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(Comic Sands)   Prejudiced Peggy goes full stupid, has racist meltdown after neighbor speaks to contractor in Spanish: 'Speak American'   (comicsands.com) divider line
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2021-10-16 10:08:48 AM  
Her mistake was that she didn't yell it as "Speak 'Murican!"
 
2021-10-16 10:17:12 AM  
Prejudiced Penny sounds more like the start of dementia Penny.
 
2021-10-16 10:18:41 AM  
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2021-10-16 10:28:26 AM  
Mi gusto!
 
2021-10-16 10:32:25 AM  

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Just checking. Thank you.
 
2021-10-16 10:40:51 AM  
Spanish is more American than English.
 
2021-10-16 10:41:13 AM  

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What Peggy really means by "American"
 
2021-10-16 10:41:21 AM  

damageddude: Prejudiced Penny sounds more like the start of dementia Penny.


It's New Jersey. The most openly racist people I've ever met are from Jersey. In the South they're a little muted about it, in Jersey they are loud and proud.
 
2021-10-16 10:50:04 AM  

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you win the internet for today. Congratulations!

/alas I have but 1 funny to give.
 
2021-10-16 10:59:06 AM  
I'm surprised she didn't go full Karen and call the cops
 
2021-10-16 11:18:47 AM  
I speak to contractors in Basque. It never does any good, but it's my business.
 
2021-10-16 11:19:50 AM  
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Pardon me stewardess, I speak jive American.
 
2021-10-16 11:19:54 AM  

revrendjim: Spanish is more American than English.


I was about to point out that Amerigo Vespucci was Italian, but you're right, he was given Castilian citizenship. Apparently, he figured out that Brazil was on a new continent, and called it "the New World" while he was working for the Portuguese, though.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amerigo​_​vespucci
 
2021-10-16 11:20:48 AM  
Hey call me crazy, but i think if you are communicating with a guy that is working on your house you should speak the language he best understands.

"Hey, what are we supposed to do up here?"
"I don't know man, he spoke English."
"Did you tell him you don't speak English?"
"I told him, but then he just started speaking louder, slower English."
"Ok. Well let's just build a cupola, I guess."
 
2021-10-16 11:21:07 AM  

damageddude: Prejudiced Penny sounds more like the start of dementia Penny.


There's a huge overlap between "just an asshole" and "mental illness".
Probably the older they get, the crazier they get.
 
2021-10-16 11:22:09 AM  

EL EM: I speak to contractors in Basque. It never does any good, but it's my business.


... wonders if Peggy knows pig latin
 
2021-10-16 11:23:15 AM  

InfoFreako: Hey call me crazy, but i think if you are communicating with a guy that is working on your house you should speak the language he best understands.

"Hey, what are we supposed to do up here?"
"I don't know man, he spoke English."
"Did you tell him you don't speak English?"
"I told him, but then he just started speaking louder, slower English."
"Ok. Well let's just build a cupola, I guess."


I just WISH Spanish speakers would speak louder and slower as opposed to Puerto Ricans who mutter at rapid fire speed.
 
2021-10-16 11:23:50 AM  

Begoggle: damageddude: Prejudiced Penny sounds more like the start of dementia Penny.

There's a huge overlap between "just an asshole" and "mental illness".
Probably the older they get, the crazier they get.


Please assign a community worker to monitor me and lock me away when I turn into a demented douchecanoe.
 
2021-10-16 11:24:28 AM  
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2021-10-16 11:24:42 AM  

Lsherm: damageddude: Prejudiced Penny sounds more like the start of dementia Penny.

It's New Jersey. The most openly racist people I've ever met are from Jersey. In the South they're a little muted about it, in Jersey they are loud and proud.


Sadly, being born in New Jersey and living in New Jersey, I can't contradict you. We're not all racist here, thank Allah, but Southern racists can hide their hatred with homeliness, New Jersey racists have no such filter.
 
2021-10-16 11:24:54 AM  
That is no boo-ay-no.

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2021-10-16 11:24:56 AM  
Peggy and resulted in her walking off and flipping the bird for the camera as @gabstahhh123 hollered after her, "audios, Peggy!"

*twitch* I'm hoping that is just a bad spell checker.
 
2021-10-16 11:25:04 AM  

EL EM: I speak to contractors in Basque. It never does any good, but it's my business.


It's nobody's business but the Turks.
 
2021-10-16 11:25:10 AM  

Fano: InfoFreako: Hey call me crazy, but i think if you are communicating with a guy that is working on your house you should speak the language he best understands.

"Hey, what are we supposed to do up here?"
"I don't know man, he spoke English."
"Did you tell him you don't speak English?"
"I told him, but then he just started speaking louder, slower English."
"Ok. Well let's just build a cupola, I guess."

I just WISH Spanish speakers would speak louder and slower as opposed to Puerto Ricans who mutter at rapid fire speed.


til : Puerto Ricans dont speak Spanish
 
2021-10-16 11:25:14 AM  
Always wanted to learn another language just to piss people off.
 
2021-10-16 11:25:51 AM  

AquaTatanka: EL EM: I speak to contractors in Basque. It never does any good, but it's my business.

... wonders if Peggy knows pig latin


I communicate to my contractors through interpretive dance. I threw out my back Twila Tharping to my gardener about a broken sprinkler head
 
2021-10-16 11:25:55 AM  
Pinche pendejo!
 
2021-10-16 11:26:17 AM  
I do not understand people flipping out when someone else switches languages.

If my ability in their language is better than their ability in mine... communication is going to be easier if I switch.
 
2021-10-16 11:27:30 AM  
So stupid. The plural of "audio" is not "audios".
 
2021-10-16 11:28:12 AM  

AquaTatanka: Fano: InfoFreako: Hey call me crazy, but i think if you are communicating with a guy that is working on your house you should speak the language he best understands.

"Hey, what are we supposed to do up here?"
"I don't know man, he spoke English."
"Did you tell him you don't speak English?"
"I told him, but then he just started speaking louder, slower English."
"Ok. Well let's just build a cupola, I guess."

I just WISH Spanish speakers would speak louder and slower as opposed to Puerto Ricans who mutter at rapid fire speed.

til : Puerto Ricans dont speak Spanish


My daughter-in-law is Puerto Rican. What are you talking about that they don't speak Spanish?
 
2021-10-16 11:28:36 AM  
For those who say that there is no more racism in the US there is also this comments thread on the FOX
News website that was on a news article about a fight at a hockey game. The conversation quickly devolved into a discussion about too many blacks in TV commercials.



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2021-10-16 11:28:52 AM  

Porous Horace: So stupid. The plural of "audio" is not "audios".


Is it "audios mios?"
 
2021-10-16 11:29:14 AM  
Peggy reminds me of my awful SIL.  every time she tried to hire someone to work on one of her 3 dilapidated properties,they'd decline her business after they spoke with for 5 minutes.
 
2021-10-16 11:29:14 AM  
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2021-10-16 11:29:30 AM  
I'm extremely racist with outsiders in my life.

I must always demand of them: Tell me of your holiday desserts!
 
2021-10-16 11:29:31 AM  
So sick of these farks. It looks like it would be so damn tiresome to always hate.
 
2021-10-16 11:30:46 AM  

Picklehead: AquaTatanka: Fano: InfoFreako: Hey call me crazy, but i think if you are communicating with a guy that is working on your house you should speak the language he best understands.

"Hey, what are we supposed to do up here?"
"I don't know man, he spoke English."
"Did you tell him you don't speak English?"
"I told him, but then he just started speaking louder, slower English."
"Ok. Well let's just build a cupola, I guess."

I just WISH Spanish speakers would speak louder and slower as opposed to Puerto Ricans who mutter at rapid fire speed.

til : Puerto Ricans dont speak Spanish

My daughter-in-law is Puerto Rican. What are you talking about that they don't speak Spanish?


the logical derivative of the phrase "I just WISH Spanish speakers would speak louder and slower as opposed to Puerto Ricans who mutter at rapid fire speed" is that Puerto Ricans are not included in the group "Spanish speakers".

I was making a joke.  must've been a great joke now that there is an explanation to go with it.
 
2021-10-16 11:32:17 AM  

Fizzy_Pop: So sick of these farks. It looks like it would be so damn tiresome to always hate.


This is the most ironic comment I've ever seen on Fark.
 
2021-10-16 11:32:43 AM  

Sin'sHero: Porous Horace: So stupid. The plural of "audio" is not "audios".

Is it "audios mios?"


No that's Spanish for "those are my headphones"
 
2021-10-16 11:33:33 AM  
You know, if i ever visit the US for any reason i'll be ready to trigger some of these ignorant racist farks with my wholly foreign lingo. Spoken mostly by white people in this part of the world. The irony would sustain my soul for years to come.
 
2021-10-16 11:34:08 AM  

AquaTatanka: Fano: InfoFreako: Hey call me crazy, but i think if you are communicating with a guy that is working on your house you should speak the language he best understands.

"Hey, what are we supposed to do up here?"
"I don't know man, he spoke English."
"Did you tell him you don't speak English?"
"I told him, but then he just started speaking louder, slower English."
"Ok. Well let's just build a cupola, I guess."

I just WISH Spanish speakers would speak louder and slower as opposed to Puerto Ricans who mutter at rapid fire speed.

til : Puerto Ricans dont speak Spanish


Right. And "Americans don't speak English."

Dialect =/= language
 
2021-10-16 11:36:00 AM  
American's not a language, biatch!
 
2021-10-16 11:36:17 AM  

AquaTatanka: Picklehead: AquaTatanka: Fano: InfoFreako: Hey call me crazy, but i think if you are communicating with a guy that is working on your house you should speak the language he best understands.

"Hey, what are we supposed to do up here?"
"I don't know man, he spoke English."
"Did you tell him you don't speak English?"
"I told him, but then he just started speaking louder, slower English."
"Ok. Well let's just build a cupola, I guess."

I just WISH Spanish speakers would speak louder and slower as opposed to Puerto Ricans who mutter at rapid fire speed.

til : Puerto Ricans dont speak Spanish

My daughter-in-law is Puerto Rican. What are you talking about that they don't speak Spanish?

the logical derivative of the phrase "I just WISH Spanish speakers would speak louder and slower as opposed to Puerto Ricans who mutter at rapid fire speed" is that Puerto Ricans are not included in the group "Spanish speakers".

I was making a joke.  must've been a great joke now that there is an explanation to go with it.


Okay. She doesn't speak rapid-fire Spanish. I used to have a job where I picked up people who were injured on the job to the doctor and hospital visits. I had a Cuban woman who spoke so fast in Spanish I found it enthralling to listen to her talking on the cell phone.
 
2021-10-16 11:36:50 AM  
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2021-10-16 11:37:01 AM  

Kyle Butler: For those who say that there is no more racism in the US there is also this comments thread on the FOX
News website that was on a news article about a fight at a hockey game. The conversation quickly devolved into a discussion about too many blacks in TV commercials.


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What the heck is " the 13 "?
 
2021-10-16 11:38:12 AM  
If you are talking to me it has to be in English. If you are talking amongst yourselves I don't give a crap.
 
2021-10-16 11:40:41 AM  

WhippingBoi: Fizzy_Pop: So sick of these farks. It looks like it would be so damn tiresome to always hate.

This is the most ironic comment I've ever seen on Fark.


Look up the Paradox of Tolerance.
 
2021-10-16 11:42:21 AM  

dildo tontine: Kyle Butler: For those who say that there is no more racism in the US there is also this comments thread on the FOX
News website that was on a news article about a fight at a hockey game. The conversation quickly devolved into a discussion about too many blacks in TV commercials.


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What the heck is " the 13 "?


Gonna take a wild guess that it refers to the 13 Amendment.  Some of my fellow white folk really do suck.
 
2021-10-16 11:42:39 AM  
 The one nice thing about all these morons is the second you start speaking to someone in Spanish you can see them relax a little.

I was on a street corner directing people yesterday, so I saw it a lot.
 
2021-10-16 11:43:56 AM  
I said it in German, I said it in Dutch
I said it in Latin and Greek
But I wholely forgot, and it vexes me much
That it is English (American) that you speak.

I can thing of several unhelpful things to say:

* * Piss orf! This is a private conversation so we will speak whatever language we please or are fortunate to know.

* * It's a free country, MF!

* * Freedom of speech includes freedom to choose which language you speak.

* * I am speaking American, you ignent backwoods prick.
 
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