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2021-10-15 7:04:28 PM  
erstwhile?
 
2021-10-15 7:09:28 PM  

Diagonal: erstwhile?


Zach Ertz
 
2021-10-15 7:42:08 PM  
Does he play a 2nd game this week on Sunday picking up an extra game check?
 
2021-10-15 7:55:52 PM  

PluckYew: Does he play a 2nd game this week on Sunday picking up an extra game check?


Forget his salary.

What about fantasy numbers
 
2021-10-15 8:12:02 PM  

PluckYew: Does he play a 2nd game this week on Sunday picking up an extra game check?


A quick GS and it looks like it would be literally impossible with the NFLPA/CBA. It's too high of a risk to the player.

/Also, Deion Sanders is the only person to hit a home run and score a touchdown in the same week
 
2021-10-15 8:19:22 PM  

Gubbo: PluckYew: Does he play a 2nd game this week on Sunday picking up an extra game check?

Forget his salary.

What about fantasy numbers


With Hopkins catching and Murray running? I'd trade him immediately.
 
2021-10-15 8:51:14 PM  
I had to turn off the Thursday night game in the third quarter because Iggles were looking gassed on both sides of the ball and the crowd was letting them know it. Mr Ertz is probably glad to be getting an opportunity to get away from all of Philly boo birds.
 
2021-10-15 8:57:48 PM  

PluckYew: Does he play a 2nd game this week on Sunday picking up an extra game check?


ineligible to play.
 
2021-10-15 9:00:59 PM  
ERTZ ERTZ ERTZ ERTZ
 
2021-10-15 9:19:44 PM  
Trust that process Philadelphia
 
2021-10-15 9:33:26 PM  
1. Great move by Arizona
2. A great fantasy football team name is My Ball Zach Ertz
 
2021-10-15 9:58:50 PM  
He was about a dozen catches away from the franchise reception record
 
2021-10-15 10:09:13 PM  
Too bad he can't play Sunday.  We could use him against Cleveland.

Still, this is a great move given Maxx Williams's injury.
 
2021-10-15 10:09:37 PM  
Downside to this move:  no more Hurts to Ertz passes.
 
2021-10-15 10:15:06 PM  

ariseatex: Downside to this move:  no more Hurts to Ertz passes.


Upside, Ertz gets to feel the thrill of victory again.
 
2021-10-15 10:22:18 PM  

mikaloyd: Trust that process Philadelphia


I'm interested to see how good the coach could be with a slightly below to average GM if the Eagles would finally get rid of the roster destroyer. They've been in games all season so maybe could turn it around with competent drafts and trades some day
 
2021-10-15 10:34:43 PM  

ariseatex: Downside to this move:  no more Hurts to Ertz passes.


HURTS ERTZ HURTS ERTZ
 
2021-10-15 10:42:12 PM  
He scored a touchdown Thursday Night, then gets traded. Voila.
 
2021-10-15 10:45:33 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: ERTZ ERTZ ERTZ ERTZ


Lol! That same thing goes through my head when I hear his name. Flashing lights, booming base....Ertz Ertz Ertz Ertz!!
 
2021-10-15 10:49:45 PM  

kdawg7736: He scored a touchdown Thursday Night, then gets traded. Voila.


To a 5-0 team so he's probably not too upset about it
 
2021-10-15 11:06:04 PM  
Fly
Fly away
Like an Eagle
 
2021-10-15 11:08:14 PM  

ariseatex: Downside to this move:  no more Hurts to Ertz passes.


The Eagles don't play the Cards until 2023.  If Hurts is still with Philly by then, give Ertz a few defensive downs.  He'll catch one.
 
2021-10-15 11:11:06 PM  

BunkyBrewman: Diagonal: erstwhile?

Zach Ertz



Sorry. I don't follow sportsball except for two teams, and they're not pros. So the punt went zinging past my left at near Warp 3.14159.
 
2021-10-15 11:26:29 PM  

ariseatex: Downside to this move:  no more Hurts to Ertz passes.


We already lost Darnold to Arnold
 
2021-10-16 12:07:03 AM  
You will be missed Ertz. Go win another SB.
 
2021-10-16 12:35:05 AM  

scottydoesntknow: PluckYew: Does he play a 2nd game this week on Sunday picking up an extra game check?

A quick GS and it looks like it would be literally impossible with the NFLPA/CBA. It's too high of a risk to the player.

/Also, Deion Sanders is the only person to hit a home run and score a touchdown in the same week


Chris Singleton was the first (not sure if only) NFL player to play 17 games in a 16 game season (1993). Cut by the Pats before their bye week, immediately signed by the Dolphins after they already had theirs. Probably helped that teams had 2 bye weeks that season.
 
2021-10-16 12:41:55 AM  

TheManofPA: mikaloyd: Trust that process Philadelphia

I'm interested to see how good the coach could be with a slightly below to average GM if the Eagles would finally get rid of the roster destroyer. They've been in games all season so maybe could turn it around with competent drafts and trades some day


I don't know.  I'm giving Sirianni a chance this year, but his gameplan is just incoherent.  They've been in games only because they manage to claw their way back in garbage time.  The 28-22 loss to the Bucs the other night might as well have been 48-22.  They were never really in that game and the Bucs look like they just got bored, which allowed the Eagles to keep it close.

And I want Hurts to succeed because he seems like a really good dude, but I just don't see it happening.  Which is unfortunate because they'll probably look in Desean Watson's direction next.
 
2021-10-16 1:16:32 AM  

Diagonal: BunkyBrewman: Diagonal: erstwhile?

Zach Ertz


Sorry. I don't follow sportsball except for two teams, and they're not pros. So the punt went zinging past my left at near Warp 3.14159.


Be careful not to cut yourself on that edge.
 
2021-10-16 8:09:00 AM  
Forget him. If his wife is upset I'll be more than happy to comfort her.

/Lucky bastard
 
2021-10-16 9:00:47 AM  

The Smails Kid: Diagonal: BunkyBrewman: Diagonal: erstwhile?

Zach Ertz


Sorry. I don't follow sportsball except for two teams, and they're not pros. So the punt went zinging past my left at near Warp 3.14159.

Be careful not to cut yourself on that edge.


Sorry, neckbeard, but I have never had any interest in sports except at the college level. So I follow two teams from Alma Mahler (may she rest in peace).

So, yeah, I will no longer see anything you post, 'cause you gone into the bitbin.

Bye!
 
2021-10-16 9:33:10 AM  

Diagonal: The Smails Kid: Diagonal: BunkyBrewman: Diagonal: erstwhile?

Zach Ertz


Sorry. I don't follow sportsball except for two teams, and they're not pros. So the punt went zinging past my left at near Warp 3.14159.

Be careful not to cut yourself on that edge.

Sorry, neckbeard, but I have never had any interest in sports except at the college level. So I follow two teams from Alma Mahler (may she rest in peace).

So, yeah, I will no longer see anything you post, 'cause you gone into the bitbin.

Bye!


Ah, people crowing in the Sports Tab how they don't follow "sportsball". Truly the best.
 
2021-10-16 11:14:36 AM  

Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadu: TheManofPA: mikaloyd: Trust that process Philadelphia

I'm interested to see how good the coach could be with a slightly below to average GM if the Eagles would finally get rid of the roster destroyer. They've been in games all season so maybe could turn it around with competent drafts and trades some day

I don't know.  I'm giving Sirianni a chance this year, but his gameplan is just incoherent.  They've been in games only because they manage to claw their way back in garbage time.  The 28-22 loss to the Bucs the other night might as well have been 48-22.  They were never really in that game and the Bucs look like they just got bored, which allowed the Eagles to keep it close.

And I want Hurts to succeed because he seems like a really good dude, but I just don't see it happening.  Which is unfortunate because they'll probably look in Desean Watson's direction next.


I don't know, maybe Sriracha shouldn't be a football coach.
 
2021-10-16 11:42:38 AM  

Joey Jo Jo Jr Shabadu: I'm giving Sirianni a chance this year, but his gameplan is just incoherent.


Amen to that. He also seems to have a pathological aversion to running the ball. It's clear that the "air Sirianni"
game plan is not working and it's time to change it up. I like Hurts. I think he would benefit from a more balanced game plan. He's got some issues, too, like constantly underthrowing long balls.
 
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