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(New York Daily News)   Unlike wives one, two, free and four, Roger Waters's wife number five: a "keeper"   (nydailynews.com) divider line
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2021-10-15 3:52:58 PM  
Like my ex wife he really likes marriage, I was #4 for my ex, I am one and done never again.
 
2021-10-15 3:56:50 PM  
A subtle but clever headline.
 
2021-10-15 4:12:10 PM  
Crypt Keeper?
 
2021-10-15 5:06:59 PM  
Pink Floyd-Free Four
Youtube Gsp2CZQYd18
 
2021-10-15 5:28:02 PM  

Lambskincoat: Like my ex wife he really likes marriage, I was #4 for my ex, I am one and done never again.


I've always wondered why someone would get married more than twice.

I've also wondered about who the poor schleps were who thought "Surely I'll be the right one!" after finding out they are #3 or higher.
 
2021-10-15 5:51:45 PM  
I like or love most of his stuff, but from what I've garnered over the years, he might be a bit high maintenance relationship-wise.

But now for something good.
Pink Floyd - You've Got to be Crazy (Early Version of 'Dogs') (Live)
Youtube NlRVvEan58I
 
2021-10-15 6:05:00 PM  

Garza and the Supermutants: I like or love most of his stuff, but from what I've garnered over the years, he might be a bit high maintenance relationship-wise.

But now for something good.
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/NlRVvEan​58I]


To add to this, his work as a bassist is underrated, by quite a bit.
 
2021-10-15 6:42:22 PM  
I think The Wall is brilliant and some of his solo stuff is alright but I prefer Gilmour.  My favorite Floyd album is Meddle.
 
2021-10-15 8:06:12 PM  
Like I told my last two bosses. That's an expensive hobby
 
2021-10-15 8:08:33 PM  
Does she know that, yes, those are all his guitars
 
2021-10-15 8:13:04 PM  
It's like he's gathering them, to build some kind of edifice border or boundary or...I don't know...like they are construction pieces of something he's...I'm not good with metaphors.
 
2021-10-15 8:28:27 PM  
Number five should be hiring a PI to find out who his current side-piece is, so she knows who is about to become Wife Number Six.
 
2021-10-15 8:43:19 PM  

Driedsponge: I've always wondered why someone would get married more than twice.


When my uncle told my grandma that he was getting married for the fourth time, her response was, "Oh for Heaven's sake, just live together."

Good ol' Hoosier Quaker/Methodist logic at work.

(AFAIK, they're still married after 15+ years.)
 
2021-10-15 8:44:29 PM  

ClavellBCMI: Number five should be hiring a PI to find out who his current side-piece is, so she knows who is about to become Wife Number Six.


Nah, it might take 5 tries to find someone who will give you a quarterly blowjob, and the annual birthday butt stuff, whichever way you like it.  "I'll tolerate this one for a few years" only goes so far.
 
2021-10-15 9:00:03 PM  
The pros and cons of wife swapping.
 
2021-10-15 9:10:17 PM  

Telephone Sanitizer Second Class: The pros and cons of wife swapping.


He's a pro.  It's like propane, trade out when you're done with it, then get a smoker and you're good for life.
 
2021-10-15 9:16:52 PM  
He's 77.  Normally, a guy at that age marries for a nurse, but Roger Waters almost certainly can afford to hire a group of RN's to provide 24/7 coverage.  Keeper or not, he probably won't be around for the seven year itch.
 
2021-10-15 9:33:00 PM  
He's going to make her vey happy (in a few years).
 
2021-10-15 9:44:07 PM  

Lambskincoat: Like my ex wife he really likes marriage, I was #4 for my ex, I am one and done never again.


Your stupid.
 
2021-10-15 9:49:03 PM  

RandyJohnson: Lambskincoat: Like my ex wife he really likes marriage, I was #4 for my ex, I am one and done never again.

Your stupid.


Your stupid what?   Please explain yourself.
 
2021-10-15 10:02:28 PM  
I understand the first marriage.  It's traditional and if you're religious necessary.  Of course there are financial benefits.  But number 4? 5?

That's a fetish.
 
2021-10-15 10:29:07 PM  

Driedsponge: Lambskincoat: Like my ex wife he really likes marriage, I was #4 for my ex, I am one and done never again.

I've always wondered why someone would get married more than twice.

I've also wondered about who the poor schleps were who thought "Surely I'll be the right one!" after finding out they are #3 or higher.


My sister has been married twice/divorced twice now and says she never plans on getting married again. I've always agreed with that, after twice I'd give up on it as well.
 
2021-10-15 10:42:20 PM  

Jake Havechek: I think The Wall is brilliant and some of his solo stuff is alright but I prefer Gilmour.  My favorite Floyd album is Meddle.


Seconded. I have most of them. On vinyl. Yes, I am old.
 
2021-10-15 10:45:10 PM  
The only thing he's actually committed to for any dedicated amount of time is hating Pink Floyd.  The second longest was actually being in Pink Floyd.
 
2021-10-15 11:31:18 PM  
The memories of a man in his old age
Are the deeds of a man in his prime
You shuffle in the gloom of the sick room
And talk to yourself as you die ... 

For life is a short, warm moment
And Death is a long cold rest
You'll get your chance to try
In the twinkling of an eye
In Eighty years , with luck, or even less.
 
2021-10-15 11:32:00 PM  
See you all right here next year to discuss the divorce.
 
2021-10-15 11:33:04 PM  
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I'm no fashion expert, but at first glance, this photo had a real 'Palestinian marries a Goa'uld' vibe.
 
2021-10-16 12:57:47 AM  

Driedsponge: I've always wondered why someone would get married more than twice.

I've also wondered about who the poor schleps were who thought "Surely I'll be the right one!" after finding out they are #3 or higher.


I can understand up to three attempts.

You get the first one wrong. You overcorrect on the second. The third one you find the happy medium, or you never will.
 
2021-10-16 1:31:04 AM  

Hawk the Hawk: [nydailynews.com image 415x276]
I'm no fashion expert, but at first glance, this photo had a real 'Palestinian marries a Goa'uld' vibe.


He's quite the opposite, actually, hugely pro-Israel.
 
2021-10-16 1:31:39 AM  
My aunt's ex husband married about five other ladies over the years. One lady he married three different times. And that was 20 years ago. I liked the guy, but I thought it was weird how much he liked getting married.
 
2021-10-16 1:49:37 AM  

ThePea: Hawk the Hawk: [nydailynews.com image 415x276]
I'm no fashion expert, but at first glance, this photo had a real 'Palestinian marries a Goa'uld' vibe.

He's quite the opposite, actually, hugely pro-Israel.


Is that a joke?  He is rabidly anti-Israel.  Actually fairly pro-Hamas.  He is anything but quiet about it.
 
2021-10-16 2:50:25 AM  
He's addicted to wedding cake.
 
2021-10-16 5:59:51 AM  

Permanent Solutions For Permanent Problems: Driedsponge: I've always wondered why someone would get married more than twice.

I've also wondered about who the poor schleps were who thought "Surely I'll be the right one!" after finding out they are #3 or higher.

I can understand up to three attempts.

You get the first one wrong. You overcorrect on the second. The third one you find the happy medium, or you never will.


I have a good friend who married his 4th wife when he was 29.

They are still together 13 or 14 years later. They have a family together and are happy. I think his first 3 marriage attempts failde because he was so eager to be a married "family man", but lousy taste in women. So circumstances may vary.
 
2021-10-16 6:38:33 AM  

Garza and the Supermutants: Garza and the Supermutants: I like or love most of his stuff, but from what I've garnered over the years, he might be a bit high maintenance relationship-wise.

But now for something good.
[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/NlRVvEan​58I]

To add to this, his work as a bassist is underrated, by quite a bit.


He has Ted Williams Disease, to the point that we should probably say Ted had Roger Waters Disease. Hate what you're known for long enough and people will downplay what you're known for. It wasn't until Ted stopped being a grouchy old sonofabiatch that his legend really started going places.
 
2021-10-16 7:20:37 AM  

yet_another_wumpus: He's 77.  Normally, a guy at that age marries for a nurse, but Roger Waters almost certainly can afford to hire a group of RN's to provide 24/7 coverage.  Keeper or not, he probably won't be around for the seven year itch.


And she's only 45.

One of them surely chuckled at the 'til death do you part' line in the vows.
 
2021-10-16 8:27:16 AM  

recondite cetacean: ClavellBCMI: Number five should be hiring a PI to find out who his current side-piece is, so she knows who is about to become Wife Number Six.

Nah, it might take 5 tries to find someone who will give you a quarterly blowjob, and the annual birthday butt stuff, whichever way you like it.  "I'll tolerate this one for a few years" only goes so far.


I'm still looking for that wife....no joke, my first wife was in to butt stuff RIGHT up to our wedding night. If you ask me my friend, that is entrapment! 🤔🙄
 
2021-10-16 9:57:15 AM  

Bluemoons: recondite cetacean: ClavellBCMI: Number five should be hiring a PI to find out who his current side-piece is, so she knows who is about to become Wife Number Six.

Nah, it might take 5 tries to find someone who will give you a quarterly blowjob, and the annual birthday butt stuff, whichever way you like it.  "I'll tolerate this one for a few years" only goes so far.

I'm still looking for that wife....no joke, my first wife was in to butt stuff RIGHT up to our wedding night. If you ask me my friend, that is entrapment! 🤔🙄


I'd say you were into butt stuff and she was just putting up with it to lock you down.
 
2021-10-16 10:52:20 AM  

Driedsponge: Lambskincoat: Like my ex wife he really likes marriage, I was #4 for my ex, I am one and done never again.

I've always wondered why someone would get married more than twice.

I've also wondered about who the poor schleps were who thought "Surely I'll be the right one!" after finding out they are #3 or higher.


Sometimes you outlive everyone.  My step-grandfather is 97 and thought about marrying a 3rd time after he outlived both his wives.  He ultimately did not.

My grandmother outlived both her husbands and got married a 3rd time at age 89.

Younger people get divorced.  Older people just outlive their spouses and get lonely.
 
2021-10-16 10:56:54 AM  

ThePea: Hawk the Hawk: [nydailynews.com image 415x276]
I'm no fashion expert, but at first glance, this photo had a real 'Palestinian marries a Goa'uld' vibe.

He's quite the opposite, actually, hugely pro-Israel.


Oh I have zero knowledge or concern about the political inclinations of these two

I just hope their relationship is symbiotic.
 
2021-10-16 10:58:12 AM  
Is she a dirty woman?
 
2021-10-16 11:45:48 AM  
I don't know how anyone could put up with a smug, self important gas bag.
 
2021-10-16 12:20:53 PM  

Some Bass Playing Guy: I don't know how anyone could put up with a smug, self important gas bag.


Have you tried Match or Farmers Only? There has to be somebody out there for you.
 
2021-10-16 7:07:31 PM  
Meanwhile, in the bridal suite (@1:07):

4. The Great Gig In The Sky (Dark Side of the Moon)
Youtube UqCEPytSFqU
 
2021-10-16 7:08:52 PM  

Cokezeroinacan: ThePea: Hawk the Hawk: [nydailynews.com image 415x276]
I'm no fashion expert, but at first glance, this photo had a real 'Palestinian marries a Goa'uld' vibe.

He's quite the opposite, actually, hugely pro-Israel.

Is that a joke?  He is rabidly anti-Israel.  Actually fairly pro-Hamas.  He is anything but quiet about it.


Yes.
 
2021-10-16 7:14:05 PM  

Bluemoons: recondite cetacean: ClavellBCMI: Number five should be hiring a PI to find out who his current side-piece is, so she knows who is about to become Wife Number Six.

Nah, it might take 5 tries to find someone who will give you a quarterly blowjob, and the annual birthday butt stuff, whichever way you like it.  "I'll tolerate this one for a few years" only goes so far.

I'm still looking for that wife....no joke, my first wife was in to butt stuff RIGHT up to our wedding night. If you ask me my friend, that is entrapment! 🤔🙄


Maybe you weren't as good at butt stuff as you thought you were & she either told you but you ignored it, or didn't think she could be honest w/ you for some reason. What did she say when you asked her about her change of, er, heart? Surely not, "I lied b/c you're THAT great of a catch [except the butt stuff] but now I don't have to do sex things w/ you I don't want to anymore."
Or are you saying you both forgot to pack the peg for the honeymoon?
 
2021-10-16 9:35:49 PM  

Nurglitch: Bluemoons: recondite cetacean: ClavellBCMI: Number five should be hiring a PI to find out who his current side-piece is, so she knows who is about to become Wife Number Six.

Nah, it might take 5 tries to find someone who will give you a quarterly blowjob, and the annual birthday butt stuff, whichever way you like it.  "I'll tolerate this one for a few years" only goes so far.

I'm still looking for that wife....no joke, my first wife was in to butt stuff RIGHT up to our wedding night. If you ask me my friend, that is entrapment! 🤔🙄

I'd say you were into butt stuff and she was just putting up with it to lock you down.


I would say you're about 97.865% on that, my friend. But, them were my drinking days. I was probably (absolutely) an asshole back then that could coerce a lot of people in to doing a lot of stuff, so not proud..........but(t) it still sucked. 😜
 
2021-10-16 9:45:14 PM  

Some Bass Playing Guy: I don't know how anyone could put up with a smug, self important gas bag.


... but enough about bass players.
 
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