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(The US Sun) Weeners You had me at "Penis Ring"   (the-sun.com) divider line
    More: Weeners, Erectile dysfunction, erection tracker, Adam Sensor, erectile dysfunction, Director Christos Vasilakos, Penis, Night time erections, mental health problems  
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2021-10-15 10:47:38 PM  
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2021-10-15 10:56:24 PM  
That pic is BANANAS! B-an-an-as! BANANAS!
 
2021-10-15 11:20:11 PM  
Adam Sensor

Too bad the inventor wasn't named Richard.
 
2021-10-16 12:16:07 AM  
No! It's for science! I swear!
 
2021-10-16 1:08:21 AM  
Wait, are you guys trying to trick me into a circle jerk again?
 
2021-10-16 1:17:03 AM  

BlazeTrailer: Wait, are you guys trying to trick me into a circle jerk again?


What? We thought you were into it!
 
2021-10-16 1:17:24 AM  
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2021-10-16 1:24:09 AM  
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2021-10-16 1:27:37 AM  
Slightly NSFW language (for a very R-rated definition of "slightly")

I'm gonna melt you down and make a cock ring
Youtube W_0mq5FHxtY
 
2021-10-16 1:44:36 AM  
Ring Ring! Pe-I mean Banana Phone!
 
2021-10-16 1:46:23 AM  
This is what I use to keep track of mine
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2021-10-16 1:48:21 AM  
Cock Ring?

You mean like this?

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2021-10-16 1:48:57 AM  
Detects possible causes of ED? How they hell does it know? "Damn, dude... you got a smokin hot babe standing naked in front of you saying she wants you really hammer her, and you're still limp!?"

/it's because she meant it literally isn't it
 
2021-10-16 1:50:12 AM  
Or maybe this?

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2021-10-16 1:51:19 AM  
Or how 'bout one with a built-in taser?

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2021-10-16 1:52:26 AM  
What the hell do you use handlebars on a cock ring for?

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/afraid to find out
 
2021-10-16 2:05:46 AM  

anuran: This is what I use to keep track of mine
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2021-10-16 2:21:41 AM  
I'm sure this won't be turned into a competition.
 
2021-10-16 2:42:36 AM  

BlazeTrailer: Wait, are you guys trying to trick me into a circle jerk again?


What... we thought you were trying to trick us into a circle jerk... again.
 
2021-10-16 2:59:35 AM  
Cock Ring Warehouse
Youtube Qb-Kh1oJSGE
 
2021-10-16 3:26:31 AM  
The author of that article needs to wear an overnight paragraph ring.
 
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2021-10-16 4:47:41 AM  

BlazeTrailer: Wait, are you guys trying to trick me into a circle jerk again?


The next time will be different
 
2021-10-16 6:37:36 AM  
I can only assume it has a soothing vibration mode for alerts.
 
2021-10-16 6:41:11 AM  
Have we not yet learned from the past? Do not connect your penis to your phone or to the internet. Bad things can happen.
 
2021-10-16 7:06:53 AM  
Had it as my ringtone for years.  For spam calls.
 
2021-10-16 8:16:14 AM  

bughunter: What the hell do you use handlebars on a cock ring for?

[allknight.com image 436x436]

/afraid to find out


To engage labial rings so you don't fall off.
 
2021-10-16 8:18:49 AM  
The Internet Of Thongs

Q: Alexa, do I need to I pick up anything on the way home?

A: The fridge reports you need milk, the toaster reports that your bread was quite stale this morning and your cockring reports you already have too much cheese.
 
2021-10-16 10:16:15 AM  

bughunter: What the hell do you use handlebars on a cock ring for?

[allknight.com image 436x436]

/afraid to find out


Steering, duh!
 
2021-10-16 10:53:07 AM  

groverpm: bughunter: What the hell do you use handlebars on a cock ring for?

[allknight.com image 436x436]

/afraid to find out

Steering, duh!


Yar, matey.
 
2021-10-16 11:32:44 AM  
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I don't think they make them in my size...
 
2021-10-16 3:56:45 PM  

bughunter: Cock Ring?

You mean like this?

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This is what I expected.
 
2021-10-16 4:01:50 PM  

Nurglitch: groverpm: bughunter: What the hell do you use handlebars on a cock ring for?

[allknight.com image 436x436]

/afraid to find out

Steering, duh!

Yar, matey.


"Take the tiller, lass.  There's a gale a'comin!"
 
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