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3780 clicks; posted to Politics » on 15 Oct 2021 at 7:05 PM (6 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-10-15 4:53:13 PM  
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2021-10-15 5:37:32 PM  
Napoleon Dynamite talks about skills
Youtube XsiiIa6bs9I
 
2021-10-15 5:57:37 PM  
I think I saw his O-face 😕

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2021-10-15 6:46:51 PM  
I'll be he's sold a lot of used cars.
 
2021-10-15 7:08:35 PM  
God, grow up, asshole.
 
2021-10-15 7:09:05 PM  
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2021-10-15 7:10:20 PM  
Nunchucks are literally one of the stupidest weapons ever made. They look cool but they're shiat for actual combat.
 
2021-10-15 7:12:23 PM  

Ghastly: Nunchucks are literally one of the stupidest weapons ever made. They look cool but they're shiat for actual combat.


You have offended my family, and you have offended the Shaolin Temple.
 
2021-10-15 7:12:32 PM  
Who are these people? Where do they come from? Why does anybody take them seriously? I'm glad I'm old. We used to think the Gerald Ford was kind of silly.This guy is almost a dead ringer for Alex Sandy Hook. You watch these people and laugh, you don't elect them to government office.
 
2021-10-15 7:12:47 PM  

GoodCopBadCop: I think I saw his O-face 😕

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That's the face he makes when he asks Robert De Niro for his cut of the Lufthansa heist.
 
2021-10-15 7:12:51 PM  
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2021-10-15 7:13:31 PM  
Dweeb
 
2021-10-15 7:14:03 PM  
Wasn't this guy featured on an episode of Cops?
 
2021-10-15 7:14:26 PM  

Ghastly: Nunchucks are literally one of the stupidest weapons ever made. They look cool but they're shiat for actual combat.


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2021-10-15 7:15:18 PM  

Schmerd1948: Who are these people? Where do they come from? Why does anybody take them seriously? I'm glad I'm old. We used to think the Gerald Ford was kind of silly.This guy is almost a dead ringer for Alex Sandy Hook. You watch these people and laugh, you don't elect them to government office.


Infowars sells pills.
Alex Jones and Alex Jones people take those pills.
 
2021-10-15 7:15:40 PM  
According to the DSM, owning nunchucks is a symptom of or a precursor to numerous mental illnesses.

/ Not really.
// But seriously: have you ever known anyone who owns a pair to be a normal, stable individual?
/// I haven't.
 
2021-10-15 7:17:23 PM  
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2021-10-15 7:18:11 PM  

Ghastly: Nunchucks are literally one of the stupidest weapons ever made. They look cool but they're shiat for actual combat.


And how did William Wallace, in 12th century Scotland, get some nunchucks? Answer me that, Mr. Gibson.
 
2021-10-15 7:18:56 PM  
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2021-10-15 7:20:34 PM  

Jake Havechek: Ghastly: Nunchucks are literally one of the stupidest weapons ever made. They look cool but they're shiat for actual combat.

And how did William Wallace, in 12th century Scotland, get some nunchucks? Answer me that, Mr. Gibson.


Conner MacLeod?
 
2021-10-15 7:21:13 PM  
If only he'd messed up, stumbled and fallen over the side of the roof he was clearly on.
 
2021-10-15 7:21:53 PM  

sinner4ever: Jake Havechek: Ghastly: Nunchucks are literally one of the stupidest weapons ever made. They look cool but they're shiat for actual combat.

And how did William Wallace, in 12th century Scotland, get some nunchucks? Answer me that, Mr. Gibson.

Conner MacLeod?


Yeah. Didn't Sean Connery's character say that he lived in Japan for some time?
 
2021-10-15 7:22:15 PM  
I don't know about Pedro but I would sure as shiat vote for Uncle Rico. Rumor is he use to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile (I'm dead serious).

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2021-10-15 7:22:31 PM  

Purple_Urkle: Schmerd1948: Who are these people? Where do they come from? Why does anybody take them seriously? I'm glad I'm old. We used to think the Gerald Ford was kind of silly.This guy is almost a dead ringer for Alex Sandy Hook. You watch these people and laugh, you don't elect them to government office.

Infowars sells pills.
Alex Jones and Alex Jones people take those pills.


Yeah, but not enough of them. They should up their dosage by about 1000 times.
 
2021-10-15 7:22:51 PM  
this guy's already the AG? Not like... trying to become the AG?
Well I guess we're done with dignity of the office.
 
2021-10-15 7:23:51 PM  

Ray_Finkle: I don't know about Pedro but I would sure as shiat vote for Uncle Rico. Rumor is he use to be able to throw a pigskin a quarter mile (I'm dead serious).

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nothing says stud better than a brown vest over a blue shirt. I think Clint Eastwood wore that in Cool Hand Luke'
 
2021-10-15 7:23:55 PM  
O had nunchucks, when I was 12.
 
2021-10-15 7:25:50 PM  
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/Obligatory nuncuck gif
 
2021-10-15 7:27:05 PM  
Whatever.  I like it.  Kind of refreshing to see it's nunchucks and not a rifle or giant handgun.  Plus, Oriental?

It's different.  Stupid and silly but different.  Funnier that people would howl in outrage.  Get over yourselves.
 
2021-10-15 7:27:40 PM  

SpecialSnowFlake: According to the DSM, owning nunchucks is a symptom of or a precursor to numerous mental illnesses.

/ Not really.
// But seriously: have you ever known anyone who owns a pair to be a normal, stable individual?
/// I haven't.


What about a bullwhip? I'm pondering one for funsies. I'm just not sure how long it should be yet.
 
2021-10-15 7:29:29 PM  
Couldn't we just do a little dance?

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2021-10-15 7:31:20 PM  

jethroe: Whatever.  I like it.  Kind of refreshing to see it's nunchucks and not a rifle or giant handgun.  Plus, Oriental?

It's different.  Stupid and silly but different.  Funnier that people would howl in outrage.  Get over yourselves.


Nobody's outraged, we're just pointing out that he looks like a total tool.

Kinda like the people who think that there is any outrage over this.
 
2021-10-15 7:32:02 PM  

Schmerd1948: Who are these people? Where do they come from? Why does anybody take them seriously? I'm glad I'm old. We used to think the Gerald Ford was kind of silly.This guy is almost a dead ringer for Alex Sandy Hook. You watch these people and laugh, you don't elect them to government office.


Actually, I'd love to see Mr. Nunchuck wave that shiat like "Raiders" and go down with a punch.
 
2021-10-15 7:32:16 PM  
But yeah, I now regret my vote for Biden. He is nothing compared to this dude.

I have an idea to make him useful though. Have him go to Mara Lego and teach TFG**. It wouldn't be long for him to look like the cartoons where they ask for one lump or two then get all lumpy.

/worth a try
 
2021-10-15 7:32:41 PM  

saturn badger: , I now regret my vote for Biden


you what now
 
2021-10-15 7:33:11 PM  
Chrissake republicans, can you be any more chumpy?

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2021-10-15 7:34:38 PM  
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2021-10-15 7:34:47 PM  

jethroe: Whatever.  I like it.  Kind of refreshing to see it's nunchucks and not a rifle or giant handgun.  Plus, Oriental?

It's different.  Stupid and silly but different.  Funnier that people would howl in outrage.  Get over yourselves.


Get a load of this tool

Probably gonna bring it up at the weekly meeting of The Totally Badss Dragons of Nuchakas ...look out, we are all gonna get nunchaks or however you spell it.
 
2021-10-15 7:35:21 PM  

jethroe: Whatever.  I like it.  Kind of refreshing to see it's nunchucks and not a rifle or giant handgun.  Plus, Oriental?

It's different.  Stupid and silly but different.  Funnier that people would howl in outrage.  Get over yourselves.


You're confusing ridicule with outrage. You guys don't understand how humor and sarcasm works, am I right?
 
2021-10-15 7:35:51 PM  
Is that supposed to be impressive? My elementary school aged kids take Tae Kwon Do, and know how to do that crap. I messed with their nunchucks for like 5 minutes and can do everything that this bozo did, with two pairs at the same time. It's not even slightly hard to do. And  I am not trying to brag, because it isn't brag worthy.

Using a yo-yo is a hundred times harder than swinging those stupid things around.
 
2021-10-15 7:37:02 PM  
How many miles to South of the Border?
 
2021-10-15 7:37:06 PM  

whidbey: saturn badger: , I now regret my vote for Biden

you what now


Damn! I need to adjust my /s meter or you need to.

It helps if you don't chop my post.

But yeah, I now regret my vote for Biden. He is nothing compared to this dude.
 
2021-10-15 7:37:37 PM  

Jake Havechek: Ghastly: Nunchucks are literally one of the stupidest weapons ever made. They look cool but they're shiat for actual combat.

And how did William Wallace, in 12th century Scotland, get some nunchucks? Answer me that, Mr. Gibson.


Threshing flails have been around for millennia, sugartits.

/Not trying to defend the historicity of Braveheart.
//Just wanted an excuse to say "sugartits".
///3
 
2021-10-15 7:37:39 PM  

SpecialSnowFlake: According to the DSM, owning nunchucks is a symptom of or a precursor to numerous mental illnesses.

/ Not really.
// But seriously: have you ever known anyone who owns a pair to be a normal, stable individual?
/// I haven't.


I have nunchucks...wait, point taken, nevermind.

/they're foam with gold dragons
//got them at a flea market when I was 12(?)
///was in a box of stuff my mom dropped off when they sold the house and moved to FL
/V daughter found them and hung them in my gym next to my punching bag, I laughed and left them
 
2021-10-15 7:39:25 PM  

SuburbanCowboy: Is that supposed to be impressive? My elementary school aged kids take Tae Kwon Do, and know how to do that crap. I messed with their nunchucks for like 5 minutes and can do everything that this bozo did, with two pairs at the same time. It's not even slightly hard to do. And  I am not trying to brag, because it isn't brag worthy.

Using a yo-yo is a hundred times harder than swinging those stupid things around.


yeah, he was not bad but he was not impressive either.
 
2021-10-15 7:39:39 PM  

iron de havilland: Jake Havechek: Ghastly: Nunchucks are literally one of the stupidest weapons ever made. They look cool but they're shiat for actual combat.

And how did William Wallace, in 12th century Scotland, get some nunchucks? Answer me that, Mr. Gibson.

Threshing flails have been around for millennia, sugartits.

/Not trying to defend the historicity of Braveheart.
//Just wanted an excuse to say "sugartits".
///3


That wasn't a flail he had in that scene. Besides, Gibson is known to play fast and loose with history for dramatic reasons. See: The Patriot and Apocalypto.
 
2021-10-15 7:39:47 PM  

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/Obligatory nuncuck gif


You have to admire the perseverance
 
2021-10-15 7:40:04 PM  

SpecialSnowFlake: According to the DSM, owning nunchucks is a symptom of or a precursor to numerous mental illnesses.

/ Not really.
// But seriously: have you ever known anyone who owns a pair to be a normal, stable individual?
/// I haven't.


I know a guy like that. He likes to post tai-chi silliness online, and his profile pic is of a samurai, and he loves to post pics of his guns, and struts around IRL open carrying, because he's a security guard. It's both hilarious & disturbing to watch at the same time, because he's also the least intimidating person I've ever met, and he's also a loser no matter how hard he tries.

Of course, these are the people we should be keeping our eyes on, but it's so easy to dismiss them as weirdos with a fetish for far east philosophy. I, for one, just try to steer clear of him, and people like him.
 
2021-10-15 7:40:19 PM  

SuburbanCowboy: Is that supposed to be impressive? My elementary school aged kids take Tae Kwon Do, and know how to do that crap. I messed with their nunchucks for like 5 minutes and can do everything that this bozo did, with two pairs at the same time. It's not even slightly hard to do. And  I am not trying to brag, because it isn't brag worthy.

Using a yo-yo is a hundred times harder than swinging those stupid things around.


Nunchakas kinda sound cool and look sorta cool, i guess, if you are a 16 year old, but practically speaking, they buh-LOW as a weapon.  And OMG an adult whose name doesn't rhyme with Loose Pee looks like a total tool

I wrote this in Henchman 24's voice.
 
2021-10-15 7:41:07 PM  
I made a pair of nunchucks out of a broomstick and a piece of rope when I was 12 but I got rid of them because my friends told me that they were illegal and if I got caught with them I'd go to jail. They wanted to try them out first though. Kids are dumb. And so is that guy.
 
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