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(The New Civil Rights Movement)   Pete Buttigieg fries Tucker Carlson to a crisp   (thenewcivilrightsmovement.com) divider line
    More: Followup, George Moscone, U.S. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg, Fox News host Tucker Carlson, Thursday night, Dianne Feinstein, right of every new parent, white supremacist, Fox News chiefs Rupert Murdoch  
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2021-10-16 10:46:23 AM  
A sleep deprived, concussed Buttigieg in an alcohol induced stupor would still be ten times smarter than Carlson on his best day.
 
2021-10-16 10:50:28 AM  
Conservative will shiat on same-sex couples for not having kids and therefore no skin in the game or reason to believe the future is important.  They will simultaneously get pissed at them for having or adopting kids.

I honestly don't think their is a single issue that they are not complete f$cking hypocrites on.
 
2021-10-16 10:51:40 AM  
Not exactly frying to a crisp

Carlson, in his college yearbook, reportedly wrote that he was a member of the "Dan White Society."

Well,nice to know that mixed veggies(the worst part of a TV dinner) was in love with farking losers long before Trump
 
2021-10-16 10:57:18 AM  
I am assuming Tucker Carlson was not breast fed as a child, would explain a lot
 
2021-10-16 11:06:32 AM  

kkinnison: I am assuming Tucker Carlson was not breast fed as a child, would explain a lot


He was fed the Chicken Breast dinners, which we know were the more expensive of Swanson choices.
 
2021-10-16 11:10:10 AM  
Does Tucker still exist? Then he's not destroyed.

These guys aren't Japanese Kaiju monsters. Absolutely nothing has been or is being done to 'destroy' them.

Save the 'yay! we got him!' blabber for when it actually happens.
 
2021-10-16 11:14:22 AM  

kkinnison: I am assuming Tucker Carlson was not breast fed as a child, would explain a lot


Or breast fed by his dad. A lack of nutrition as a child can lead to sever mental impairment.
 
2021-10-16 11:24:06 AM  
Buttigieg, as NCRM reported Thursday night, is correct: 86% of Americans support paid paternity leave. And seven out of 10 Americans support same-sex marriage.  Sadly, U.S. federal law does not require companies to offer it, but as Wallace noted, Tucker Carlson's employer does.

Between the vaccine mandates and paid paternity and whatnot, it seems Fox News Corp. is a pretty progressive company. Just don't tell them that.
 
2021-10-16 12:06:44 PM  

kkinnison: I am assuming Tucker Carlson was not breast fed as a child, would explain a lot


No, dear.

Just...no.
 
2021-10-16 12:08:55 PM  
FTA: Carlson, who regularly spreads white nationalistic, white supremacist, and fascistic rhetoric that clearly is supported by Fox News chiefs Rupert Murdoch and Lachlan Murdoch....

Called out. Nice!
 
2021-10-16 12:09:30 PM  

snowblur: Save the 'yay! we got him!' blabber for when it actually happens.


Pretty much this. Until the day comes that Tucky is frog walked on national television or pulls a Budd Dwyer on his show, there's zero point in pretending this will affect him or his viewers in any way.
 
2021-10-16 12:11:12 PM  
Oh, puh-leeze. Don't go breaking my heart with your metaphorical use of words.
 
2021-10-16 12:14:39 PM  
To quote Trump when the Minions suggested that it might be slightly unwise to have told the insurrectionists that he was going to walk with them and lead the January 6 march on Congress :

I didn't mean it!

Of course, he didn't. Trump notoriously seldom walks and never climbs stairs. 100 feet would be 100 feet too far for Trump.
 
2021-10-16 12:14:56 PM  
That was a good response--clear, to the point, and it attacks Carlson back.
 
2021-10-16 12:15:56 PM  
Tucker's mom took permanent leave from maternity by abandoning him. Not even a mother could love a person that shiatty.
 
2021-10-16 12:16:16 PM  
HANG THEM! HANG THEM! HANG THEM! Especially those who held office during those four-five demented years. They had one job:   keeping America free of tyrants and fascists.
 
2021-10-16 12:17:05 PM  
((Reads headline))

No he didn't. He made a good point that the self-aware will appreciate, but that will be lost on Tucker and all the koolaid drinkers.
 
2021-10-16 12:20:54 PM  
"...86% of Americans support paid paternity leave. And seven out of 10 Americans support same-sex marriage. Sadly, U.S. federal law does not require companies to offer it, but as Wallace noted, Tucker Carlson's employer does."

Funny how Carlson forgot to mention any of this -- especially his own employer  -- who also employ a vaccine mandate, to which he has adhered.
 
2021-10-16 12:23:17 PM  
"I don't think that even speaks for most people, on the other side of the aisle from the party that I belong to. This is largely a consensus issue, not just the support for families like mine to have a right to marry and right to be treated equally, but also that families in general. Moms and dads have to be able to support their children including with paid leave."

Damn Pete! You're Savage! Real Republicans are actually good people that definitely don't fantasize about throwing people like me from helicopters.

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2021-10-16 12:25:35 PM  

Boondock3806: ((Reads headline))

No he didn't. He made a good point that the self-aware will appreciate, but that will be lost on Tucker and all the koolaid drinkers.


Fark standards for sick burns are pretty low.
 
2021-10-16 12:27:24 PM  
How do people like him live so long?

You'd think all that Hate would piss off someone dangerous enough to return it in spades.
 
2021-10-16 12:35:29 PM  
I bet Tucker loves some anonymous under stall handys in the country club change rooms.
 
2021-10-16 12:35:41 PM  

Smackledorfer: Boondock3806: ((Reads headline))

No he didn't. He made a good point that the self-aware will appreciate, but that will be lost on Tucker and all the koolaid drinkers.

Fark standards for sick burns are pretty low.


Ohh, sick burn on us.
 
2021-10-16 12:36:28 PM  

Pincy: Smackledorfer: Boondock3806: ((Reads headline))

No he didn't. He made a good point that the self-aware will appreciate, but that will be lost on Tucker and all the koolaid drinkers.

Fark standards for sick burns are pretty low.

Ohh, sick burn on us.


Well played.
 
2021-10-16 12:38:14 PM  

kkinnison: I am assuming Tucker Carlson was not breast fed as a child, would explain a lot


But he was, by his father.
 
2021-10-16 12:38:38 PM  
If dunking on Republicans and highlighting their terrible character was a tactic that worked, or accomplished anything more than satisfied feefees for people who already agreed with it, I'd be more into crap like this. But lately the political struggle in this country feels like while Republicans consolidate their power, undermine our election process, peel back freedoms and protections, and destroy our institutions, Democrats take to cable news or twitter and smugly point out how awful Republicans are, and any attempts to actually disrupt or stop Republican malfeasance is halted by congressional rules that only seem to pose a handicap when Democrats have power.

I'm just tired of pretending that pointing out a republican is hypocritical, stupid, racist, homophobic, opportunistic, or entirely in the pocket of those with conflicting interests is somehow a WIN. If proving any of that was true resulted in those Republicans losing office, it would be. But all of the above is why they got elected to begin with, so pointing it out is more equivalent to a free campaign ad.
 
2021-10-16 12:39:07 PM  

grokca: kkinnison: I am assuming Tucker Carlson was not breast fed as a child, would explain a lot

Or breast fed by his dad. A lack of nutrition as a child can lead to sever mental impairment.


Damn you for me not reading the thread!
 
2021-10-16 12:41:17 PM  
I ALMOST feel bad for Tucker. He wakes up as Tucker Carlson. He brushes his teeth as Tucker Carlson. He eats breakfast as Tucker Carlson. And on and on. You'd be a raging D-hole too if you had to do that.
 
2021-10-16 12:48:43 PM  
Did Tucker suffer any sort of meaningful consequences for his actions?


No?

Zzz...Zzz...Zzz
 
2021-10-16 12:54:39 PM  

brantgoose: HANG THEM! HANG THEM! HANG THEM! Especially those who held office during those four-five demented years. They had one job:   keeping America free of tyrants and fascists.


Calm down nobody is getting hanged. Christ you sound like the Red Queen.
 
2021-10-16 12:56:16 PM  

davynelson: How do people like him live so long?

You'd think all that Hate would piss off someone dangerous enough to return it in spades.



Because there's no such thing as karma. Or fairness. Or justice. Assholes, unfortunately, rarely suffer any real consequences for anything.
 
2021-10-16 1:01:36 PM  

I Browse: davynelson: How do people like him live so long?

You'd think all that Hate would piss off someone dangerous enough to return it in spades.


Because there's no such thing as karma. Or fairness. Or justice. Assholes, unfortunately, rarely suffer any real consequences for anything.


People misuse karma all the time. Karma has to do with the next life. Like if you're an asshole in this life, you come back as a dung beetle in the next. Of course this is conveniently impossible prove or disprove.

But karma within this life? Of course not.
 
2021-10-16 1:02:20 PM  

mrshowrules: I honestly don't think their is a single issue that they are not complete f$cking hypocrites on.


Being a difficult selfish contrarian is the whole point. For a lot of them, it's the base of their personality.
 
2021-10-16 1:03:20 PM  
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2021-10-16 1:04:30 PM  
I'm sorely disappointed in each day that passes without Tucker Carlson being set on fire and pushed in front of a runaway bulldozer.
 
2021-10-16 1:06:22 PM  
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Oooooh, Tucker was destroyed!!!! F*cking REKTED. It's over, Tuck. Pack it up. You've lost. Ya burnt.
 
2021-10-16 1:16:04 PM  

mrshowrules: A sleep deprived, concussed Buttigieg in an alcohol induced stupor would still be ten times smarter than Carlson on his best day.


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2021-10-16 1:17:37 PM  
Tucker Carlson: I farted y'all. Smell ya later

Media/Fark: *SNIIIIIFFFF* OMG his fart smelled racist and homophobic. I wish he'd stop farting. God dang it, they stink so much. *Snifffffff* God I hate that guy. Doesn't it stink to you?

Me: *standing outside, talking into your window* Stop smelling it. Don't give it power. Smell it enough and you'll stink of it.
 
2021-10-16 1:19:55 PM  
I like Pete but insults are not accomplished policies. I wish this could be drilled into the American psyche
 
2021-10-16 1:23:20 PM  

snowblur: Does Tucker still exist? Then he's not destroyed.

These guys aren't Japanese Kaiju monsters. Absolutely nothing has been or is being done to 'destroy' them.

Save the 'yay! we got him!' blabber for when it actually happens.


Meh
Look at the publication. They're gonna big brag on any win.
Their subscription support wants to win big.

Just business as usual I guess.
 
2021-10-16 1:29:34 PM  
If we're talking about Tucker..
Tucker is winning  😐
 
2021-10-16 1:30:25 PM  

Mr. carrot: If dunking on Republicans and highlighting their terrible character was a tactic that worked, or accomplished anything more than satisfied feefees for people who already agreed with it, I'd be more into crap like this. But lately the political struggle in this country feels like while Republicans consolidate their power, undermine our election process, peel back freedoms and protections, and destroy our institutions, Democrats take to cable news or twitter and smugly point out how awful Republicans are, and any attempts to actually disrupt or stop Republican malfeasance is halted by congressional rules that only seem to pose a handicap when Democrats have power.

I'm just tired of pretending that pointing out a republican is hypocritical, stupid, racist, homophobic, opportunistic, or entirely in the pocket of those with conflicting interests is somehow a WIN. If proving any of that was true resulted in those Republicans losing office, it would be. But all of the above is why they got elected to begin with, so pointing it out is more equivalent to a free campaign ad.


Underrated post
 
2021-10-16 1:39:09 PM  

davynelson: How do people like him live so long?

You'd think all that Hate would piss off someone dangerous enough to return it in spades.


It doesn't take much in the way of private security to deter the average fat American coward and no one with the means and motivation to truly do some damage to poor Cucker ... will probably be looking for more lucrative targets than the latest doughy GQP mouthpiece.
 
2021-10-16 1:44:17 PM  
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2021-10-16 1:44:44 PM  
Tucker doesn't care and his followers don't either. I liked what Pete had to say, but it has exactly zero impact on anything that matters.
 
2021-10-16 1:46:50 PM  

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Oooooh, Tucker was destroyed!!!! F*cking REKTED. It's over, Tuck. Pack it up. You've lost. Ya burnt.


HE WAS DECIMATED AND THEN DEFENESTRATED, MASTICATED, BOMBSHELLD, AND THEN TOTT MOM'D.

Translation: nazi said some stupid stuff to a person.  That person chose to give the nazi validation with a savage and totally unpredicted "no you".
 
2021-10-16 1:54:17 PM  
Pleeze. Until people like TC are completely removed from their pulpit and seditionists jailed for life the threat to American Democracy (or whatever it claims to be) will continue. We best hope the blues come out strong this election cycle and the next one or these fascists will continue to drag us all down their road to hell.
 
2021-10-16 2:03:43 PM  
I don't care either way.

Pete and Chasten looked so overjoyed to be parents, it just makes that slack-jawed bonehead look even more vacuous by hating on them. God knows HE was never that happy to be a "parent".
 
2021-10-16 2:10:39 PM  
Looks at headline.

Checks to see if Tucker Carlson was indeed fried to death.

Leaves disappointed. 


Call me when someone literally crushes or smashes or eviscerates Tuckums.
 
2021-10-16 2:42:39 PM  

mrshowrules: A sleep deprived, concussed Buttigieg in an alcohol induced stupor would still be ten times smarter than Carlson on his best day.


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