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(Gizmodo)   Christchurch, New Zealand fires its official city wizard, citing his love of the halfling's leaf and consumption of mushrooms   (gizmodo.com) divider line
    More: Sad, Christchurch, city of Christchurch, Ian Brackenbury, Christchurch city council, official wizard, New Zealand, Christchurch's main square, city's payroll  
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2021-10-16 8:31:35 AM  
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2021-10-16 7:04:48 AM  
4 votes:
It's pretty clear to me what's going on here. They figured out that he'll do his bit whether they pay him or not.
/Free wizard
//Cosplayers gonna cosplay
 
2021-10-16 9:56:08 AM  
3 votes:
He can always use LinkedIn. The KKK is looking for wizards.
 
2021-10-16 10:00:18 AM  
3 votes:

syrynxx: A wizard is never late. Well, except for this late 'wizard'.


He's late as in "the late New Zealand Wizard".

\it's a sort of threat, you see. I've never been good at them myself, but I've been told they can be terribly effective.
 
2021-10-16 8:44:51 AM  
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2021-10-16 9:45:10 AM  
2 votes:
He's got to be a real wizard the way he keeps befuddling the minds of the admins to greenlight essentially the same story over and over and over again.
 
2021-10-16 10:16:24 AM  
2 votes:

discoballer: Grand Magus?


Clever! I love it!
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2021-10-16 10:24:46 AM  
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Jumpthruhoops: This repeat thread is pointless, so I might as well hijack it. I need a title for the leader of a wizard college. It can't be an archimage because he is going to fight an archbishop. My D&D players have been toppling governments left and right and they are on their way to the wizard tower to goad them into fighting the church.

I would appreciate any help here.


I'm not a fan of fictional wizard schools.

Handing cosmic reality-bending powers to a pack of undergrads is an invitation to turn your campus into a smoking crater, if it doesn't end your civilization entirely.
 
2021-10-16 10:06:16 AM  
1 vote:
Meh, he can always go back to selling teleports for plats.
 
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