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2021-10-16 3:13:25 PM  
Wood alcohol and prune juice?
 
2021-10-16 3:15:32 PM  
Cheddar and gin.
 
2021-10-16 3:16:37 PM  
Kimchi pizza.
 
2021-10-16 3:20:33 PM  
Bleach and ammonia.
 
2021-10-16 3:21:44 PM  
Donald Trump and political power.
 
2021-10-16 3:26:37 PM  
Diarrhea and a hacking cough.
 
2021-10-16 3:28:48 PM  

SurfaceTension: Donald Trump and political power.


I would have gone with oxygen for the second part of that..
 
2021-10-16 3:33:51 PM  
My ex and myself.
 
2021-10-16 3:36:20 PM  
Dr. Tuttle and dionysusaur
 
2021-10-16 3:41:20 PM  

Biscuit Tin: Diarrhea and a hacking cough.


Diarrhea, a hacking cough and a public speaking engagement.

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2021-10-16 3:44:56 PM  

BretMavrik: Bleach and ammonia.


Bleach and a flashlight up yer arse, like ex-Pres Dump recommended.

Updated, maybe it worse be horse paste and a human.
 
2021-10-16 3:48:23 PM  
Butt sex and super glue.
 
2021-10-16 3:52:32 PM  
Pop rocks
Pee hole
 
2021-10-16 3:59:03 PM  
dildo tontine and whiskey.  I am lucky I still have a full head of teeth.
 
2021-10-16 4:04:02 PM  
Horchata and...anything really. Horchata is the devil.
 
2021-10-16 4:07:26 PM  
Peanut Butter and a dog's mouth.
 
2021-10-16 4:08:13 PM  

Kris_Romm: Peanut Butter and a dog's mouth.


How else am I supposed to get it off my...nevermind.
 
2021-10-16 4:52:13 PM  

markie_farkie: SurfaceTension: Donald Trump and political power.

I would have gone with oxygen for the second part of that..


Yeah, baby! Stop giving him oxygen!

Oh, you were speaking literally? I'm OK with literalism also.
 
2021-10-16 4:58:57 PM  
pumpkin spice + anything other than pumpkin pie.  especially coffee.
 
2021-10-16 5:28:11 PM  
me
you
 
2021-10-16 5:32:51 PM  

dildo tontine: Kris_Romm: Peanut Butter and a dog's mouth.

How else am I supposed to get it off my...nevermind.


Maybe the pairing to never go together should be a dog's mouth and any sexual organs other than its own?
 
2021-10-16 5:45:36 PM  
Pornhub on your phone when you don't remember the sound is turned up all the way and your grandmother's funeral.

I guess. I'm not speaking from experience or anything.
 
2021-10-16 5:45:46 PM  
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Tiger Tail ice cream.  Black Liquorice and Orange Sherbet.
 
2021-10-16 5:54:42 PM  
Pineapple on Pizza. There i said it.
 
2021-10-16 5:55:20 PM  
Mr. Bubble and a toaster
 
2021-10-16 5:57:50 PM  
Any modern repubi and any sort of power
 
2021-10-16 6:07:02 PM  
Tub and girl
Lemon and party
Goat and se
Blue and waffle
Girls and cups
Pink and socks
Meat and spin
 
2021-10-16 6:08:53 PM  
Fish and microwave ovens.
 
2021-10-16 6:39:33 PM  
Dried seaweed and snot
 
2021-10-16 6:51:33 PM  
Caffeine and alcohol.
 
2021-10-16 6:55:02 PM  
Tequila and katanas
 
2021-10-16 7:03:32 PM  
Babies and Drano
 
2021-10-16 7:07:37 PM  
Penis, belt sander
 
2021-10-16 7:07:56 PM  

capt_sensible: Pineapple on Pizza. There i said it.


It's just sugar and water inside a fibrous material.  People who waste their time bashing it really need to use a hotter pizza oven so it doesn't liquify too much, and pair it with something salty (like bacon) to counter the sweet.  Also, a more savory sauce so it's not sugar on sugar.

I could bash anchovies on pizza.  Maybe I should.
 
2021-10-16 7:10:08 PM  
Postgres and Visual Basic
 
2021-10-16 7:10:46 PM  
Surströmming and Durian.
 
2021-10-16 7:18:57 PM  

Picklehead: Caffeine and alcohol.


My Irish coffee would like to have a word with you.


And ketchup with anything.
 
2021-10-16 7:23:13 PM  
Meth and Florida.
 
2021-10-16 7:29:18 PM  
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2021-10-16 7:29:51 PM  
Chocolate and cabbage
 
2021-10-16 7:30:23 PM  
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Yeah, you got it.
 
2021-10-16 7:35:11 PM  
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2021-10-16 7:35:27 PM  
orange and mint anything
 
2021-10-16 7:49:44 PM  
Cops n dope don't mix, do the Mr. Lahey?

Like shiat and strawberry shortcake, Randy.
 
2021-10-16 7:49:56 PM  
Borrowing tampons
 
2021-10-16 8:02:06 PM  

IgG4: orange and mint anything


Are you unfamiliar with gin, vodak, and/or champagne?  All work very well with oj and hunt of mint.

Especially on a weekend morning.
 
2021-10-16 8:03:02 PM  

Uchiha_Cycliste: Borrowing tampons


Forgetfulness and used tampons...

/ that relationship went downhill
 
2021-10-16 8:08:12 PM  
Le Mans and a Yugo
 
2021-10-16 8:11:39 PM  
Tuna Milkshake.
 
2021-10-16 8:15:05 PM  

wax_on: Tuna Milkshake.


If you don't tuna milkshake you get a flat milkshake.
 
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