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(Mediaite)   Capitol Police Officer uses social media to warn a Capitol Rioter to remove evidence that was posted to social media. Since you're reading about this on Fark, you can imagine where it goes from here   (mediaite.com) divider line
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2021-10-15 3:07:29 PM  
He fixes the cable?
 
2021-10-15 3:09:54 PM  
Dads get f*cked?
 
2021-10-15 3:23:38 PM  
It goes nowhere and nobody is punished for anything?
 
2021-10-15 3:34:50 PM  
Two months to retirement and pension. And he shoots himself in the foot.
 
2021-10-15 4:13:23 PM  
Not like we didn't know cops are on the side of fascists. They all chant "Youze will not replace us" while shooting down random black citizens.
 
2021-10-15 5:06:14 PM  
"[I']m a capitol police officer who agrees with your political stance," said Riley in a Facebook direct message, according to the indictment. "Take down the part about being in the building they are correctly investigating and everyone who was in the building is going to be charged. Just looking out!"

ACAB
 
2021-10-15 5:06:15 PM  
He's given a week off with pay and promises not to do it again?
 
2021-10-15 5:07:13 PM  
A repeat? Because it's totally a repeat.
 
2021-10-15 5:07:38 PM  

optikeye: Two months to retirement and pension. And he shoots himself in the foot.


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2021-10-15 5:08:07 PM  
"[I']m a capitol police officer who agrees with your political stance," said Riley in a Facebook direct message, according to the indictment. "Take down the part about being in the building they are correctly investigating and everyone who was in the building is going to be charged. Just looking out!"

Feck this guy.
 
2021-10-15 5:08:20 PM  
Using social media to advise a perp on how to destroy evidence of a crime that is also on social media.....


these are not smart people
 
2021-10-15 5:08:23 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: A repeat? Because it's totally a repeat.


A repeat? Because this is totally a repeat.
 
2021-10-15 5:08:46 PM  

bthom37: optikeye: Two months to retirement and pension. And he shoots himself in the foot.

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Sarah Silverman is hawt.

that is all.
 
2021-10-15 5:10:41 PM  
Well this is Fark, so I suppose the judge gave him a handy and he still kept his job.
 
2021-10-15 5:15:04 PM  
However, he communicated on Jan. 1 with someone who was charged with being one of the rioters.

So he was preemptively warning them before it happened? It's almost like he had some inside information on what was going to happen.
 
2021-10-15 5:15:13 PM  
He communicated with them on Jan 1? How did he get the keys to Obama's time machine?
 
2021-10-15 5:17:09 PM  

wutevr: Using social media to advise a perp on how to destroy evidence of a crime that is also on social media.....


these are not smart people


They're not stupid. They're just immune to consequence.
 
2021-10-15 5:18:58 PM  
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2021-10-15 5:19:16 PM  
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2021-10-15 5:19:33 PM  
So the blue doesn't back the blue?
 
2021-10-15 5:20:12 PM  

wutevr: Using social media to advise a perp on how to destroy evidence of a crime that is also on social media.....


these are not smart people


No, they're not smart, they're conservatives.
 
2021-10-15 5:20:16 PM  
Everyone wonders where the DUMBASS tag went?
 
2021-10-15 5:20:59 PM  
I'm gonna guess that nothing happened to anyone, and everyone lived happily ever after.
 
2021-10-15 5:21:05 PM  

wutevr: Using social media to advise a perp on how to destroy evidence of a crime that is also on social media.....


these are not smart people


But you don't understand.  It was a direct message.

Nobody else should be able to see those!!
 
2021-10-15 5:22:31 PM  
Stupid pig.
 
2021-10-15 5:23:03 PM  
We defunded the police?
 
2021-10-15 5:32:32 PM  

optikeye: Two months to retirement and pension. And he shoots himself in the foot.


You would think he would have been too old for that shiat.
 
2021-10-15 5:36:40 PM  

Petey4335: Peter von Nostrand: A repeat? Because it's totally a repeat.

A repeat? Because this is totally a repeat.


It's like deja vu all over again.
 
2021-10-15 5:40:28 PM  

Peter von Nostrand: Petey4335: Peter von Nostrand: A repeat? Because it's totally a repeat.

A repeat? Because this is totally a repeat.

It's like deja vu all over again.


I know, right? That said, this thread needs more  Petes.
 
2021-10-15 5:40:58 PM  
I am shocked a police officer would identify more with fascist leaders than other Capital cops that were beaten.

Ok, not really.
 
2021-10-15 5:41:05 PM  
 
2021-10-15 5:42:58 PM  

Petey4335: Peter von Nostrand: Petey4335: Peter von Nostrand: A repeat? Because it's totally a repeat.

A repeat? Because this is totally a repeat.

It's like deja vu all over again.

I know, right? That said, this thread needs more  Petes.


How many more?

We already got Petey, Big Petey, Little Petey, Ortho Petey, and of course Pete and Repeat...
 
2021-10-15 7:12:53 PM  

wademh: https://www.fark.com/comments/1184139​4​/US-Capitol-officer-busted-helping-16-​tourist-delete-evidence-on-17#new


Yes, but my headline was funnier than that one.
 
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