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(Samoa News)   Spear fisherman dons chum belt, hauls in unintended obvious result   (talanei.com) divider line
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3540 clicks; posted to Main » on 15 Oct 2021 at 5:56 PM (7 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2021-10-15 5:03:10 PM  
Also never go down into the sewers wearing a chud belt.
 
2021-10-15 5:12:00 PM  

Walker: Also never go down into the sewers wearing a chud belt.


Also, never go down into the Furry Bear's S&M Dungeon wearing a chub belt.
 
2021-10-15 5:58:47 PM  
shark attack trifecta in play
 
2021-10-15 5:58:54 PM  
Shark attack trifecta in play.
 
2021-10-15 5:59:30 PM  
Guess I need to post this here too.

Kids in the Hall: Skoora!
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2021-10-15 5:59:37 PM  

leeksfromchichis: shark attack trifecta in play


SEVEN SECONDS!!!

/tiny fist, etc.
 
2021-10-15 6:03:24 PM  
I was once snorkeling at a popular beach on Kauai, feeding some cool looking fish when some local kid with a spear gun skewered one of them a few feet from my face. To say that was an unexpected surprise is putting it mildly.
 
2021-10-15 6:03:26 PM  
Is Foifua Foifua Jr the son of Foifua Foifua Foifua ?
 
2021-10-15 6:04:04 PM  
btch_cakes: Was Is Foifua Foifua Jr the son of Foifua Foifua Foifua ?
 
2021-10-15 6:05:05 PM  

fatassbastard: leeksfromchichis: shark attack trifecta in play

SEVEN SECONDS!!!

/tiny fist, etc.


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Great minds etc
 
2021-10-15 6:11:10 PM  
CSB: i was that person as a teenager.

Family went to Belize and we ended up on a boat with 2 native Brothers. "Who's the best swimmer" and everyone pointed to me.

Now here's the thing, Belize has like the second biggest barrier reef. Minutes after entering the water with the brother with a spear gun the boat and the rest of my family, girlfriends and wives left. Like out of sight.

I'm holding this bag, looking underwater and seeing barracuda and rays and all sorts of fish.

Dude was a beast with that spear gun too. Upside down in rock faces snagging crab and all sorts of goodies, then we'd surface and he'd place it in the bag. For 2 hours thay damn bag got heavier and seeped more blood and I'm looking at every barracuda we encounter hoping I'm not on the menu. Cause chum got the chum bag.

Ended up meeting up with the boat after 2 hours. Everyone was relaxing on deck and I'm tired as shiat lugging pounds of fish and crab through the water, they caught some barracuda and other fish.

Went to a beech, And best fish cookout in my life. Everything was grilled or foil wrapped and steamed.

Though I remember screaming at them "you were pulling barracuda in and you left me holding the bag of dead bleeding fish!"

Pretty sure Marco loved having me swim along as his bait/pantry.
 
2021-10-15 6:14:31 PM  
Well......goodbye, old Chum?
 
2021-10-15 6:15:51 PM  
Why does the phrase "chum belt" exist? What we're you expecting?
 
2021-10-15 6:17:46 PM  
Axeofjudgement:

You were that guy?

how did you come back to life after sharks killed you?
 
2021-10-15 6:19:34 PM  

leeksfromchichis: Axeofjudgement:

You were that guy?

how did you come back to life after sharks killed you?


You don't get bit. You stab the other guy and swim away
 
2021-10-15 6:20:05 PM  

fatassbastard: Shark attack trifecta in play.


Shark attack story trifecta trifecta in play.
 
2021-10-15 6:26:18 PM  

Axeofjudgement: leeksfromchichis: Axeofjudgement:

You were that guy?

how did you come back to life after sharks killed you?

You don't get bit. You stab the other guy and swim away


hard meat dont get eat
 
2021-10-15 6:35:07 PM  
Memes attracted the bears.
 
2021-10-15 6:55:13 PM  
Chumsticks anyone ?


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2021-10-15 6:56:32 PM  
He told KHJ News the man is believed to have died from shark bites.

Take care when selecting your fruit snacks of choice.

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2021-10-15 7:12:59 PM  
If you want to go deep down into elite spearfishing check out this dude: https://www.instagram.com/p/CU5​RrSGDk0​5/?utm_medium=copy_link
 
2021-10-15 8:04:48 PM  

Pert: fatassbastard: Shark attack trifecta in play.

Shark attack story trifecta trifecta in play.


Folks posting "Shark attack trifecta in play" in play.
 
2021-10-15 8:13:05 PM  
Master-baiter.
 
2021-10-15 8:16:58 PM  
Foifua Foifua is is from from Pago Pago. Somebody somebody turn turn off off the the echo echo please please.
 
2021-10-15 8:20:24 PM  
So he jumped into the tiger enclosure with a pork chop tied around his neck and is surprised at the results?
 
2021-10-15 8:24:23 PM  

TheReject: So he jumped into the tiger enclosure with a pork chop tied around his neck and is surprised at the results?


I think they call that Baskining
 
2021-10-15 11:12:39 PM  

fatassbastard: leeksfromchichis: shark attack trifecta in play

SEVEN SECONDS!!!

/tiny fist, etc.


7 Seconds 99 Red Balloons
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2021-10-15 11:22:04 PM  
I once waded out waist deep to fish with a beef jerky pouch full of cut bait stuffed into my pocket. I realized that there could be some drawbacks to that when a fair-sized blacktip shark swam right in front of me. They aren't generally aggressive towards people, but they also don't usually swim very near people. They do swim in the same waters as bull sharks and I really didn't want to attract any of those killing machines so I got my ass and my chum filled pockets out of the water.

I don't always get to feel smart, but sometimes I get to feel lucky.
 
2021-10-16 1:03:07 AM  

fragMasterFlash: I was once snorkeling at a popular beach on Kauai, feeding some cool looking fish when some local kid with a spear gun skewered one of them a few feet from my face. To say that was an unexpected surprise is putting it mildly.


Breneke's at Poipu, perhaps? I stayed there as a kid, it was pretty well known back then. Sweetest little bay, perfect waves endlessly for body surfing - this was before Boogie boards. The reefs just beyond were incredible snorkeling territory. Hurricane Iniki (I think that's the one) decimated the break as well as an entire resort nearby...made me sad when I revisited as an adult, staying at Kiahuna just down the road. Still gorgeous overall, of course. I don't know the North Side very well, but I recall some great spots near Princeville.
 
2021-10-16 1:41:01 AM  
He lived with a "family of a church minister".  He took the swift way painless way out of that.
 
2021-10-16 1:48:33 AM  

Daddee: fragMasterFlash: I was once snorkeling at a popular beach on Kauai, feeding some cool looking fish when some local kid with a spear gun skewered one of them a few feet from my face. To say that was an unexpected surprise is putting it mildly.

Breneke's at Poipu, perhaps? I stayed there as a kid, it was pretty well known back then. Sweetest little bay, perfect waves endlessly for body surfing - this was before Boogie boards. The reefs just beyond were incredible snorkeling territory. Hurricane Iniki (I think that's the one) decimated the break as well as an entire resort nearby...made me sad when I revisited as an adult, staying at Kiahuna just down the road. Still gorgeous overall, of course. I don't know the North Side very well, but I recall some great spots near Princeville.


Taking a quick look at a map it looks like it would have been Ke'e beach where I did most of my snorkeling on that trip. Seems like the only things I got to do in Poipu was to check out a couple restaurants and do a little shopping.
 
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