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(ELLE)   Salma Hayek has no plans to stop the senseless slaughter of many kittens. Good for you, Salma, don't let the haters stop you from being you   (elle.com) divider line
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2021-10-16 8:28:04 AM  
In before the catty "If I was rich and had personal trainers and all the time in the world I'd be in shape too" comments.

No you wouldn't. Call me, Salma.
 
2021-10-16 8:42:15 AM  
She's a treasure, to be cherished far and wide.
 
2021-10-16 8:54:48 AM  
Headed to my bunk to exam pictures more closely.
I will return to give my level of outrage later.
 
2021-10-16 8:56:40 AM  
Oh my would I disappoint her.
 
2021-10-16 9:01:00 AM  
*sigh*

Fine, I guess if we have to.
 
2021-10-16 9:56:22 AM  
Salma Hayek Has No Plans To Stop Posting Bikini Photos: 'I Have No Shame On It'

Was there a concerted movement to get her to stop?
 
2021-10-16 10:11:22 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Salma Hayek Has No Plans To Stop Posting Bikini Photos: 'I Have No Shame On It'

Was there a concerted movement to get her to stop?


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2021-10-16 10:12:08 AM  
I suggest [re]viewing Desperado.  I did the other day and it changed my life.
 
2021-10-16 10:38:56 AM  
She's doing God's work.  Blessed be her.
 
2021-10-16 10:56:02 AM  

Breaker Moran: I suggest [re]viewing Desperado.  I did the other day and it changed my life.


From Dusk Till Dawn.

Just sayin'
 
2021-10-16 11:02:25 AM  
She's one year younger than me.  I look my age. She doesn't.
I'm not just sharing this fact in case pictures of this fine actor show up later on in this thread. That would just be a coincidence.
 
2021-10-16 11:04:48 AM  
Kitten slaying ninjas have families to feed, you know.
 
2021-10-16 11:05:55 AM  
Oh give me a break.  "I'm not ashamed of my body, nobody can make me be!"  [Woman with world-famous body takes off her robe.]

World:  How brave!  Post her pictures!
 
2021-10-16 11:10:39 AM  

WhippingBoi: Breaker Moran: I suggest [re]viewing Desperado.  I did the other day and it changed my life.

From Dusk Till Dawn.

Just sayin'


The best part is when she sticks her feet into the mouth of the psycho brother character for like five minutes during her dance.

Why yes, that character wasplayed by Quentin Tarantino. In the role he wrote for himself, as the film's writer.
 
2021-10-16 11:10:53 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Salma Hayek Has No Plans To Stop Posting Bikini Photos: 'I Have No Shame On It'

Was there a concerted movement to get her to stop?


Something about her being 54 with breasts that never really stopped growing that have some outraged.  Haters gonna hate.
 
2021-10-16 11:15:49 AM  
I keep it simple: I like pretty pictures. Sunsets, Grand Canyon, black cats, Salma Hayek, etc. Attach no baggage or heavy meaning to any of it and just enjoy the beauty.
 
2021-10-16 11:16:16 AM  

kryptoknightmare: WhippingBoi: Breaker Moran: I suggest [re]viewing Desperado.  I did the other day and it changed my life.

From Dusk Till Dawn.

Just sayin'

The best part is when she sticks her feet into the mouth of the psycho brother character for like five minutes during her dance.

Why yes, that character wasplayed by Quentin Tarantino. In the role he wrote for himself, as the film's writer.


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2021-10-16 11:27:18 AM  
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2021-10-16 11:29:19 AM  

cryinoutloud: Oh give me a break.  "I'm not ashamed of my body, nobody can make me be!"  [Woman with world-famous body takes off her robe.]

World:  How brave!  Post her pictures!


George Takei? Is that you?

/Meow
 
2021-10-16 11:36:32 AM  

kryptoknightmare: WhippingBoi: Breaker Moran: I suggest [re]viewing Desperado.  I did the other day and it changed my life.

From Dusk Till Dawn.

Just sayin'

The best part is when she sticks her feet into the mouth of the psycho brother character for like five minutes during her dance.

Why yes, that character was played by Quentin Tarantino. In the role he wrote for himself, as the film's writer.


Can't fault Tarantino for that. As for Selma, she can show off those magnificent orbs as much as she pleases.
 
2021-10-16 11:44:06 AM  
"I have amazing cans."
 
2021-10-16 11:49:15 AM  

Pocket Ninja: Salma Hayek Has No Plans To Stop Posting Bikini Photos: 'I Have No Shame On It'

Was there a concerted movement to get her to stop?


It's the Harrison Bergeron effect of her making others feel bad for not looking as good as she does. Some people think she should be more considerate and stop looking so good.
 
2021-10-16 11:52:43 AM  
I'm not sure what part of the world those photos was taken.

But I'm in The United States of America looking at them.

In the good ole USA, we have rights. One of those rights is to express ourselves. Salma has the right to dress in a bikini & take photos on the internet.

I guess you have the right to be upset, but I have the right to tell you YOU ARE WRONG!!!

God Bless America!!!
 
2021-10-16 11:56:35 AM  
As a cat-allergic straight guy I cannot see anything wrong with this.
 
2021-10-16 11:57:03 AM  

WhippingBoi: cryinoutloud: Oh give me a break.  "I'm not ashamed of my body, nobody can make me be!"  [Woman with world-famous body takes off her robe.]

World:  How brave!  Post her pictures!

George Takei? Is that you?

/Meow


he hates these cans!
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damn it won't directly embed :-/
 
2021-10-16 12:02:52 PM  
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2021-10-16 12:07:59 PM  
I don't care what she's selling, she's gorgeous and sexy.  I will continue to appreciate her sharing that with the world for as long as those things are true.

She also happens to be a talented actress, so I'm going to watch her performances, too.
 
2021-10-16 12:21:51 PM  

Mugato: In before the catty "If I was rich and had personal trainers and all the time in the world I'd be in shape too" comments.

No you wouldn't. Call me, Salma.


Yea for some reason I get the feeling there's more genetics then gym there.
 
2021-10-16 12:25:55 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Salma Hayek Has No Plans To Stop Posting Bikini Photos: 'I Have No Shame On It'

Was there a concerted movement to get her to stop?


Whoever wanted Spiffy tag instead of Boobies?
 
2021-10-16 12:27:53 PM  
Well, if I were rich and had a personal trainer.........I would have fired the trainer by now and accepted my fate as a fat, lazy slob.
 
2021-10-16 12:35:07 PM  
My god, the various and sundry ways in which I would profoundly disappoint that woman...
 
2021-10-16 12:37:47 PM  

UncleDirtNap: Mugato: In before the catty "If I was rich and had personal trainers and all the time in the world I'd be in shape too" comments.

No you wouldn't. Call me, Salma.

Yea for some reason I get the feeling there's more genetics then gym there.


Similar to the recent Kate Beckinsale thread.  There are photos of her mom, who like Kate also looks skinny and considerably younger than her age, proving a decent part of it is genetic, but of course the jokes snarky comments pretended otherwise.

There's tons of truth in the thing about the benefits of being rich, but you can usually tell when its only that.

I also remember being amused a wile back at how savage people here were about photos of Mila Kunis without makeup.  Many people seem to love the takedown part the most.
 
2021-10-16 12:52:21 PM  
Salma,

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2021-10-16 12:58:14 PM  

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golden globes, indeed...
 
2021-10-16 1:04:00 PM  
gracious
 
2021-10-16 1:10:25 PM  
Look at my bewbs.  LOOK AT THEM!
 
2021-10-16 1:18:05 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Look at my bewbs.  LOOK AT THEM!


OK.

/just don't get creeped out when I don't want to stop - this is what you asked for.
 
2021-10-16 1:19:18 PM  

The Googles Do Nothing: Look at my bewbs.  LOOK AT THEM!


FINE!
 
2021-10-16 1:21:51 PM  

Kris_Romm: UncleDirtNap: Mugato: In before the catty "If I was rich and had personal trainers and all the time in the world I'd be in shape too" comments.

No you wouldn't. Call me, Salma.

Yea for some reason I get the feeling there's more genetics then gym there.

Similar to the recent Kate Beckinsale thread.  There are photos of her mom, who like Kate also looks skinny and considerably younger than her age, proving a decent part of it is genetic, but of course the jokes snarky comments pretended otherwise.

There's tons of truth in the thing about the benefits of being rich, but you can usually tell when its only that.

I also remember being amused a wile back at how savage people here were about photos of Mila Kunis without makeup.  Many people seem to love the takedown part the most.


Shut up, Meg
 
2021-10-16 1:34:50 PM  
Moar please, thank you very much.
 
2021-10-16 1:38:03 PM  
There's something lacking in this thread... I can't quite put my finger in it.


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2021-10-16 2:01:59 PM  
As much as I truly appreciate it when she or any other woman feels the need to post their bikini pics online I can't help but wonder how narcissistic or insecure they must be to need the attention.
 
2021-10-16 2:04:32 PM  

HarveyBrooks: I can't help but wonder how narcissistic or insecure they must be to need the attention.


With Hayek, it's also business. This is her brand, and attention is more or less convertible into currency when she is negotiating a contract.
 
2021-10-16 2:05:33 PM  

WhippingBoi: There's something lacking in this thread... I can't quite put my finger in it.


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Still have the restraining order, eh?
 
2021-10-16 2:17:00 PM  

Unsung_Hero: HarveyBrooks: I can't help but wonder how narcissistic or insecure they must be to need the attention.

With Hayek, it's also business. This is her brand, and attention is more or less convertible into currency when she is negotiating a contract.


The male gaze is profitable to those willing to exploit it.
 
2021-10-16 2:27:10 PM  
People in Hollywood/entertainment industry have good genes by default. Especially if you're a woman, where it's likely a good portion of your success/fame is based on being genetically gifted in some way. It goes without saying that they are likely to age better than most people.

That said, I think people give genetics too much credit. There's no doubt Salma and Kate spend a shiat ton of time/money/effort on maintaining their appearance. And good for them. People hating on that are likely just upset they don't have the same time/money to devote to it. The majority of visible aging is caused by external factors that are least somewhat controllable. There is really a lot that can be done to improve appearance/minimize effects of aging. Eating healthy, stay out of the sun, exercise, expensive skin products/treatments, cosmetic surgery...from the simple and frugal to the absolutely ridiculous and extravagant. It's completely unreasonable for most people to take these measures because their appearance is not a major part of their livelihood.

I don't think these efforts should be encouraged necessarily, but they shouldn't be derided either. No it's not "normal" for a 54 year old to look like Salma, but if we all had that driving factor and the money to put toward it, we'd likely be doing the same thing.
 
2021-10-16 2:27:12 PM  

Breaker Moran: I suggest [re]viewing Desperado.  I did the other day and it changed my life.


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2021-10-16 2:31:23 PM  

Kris_Romm: UncleDirtNap: Mugato: In before the catty "If I was rich and had personal trainers and all the time in the world I'd be in shape too" comments.

No you wouldn't. Call me, Salma.

Yea for some reason I get the feeling there's more genetics then gym there.

Similar to the recent Kate Beckinsale thread.  There are photos of her mom, who like Kate also looks skinny and considerably younger than her age, proving a decent part of it is genetic, but of course the jokes snarky comments pretended otherwise.

There's tons of truth in the thing about the benefits of being rich, but you can usually tell when its only that.

I also remember being amused a wile back at how savage people here were about photos of Mila Kunis without makeup.  Many people seem to love the takedown part the most.


I find it exceptionally weird when people try to pretend that beautiful people are 100% make up, angles, and the way they are dressed despite the number of sexy people they surely have in their lives
 
2021-10-16 2:46:03 PM  

WhippingBoi: Breaker Moran: I suggest [re]viewing Desperado.  I did the other day and it changed my life.

From Dusk Till Dawn.

Just sayin'


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2021-10-16 2:46:18 PM  

Pocket Ninja: Salma Hayek Has No Plans To Stop Posting Bikini Photos: 'I Have No Shame On It'

Was there a concerted movement to get her to stop?


There was. It primarily was Liz Hurley's son worried about job protection.
 
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