Fark user image image 425x540]

/yes, that is Fred Durst today

Please tell this is false. JFC.  Makes me look good.

All signs point to it being true:
[Fark user image image 474x266]
More here.


Underneath the wig, here's his real hairline:

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2021-10-16 10:17:38 PM  

pastramithemosterotic: cretinbob: Yeah, he's dying cold and alone

Sounds like he deserves it.


Funny how the Universe seems to take care of things, huh?
 
2021-10-16 10:24:31 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Shostie: Just one of those days where you dont wanna are unable to wake up.

You are thinking of Mr. Frederick Durst, proud owner of a riding lawnmower

[Fark user image image 425x540]

/yes, that is Fred Durst today


That dude pulled more top shelf tail than an army of precocious five year olds at a petting zoo and has 500 million dollars.  I got nothing but love for Fred. And Justin.  Both of um. Talented motherf*ckers.
 
2021-10-16 10:26:13 PM  
[photo]
...is sentenced to life in prison without chance of parole, om Oct. 14...


Heh.
 
2021-10-16 10:26:38 PM  
His Noodly Appendage seems to have been unhappy it wasn't a death sentence.
 
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2021-10-16 10:26:40 PM  

Por que tan serioso: scottydoesntknow: Shostie: Just one of those days where you dont wanna are unable to wake up.

You are thinking of Mr. Frederick Durst, proud owner of a riding lawnmower

[Fark user image image 425x540]

/yes, that is Fred Durst today

That dude pulled more top shelf tail than an army of precocious five year olds at a petting zoo and has 500 million dollars.  I got nothing but love for Fred. And Justin.  Both of um. Talented motherf*ckers.


Well, I'll agree with everything except this made up ass number of money he "has", as in present tense. Celebrity net worth puts him at 20 million, and they CONSISTENTLY over estimate by orders of magnitude.
 
2021-10-16 10:28:32 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Shostie: Just one of those days where you dont wanna are unable to wake up.

You are thinking of Mr. Frederick Durst, proud owner of a riding lawnmower

[Fark user image 425x540]

/yes, that is Fred Durst today


Fark user imageView Full Size
 
151 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2021-10-16 10:40:31 PM  

nakmuay: scottydoesntknow: Shostie: Just one of those days where you dont wanna are unable to wake up.

You are thinking of Mr. Frederick Durst, proud owner of a riding lawnmower

[Fark user image 425x540]

/yes, that is Fred Durst today

[Fark user image image 630x354]


I want Bob Richie to run for every public office, local, state, federal that he possibly can for the rest of his farking life. It never gets old watching him lose so pathetically.

And the nuge. fark, make em running mates in 2024. No vice president though. Co presidents.
 
2021-10-16 10:57:19 PM  
Cool, hopefully he dies real quick so we don't waste too many hospital resources and no further State Prison resources.
 
151 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2021-10-16 11:12:18 PM  

151: nakmuay: scottydoesntknow: Shostie: Just one of those days where you dont wanna are unable to wake up.

You are thinking of Mr. Frederick Durst, proud owner of a riding lawnmower

[Fark user image 425x540]

/yes, that is Fred Durst today

[Fark user image image 630x354]

I want Bob Richie to run for every public office, local, state, federal that he possibly can for the rest of his farking life. It never gets old watching him lose so pathetically.

And the nuge. fark, make em running mates in 2024. No vice president though. Co presidents.


I'm gonna call myself out on this one. Ritchie. Thankfully nobody else did in a thread I called somebody else out for misspelling a singers name and made a whole thing about it.

Richie/Ritchie for mt Clemens City council 2028
 
2021-10-16 11:22:33 PM  

ZMugg: ifky: [townsquare.media image 850x566]
[lh3.googleusercontent.com image 280x210]

According to our pictures of Fred, he is morphing into Richard Gere.


Alert the hamsters!
 
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