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2021-10-16 2:10:08 PM  
Like any other confederate museum?
 
2021-10-16 2:13:22 PM  
Lot of misshelved and overdue items. Books damaged because someone didn't agree with the author and tore pages out. In other words, utter chaos.
 
2021-10-16 2:16:17 PM  
A pile of swastikas and anger.
 
2021-10-16 2:22:12 PM  
A Claes Oldenburg squirrel?
 
2021-10-16 2:26:39 PM  
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2021-10-16 2:28:54 PM  
All the homeless guys would be shouting and masturbating and nobody would be mopping up.
 
2021-10-16 2:49:35 PM  
A high school library being trashed by the world's largest 40-year reunion.
 
2021-10-16 2:53:22 PM  
Staffed by unicorns with a narcan bar on each floor.


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2021-10-16 3:00:08 PM  
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2021-10-16 3:04:44 PM  
Shelves and shelves of Chick Tracts and poorly written self-help books/biographies. In the back, a lot of old college yearbooks from the mid 2000's for some reason.
 
2021-10-16 3:16:16 PM  
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Slackers..
 
2021-10-16 3:22:33 PM  
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2021-10-16 3:29:39 PM  

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I love Fallout.
 
2021-10-16 3:32:26 PM  
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2021-10-16 3:36:48 PM  
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2021-10-16 3:37:13 PM  
Lots of Vashta Nerada running around?
 
2021-10-16 3:40:22 PM  

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Same minds and such
 
2021-10-16 3:42:02 PM  
PUBIC LIBERRY
 
2021-10-16 3:50:54 PM  
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2021-10-16 4:26:41 PM  
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2021-10-16 4:28:06 PM  
I hit 'Add Comment' too quickly.

I wanted to add that if you ever in your life find yourself feeling empathy for a billionaire, you should look up the history of the Moroun family and what they did to Detroit.

But be ready to be sad, and angry.
 
2021-10-16 4:31:08 PM  
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2021-10-16 4:35:08 PM  
Something by Albert Speer.
 
2021-10-16 4:42:48 PM  
Pornshop yardsale
 
2021-10-16 4:53:51 PM  

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Well, you beat me to it.  Fair play.
 
2021-10-16 6:04:52 PM  
Fallout 4 Walkthrough Part 130 - Battle in the Boston Public Library! (Very Hard, No Companion)
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2021-10-16 6:26:24 PM  
An elementary school on fire full of narcissists. The principal keeps saying, "This is fine." There are no teachers. Every time you bring in a book, someone throws it into the fire.
 
2021-10-16 6:37:42 PM  
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/I got nowhere else to go
 
2021-10-16 7:30:49 PM  
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2021-10-16 8:06:08 PM  
Dumpster...
 
2021-10-16 8:07:33 PM  
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2021-10-16 10:09:21 PM  

Breaker Moran: Staffed by unicorns with a narcan bar on each floor.


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This is what happens when you let your four-year-old decide what color to paint your house! LOL If that house were edible it would absolutely give you cavities. :P
 
2021-10-16 10:15:03 PM  
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2021-10-16 10:43:51 PM  
Um, there is a literal commercial which spawned a meme that shows what FB would be in real

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2021-10-17 2:58:19 AM  
Most of the place is fiction aisles only. Only a small corner of the building has a shoebox with "nonfiction" pamphlets, which is mostly ignored.

Aisle headings include "Perfect Lives", "Easily Refutable Bullshiat", "Dead White Girl Stories". "Conspiracy Theories" takes up three full floors. An "Evil Hillary" aisle still gets a lot of traffic.

As soon as you borrow a book the librarians hound you endlessly with dirty nonsensical books from the same section.

Library patrons argue endlessly with each other.

Getting a FB library card means putting an tracking device around your ankle.

This is a library from hell. Why the hell do so many people use it?
 
2021-10-17 3:26:23 AM  
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2021-10-17 1:47:51 PM  
Porno, political porno, porno, Your Grandmother's photos, dog books, ads, ads, ads, cat books, porno, Hitler books, golfing books, political porno.

Alternative answer:  one big print edition of Golfing for Cats by Alan Cohen.

Can I haz cheezeburger?
 
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