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2021-10-15 7:03:41 PM  
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2021-10-15 7:04:31 PM  
Just remember to shut down all the trash compactors before leaving for the day.
 
2021-10-15 7:10:05 PM  
It doesn't list having a landing bay for my T-16.
 
2021-10-15 7:55:49 PM  
The General Grievous display is odd. I mean if it's original movie props/costumes that's pretty cool I guess, but having so much dedicated to a 'meh' character with a George LucasTM name is weird. And the cape around Vader/blue lighting is also odd.

A mounted Rancor head would be cooler, but I'm just being nitpicky. Was expecting a full SW themed house, but it's done pretty well overall. Most of house just looks party/vacation, but it's obvious the uber-rich owner likes that franchise.
 
2021-10-15 8:43:47 PM  
Half acre lot is about 22,000 square feet, the house is 21,000 plus some change. So you have a massive house with four different bars, a movie theater, a sports entertainment room, and enough space to house half of the yearly Mexican immigrants in to this country, but no space to spread out.

More money than sense, crypto rich is ridiculous.
 
2021-10-15 8:47:14 PM  
That's nice, but you have to live in Florida.

The Star Wars stuff seemed odd. It seemed more like someone paid a shiatload of money to a contractor to do a Star War, but only got like 90% of the way there. Some sort of Star Wars uncanny valley thing.

Also, all that money and gas playing Donkey Kong 3?  Really?
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2021-10-15 8:52:44 PM  
Ohh.. I want it, but no, I can't have it. Not mine.
 
2021-10-15 8:54:53 PM  
And it's the real Star Wars, too. None of this "Last Jedi" crap.
 
2021-10-15 9:08:24 PM  
Where is the bathro-, er, the Count Dooku room?
 
2021-10-15 9:10:15 PM  

ParadoxDice: Ohh.. I want it, but no, I can't have it. Not mine.


Sorry it's in your face but you can't grab it.
 
2021-10-15 9:13:58 PM  
Calling this a Star Wars house is generous. It's a giant mansion with a couple of Star Wars rooms.
 
2021-10-15 9:45:28 PM  
One of the bathrooms had a urinal. I call dibs.
 
2021-10-15 10:20:34 PM  

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: ParadoxDice: Ohh.. I want it, but no, I can't have it. Not mine.

Sorry it's in your face but you can't grab it.


What is it?
 
2021-10-15 10:21:12 PM  

G-Ride: One of the bathrooms had a urinal. I call dibs.


Mom?
 
2021-10-15 10:34:48 PM  

Brief Dissertation: Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: ParadoxDice: Ohh.. I want it, but no, I can't have it. Not mine.

Sorry it's in your face but you can't grab it.

What is it?


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2021-10-15 10:40:39 PM  

NathanAllen: G-Ride: One of the bathrooms had a urinal. I call dibs.

Mom?


Pretty sure no.

Just a man that wants a house with a urinal.
 
2021-10-15 10:48:30 PM  
Somebody must have a lot of money to burn to have this place.
 
2021-10-15 11:00:59 PM  

G-Ride: NathanAllen: G-Ride: One of the bathrooms had a urinal. I call dibs.

Mom?

Pretty sure no.

Just a man that wants a house with a urinal.


Right? They should be standard. Everyone would be happier.
 
2021-10-15 11:10:25 PM  

G-Ride: NathanAllen: G-Ride: One of the bathrooms had a urinal. I call dibs.

Mom?

Pretty sure no.

Just a man that wants a house with a urinal.


But where would you poop?

Ahh, heel it down the shower drain. Good call.
 
2021-10-15 11:34:53 PM  
Lowest budget adaptation of the 1st ½ of Star Wars Ⅳ: A New Hope you'll see all day. Type this into the command prompt of most any modern OS, while connected to the Internet (be sure to set screen or window size to 80×24 or 80×25 characters first for best results):

telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl
 
2021-10-16 12:43:24 AM  
You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.
 
2021-10-16 1:46:28 AM  
Disney's lawyers are gonna have a field day with this.
 
2021-10-16 3:46:47 AM  
Oh look, its something thats going to flood in the future, so I would say its worth like 200k tops since there will never be any ROI
 
2021-10-16 6:27:25 AM  

G-Ride: NathanAllen: G-Ride: One of the bathrooms had a urinal. I call dibs.

Mom?

Pretty sure no.

Just a man that wants a house with a urinal.


It is the dream.
 
2021-10-16 8:22:14 AM  

EvilElecBlanket: G-Ride: NathanAllen: G-Ride: One of the bathrooms had a urinal. I call dibs.

Mom?

Pretty sure no.

Just a man that wants a house with a urinal.

It is the dream.


Well, I have good news for you!  Showers are just walk-in urinals!
 
2021-10-16 9:33:31 AM  

Mad_Radhu: You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.


A Mew Hope was the first time I heard that line...
 
2021-10-16 10:13:39 AM  

Tom Marvolo Bombadil: EvilElecBlanket: G-Ride: NathanAllen: G-Ride: One of the bathrooms had a urinal. I call dibs.

Mom?

Pretty sure no.

Just a man that wants a house with a urinal.

It is the dream.

Well, I have good news for you!  Showers are just walk-in urinals!


But sometimes youre drunk and a shower could be dangerous. The urinal would just be quick, easier and safer.
 
2021-10-16 10:27:36 AM  

Hillbilly Jim: Mad_Radhu: You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

A Mew Hope was the first time I heard that line...


Isnt A Mew Hope just Pokemon the movie?
 
2021-10-16 10:29:10 AM  

lifeslammer: Hillbilly Jim: Mad_Radhu: You came in that thing? You're braver than I thought.

A Mew Hope was the first time I heard that line...

Isnt A Mew Hope just Pokemon the movie?


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2021-10-16 5:37:35 PM  
Christ! Rip all the Starwars stuff out and put in Avengers stuff and you got what I always thought the compond would've looked like.
The bunk beds would be for heros and agents who need a place to crash but don't really live there.
 
2021-10-16 6:51:30 PM  
Insane new Star Wars home near Disney? Could be one of my 501st Legion friends.

Oh, $11.5m. Probably not.
 
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