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(The US Sun)   New Hooters uniform reveals... Huh, well if it's no longer a Breasturant, then what should we call it now?   (the-sun.com) divider line
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2021-10-16 4:01:50 AM  
Res-T&A-rant
 
2021-10-16 4:57:03 AM  

Biscuit Tin: Res-T&A-rant


The chicken wings are anal-wicking good?
 
2021-10-16 5:33:04 AM  
Cooter's
 
2021-10-16 6:49:14 AM  
A culinary booty-tique?
 
2021-10-16 6:54:43 AM  
I'm not gonna get puritanical about the Hooters concept, they're pretty straightforward about what they're selling. That also goes for those who choose to work for them.
That said, not everyone who works there has the body to pull off those shorts, not by a longshot.
 
2021-10-16 7:02:31 AM  

offacue: Cooter's


Pore like Pooters, amiright?
 
2021-10-16 7:20:56 AM  
I am accustomed to watching X-rated films where the X rating is earned by girls in shorts serving overcooked wings.
X-rated?  Do you know what that means?
 
2021-10-16 7:34:16 AM  

Bslim: I'm not gonna get puritanical about the Hooters concept, they're pretty straightforward about what they're selling. That also goes for those who choose to work for them.


Yeah, pretty much this. It's not like people are applying for a job and then getting sexually exploited. They know what the job is, and it ain't serving beer and wings.

Especially right now when every chain restaurant I pass seems to have a "Hiring Now" sign out front.
 
2021-10-16 7:34:17 AM  
Asstaraunt?
 
2021-10-16 7:47:15 AM  
Booters
 
2021-10-16 7:48:22 AM  
I'm curious, but I haven't left work just yet..
 
2021-10-16 7:49:00 AM  
I'm not sure how those shorts are getting past the health department.  They're basically underwear.
 
2021-10-16 7:51:37 AM  
Get a bus load of old, Midwest diner waitresses, and put them in those outfits.
Then tour the country, visiting Hooter's' locations.
Couple nights in each town with 300# grandmas with varicose roadmaps on their legs, cottage cheese thighs, and ratty peek-a-pubes ought to get the message out.
 
2021-10-16 8:21:06 AM  
"This s**t is rated porn,"

I like those girls.
 
2021-10-16 8:25:56 AM  
Turd Cutters
 
2021-10-16 8:28:22 AM  
Yeah, well, I really don't think we have time for a hand job, Joe.

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2021-10-16 8:32:10 AM  
"We would ask that you try them out and, if after two weeks, you are still hesitant to wear the new shorts you may transfer to a non-image based position or resign your position as a Hooters Girl," the company continued.

Fark these people with a chainsaw.
 
2021-10-16 8:37:45 AM  
Meh, they're still wearing those stupid hose. Let the girls show off their legs!
 
2021-10-16 8:41:38 AM  

Bslim: I'm not gonna get puritanical about the Hooters concept, they're pretty straightforward about what they're selling. That also goes for those who choose to work for them.
That said, not everyone who works there has the body to pull off those shorts, not by a longshot.


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2021-10-16 8:42:57 AM  

cryinoutloud: "We would ask that you try them out and, if after two weeks, you are still hesitant to wear the new shorts you may transfer to a non-image based position or resign your position as a Hooters Girl," the company continued.

Fark these people with a chainsaw.


If your job requires you to wear a uniform, wear it or find someplace else to work. There's plenty of job openings these days.
 
2021-10-16 8:44:43 AM  
Those outfits are dumb and probably unsanitary for a restaurant.

I hope every server quits and Hooters goes out of business.


/I would say I'd take my business elsewhere
/but I haven't eaten at a Hooters like...ever.
 
2021-10-16 8:48:31 AM  
"I'll have the wedge salad"
 
2021-10-16 8:50:50 AM  

namegoeshere: I'm not sure how those shorts are getting past the health department.  They're basically underwear.


They wear tights / nylons under the shorts.
 
2021-10-16 8:53:38 AM  
Rest-taint?
 
2021-10-16 8:55:41 AM  

mark_bert: namegoeshere: I'm not sure how those shorts are getting past the health department.  They're basically underwear.

They wear tights / nylons under the shorts.


Hooters waitresses must be the only people on Earth still buying nude colored pantyhose since the 80's.
 
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2021-10-16 8:56:07 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: cryinoutloud: "We would ask that you try them out and, if after two weeks, you are still hesitant to wear the new shorts you may transfer to a non-image based position or resign your position as a Hooters Girl," the company continued.

Fark these people with a chainsaw.

If your job requires you to wear a uniform, wear it or find someplace else to work. There's plenty of job openings these days.


True, but it is a telling sign that corporate isn't learning anything about treating their employees with respect or courtesy.  Any company that dismisses a perfectly reasonable grievance with "don't like it, you can quit" is a company on a dark trajectory.
 
2021-10-16 8:56:13 AM  
Change the name from Hooters to Cheeky's.
 
2021-10-16 9:04:49 AM  

Bslim: I'm not gonna get puritanical about the Hooters concept, they're pretty straightforward about what they're selling. That also goes for those who choose to work for them.
That said, not everyone who works there has the body to pull off those shorts, not by a longshot.


Yeah, I think making the cooking staff wear them is a bit much.
 
2021-10-16 9:06:17 AM  
I have to admit, that doesn't even look good, to me.
 
2021-10-16 9:06:23 AM  

Bslim: I'm not gonna get puritanical about the Hooters concept, they're pretty straightforward about what they're selling. That also goes for those who choose to work for them.
That said, not everyone who works there has the body to pull off those shorts, not by a longshot.


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Where is her booty?
 
2021-10-16 9:16:20 AM  
Those shorts are inspired by the unexplainable modern popularity of mom jeans that go up to your ribs.

I don't understand it.
 
2021-10-16 9:22:01 AM  
Da faq
When they get their period, they aren't allowed to wear pads?

Welcome to toxic shock syndrome.
 
2021-10-16 9:28:12 AM  
I just think it's impressive Hooters has a business model where their employees complaints about the uniform are marketing.
 
2021-10-16 9:30:34 AM  
Total shiat? The food is inedible.
 
2021-10-16 9:32:31 AM  
Fark, where full-blown sex work gets a full-throated defense but a job where women expose a bit of non-naked buttcheek is a shocker.
 
2021-10-16 9:32:37 AM  
CSB: Was dragged to a Hooters once by a coworker. I dont like chicken wings & i wasnt drunk, so they didnt really have anything on the menu that i wanted.
I asked if they could make me a BLT... every restaurant has the stuff you need for that, they should be able to make a BLT.

They actually made me one of the best BLT's ive ever had, and charged me for toast.... it was like two and a half bucks.
 
2021-10-16 9:34:54 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Bslim: I'm not gonna get puritanical about the Hooters concept, they're pretty straightforward about what they're selling. That also goes for those who choose to work for them.
That said, not everyone who works there has the body to pull off those shorts, not by a longshot.

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I love her old PSA's. I remember actually seeing that one on VH-1 back in the day.
 
2021-10-16 9:39:39 AM  
Hooters is still a thing? Can't remember the last time I saw one. Must be a red state thing? Or possibly I don't get out much.
 
2021-10-16 9:40:18 AM  

Somacandra: Total shiat? The food is inedible.


It's actually gotten better recently. My last crew would go there for lunch on Fridays. Even the seafood tacos were decent.
 
2021-10-16 9:45:24 AM  
A played-out sexist gimmick that sold mediocre food to titillated fools?
 
2021-10-16 9:47:56 AM  

905: Tyrone Slothrop: cryinoutloud: "We would ask that you try them out and, if after two weeks, you are still hesitant to wear the new shorts you may transfer to a non-image based position or resign your position as a Hooters Girl," the company continued.

Fark these people with a chainsaw.

If your job requires you to wear a uniform, wear it or find someplace else to work. There's plenty of job openings these days.

True, but it is a telling sign that corporate isn't learning anything about treating their employees with respect or courtesy.  Any company that dismisses a perfectly reasonable grievance with "don't like it, you can quit" is a company on a dark trajectory.


Bonus: it's during a pandemic where the staff can find better jobs.
 
2021-10-16 9:49:10 AM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: Fark, where full-blown sex work gets a full-throated defense but a job where women expose a bit of non-naked buttcheek is a shocker.


Well half-blown is just depressing. Though as a married man I'm thankful for whatever I get.
 
2021-10-16 9:50:37 AM  

Axeofjudgement: Somacandra: Total shiat? The food is inedible.

It's actually gotten better recently. My last crew would go there for lunch on Fridays. Even the seafood tacos were decent.


Huh. That's good to hear. In truth I haven't been in one since the late 90s but that's why.
 
2021-10-16 9:54:59 AM  

Somacandra: Axeofjudgement: Somacandra: Total shiat? The food is inedible.

It's actually gotten better recently. My last crew would go there for lunch on Fridays. Even the seafood tacos were decent.

Huh. That's good to hear. In truth I haven't been in one since the late 90s but that's why.


Oh yeah 90s early 00s it was awful food. But in highschool we weren't going for the food.

The one near my last jobsite in Kentucky even had 2 hearted on tap.
 
2021-10-16 9:56:46 AM  

Chief Superintendent Lookout: Bslim: I'm not gonna get puritanical about the Hooters concept, they're pretty straightforward about what they're selling. That also goes for those who choose to work for them.
That said, not everyone who works there has the body to pull off those shorts, not by a longshot.

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2021-10-16 10:01:29 AM  
"Because this is not what I agreed to wear a year ago when I was hired."

"I was good with showing off my tits, but my ass?  That's a line too far."
 
2021-10-16 10:04:56 AM  

bostonguy: Those shorts are inspired by the unexplainable modern popularity of mom jeans that go up to your ribs.

I don't understand it.


Simple.  People are fatter now and high-waisted jeans hide it better.
 
2021-10-16 10:06:15 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: cryinoutloud: "We would ask that you try them out and, if after two weeks, you are still hesitant to wear the new shorts you may transfer to a non-image based position or resign your position as a Hooters Girl," the company continued.
Fark these people with a chainsaw.
If your job requires you to wear a uniform, wear it or find someplace else to work. There's plenty of job openings these days.


If your office  job suddenly decided that you should all wear banana hammocks to work, would you be pissed off?   I'm sure they would have as good of reasons for it, as making Hooters girls wear bikini bottoms.  Maybe it's to keep you alert.  It's been shown  by their  exclusive secret personnel  management tests that men wearing thongs every day  will increase their productivity by 22% in a mixed gender office.
The women wear burkas or whatever they want, because this place is owned by women and stop asking stupid questions.

And if you don't like it, you can find another job.
 
2021-10-16 10:11:47 AM  
One, those aren't shorts they're basically bikini bottoms. Secondly, they're not x-rated in the slightest.
 
2021-10-16 10:13:30 AM  
Bumfodders
 
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