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(Fark)   If Facebook were a physical library, what would it look like?   ( divider line
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2021-10-16 3:00:08 PM  
35 votes:
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2021-10-16 3:32:26 PM  
16 votes:
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2021-10-16 3:58:42 PM  
14 votes:
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2021-10-16 4:31:08 PM  
12 votes:
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2021-10-16 2:16:17 PM  
11 votes:
A pile of swastikas and anger.
2021-10-16 3:36:48 PM  
11 votes:
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2021-10-16 3:04:44 PM  
10 votes:
Shelves and shelves of Chick Tracts and poorly written self-help books/biographies. In the back, a lot of old college yearbooks from the mid 2000's for some reason.
2021-10-16 2:13:22 PM  
9 votes:
Lot of misshelved and overdue items. Books damaged because someone didn't agree with the author and tore pages out. In other words, utter chaos.
2021-10-16 2:49:35 PM  
9 votes:
A high school library being trashed by the world's largest 40-year reunion.
2021-10-16 2:10:08 PM  
8 votes:
Like any other confederate museum?
2021-10-16 4:26:41 PM  
8 votes:
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2021-10-16 4:23:13 PM  
5 votes:
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2021-10-16 6:26:24 PM  
5 votes:
An elementary school on fire full of narcissists. The principal keeps saying, "This is fine." There are no teachers. Every time you bring in a book, someone throws it into the fire.
2021-10-16 3:40:22 PM  
4 votes:

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Same minds and such
2021-10-16 3:50:54 PM  
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2021-10-17 2:58:19 AM  
4 votes:
Most of the place is fiction aisles only. Only a small corner of the building has a shoebox with "nonfiction" pamphlets, which is mostly ignored.

Aisle headings include "Perfect Lives", "Easily Refutable Bullshiat", "Dead White Girl Stories". "Conspiracy Theories" takes up three full floors. An "Evil Hillary" aisle still gets a lot of traffic.

As soon as you borrow a book the librarians hound you endlessly with dirty nonsensical books from the same section.

Library patrons argue endlessly with each other.

Getting a FB library card means putting an tracking device around your ankle.

This is a library from hell. Why the hell do so many people use it?
2021-10-16 8:07:33 PM  
3 votes:
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2021-10-16 10:15:03 PM  
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2021-10-16 3:37:13 PM  
2 votes:
Lots of Vashta Nerada running around?
2021-10-16 4:03:34 PM  
2 votes:
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2021-10-16 4:28:06 PM  
2 votes:
I hit 'Add Comment' too quickly.

I wanted to add that if you ever in your life find yourself feeling empathy for a billionaire, you should look up the history of the Moroun family and what they did to Detroit.

But be ready to be sad, and angry.
2021-10-16 7:30:49 PM  
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2021-10-17 3:26:23 AM  
2 votes:
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2021-10-16 2:53:22 PM  
1 vote:
Staffed by unicorns with a narcan bar on each floor.

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2021-10-16 3:22:33 PM  
1 vote:
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2021-10-16 3:42:02 PM  
1 vote:
2021-10-16 4:35:08 PM  
1 vote:
Something by Albert Speer.
2021-10-16 6:37:42 PM  
1 vote:
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/I got nowhere else to go
2021-10-17 1:47:51 PM  
1 vote:
Porno, political porno, porno, Your Grandmother's photos, dog books, ads, ads, ads, cat books, porno, Hitler books, golfing books, political porno.

Alternative answer:  one big print edition of Golfing for Cats by Alan Cohen.

Can I haz cheezeburger?
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